Blurt Thread III - Emporium of Unexpected Exclamations & Revelations

[imemkay]

I see you giving me shit all the time, what I'd like to see is you giving me boobies!

I've told you before..... That's all you need to know.

 

[NippleMuncher]

I've told you before..... That's all you need to know.

YOU, my dear, have been hanging out with Em too long!

 

[Emerson40]

YOU, my dear, have been hanging out with Em too long!

Sorry NM, but it is impossible to hang out with Em too long. That's just cray-cray, like trying to sneeze with your eyes open... can't be done.

 

[NippleMuncher]

Sorry NM, but it is impossible to hang out with Em too long. That's just cray-cray, like trying to sneeze with your eyes open... can't be done.

YOU, fine sir, could corrupt the most scrupulous young lass! Don't even try to deny it!

 

[imemkay]

YOU, fine sir, could corrupt the most scrupulous young lass! Don't even try to deny it!

Corrupt? I've not been corrupted by anyone.
You just don't like Seinfeld. That was a great show and that was a great scene!

 

[NippleMuncher]

Corrupt? I've not been corrupted by anyone.
You just don't like Seinfeld. That was a great show and that was a great scene!

Nope, was never a fan of the show about nothing.


BTW, Teri Hatcher has bared her, uh, soul, before. . . she lies!

 

[Emerson40]

Today I am glad I no longer have a desktop computer.

My laptop does not require I get out of bed in order to be productive.




So sleepy.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Today I am glad I no longer have a desktop computer.

My laptop does not require I get out of bed in order to be productive.




So sleepy.

I have a feeling he's not going to get a lot done.

 

[NippleMuncher]

I have a feeling he's not going to get a lot done.

Yeah, that one handed typing is a real beotch!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Yeah, that one handed typing is a real beotch!

and then there's the clean-up after... so inefficient.

he should just call in sick and use both hands!

 

[NippleMuncher]

and then there's the clean-up after... so inefficient.

he should just call in sick and use both hands!

Ooh, twice the fun!

 

[talikat]

This heat can fuck off any time now, ugh!

 

[OTCurve]

This heat can fuck off any time now, ugh!

I'll take whatever you don't want, with a side order of humidity please.
(I'm wincing thinking of what winter will bring.)

 

[talikat]

I'll take whatever you don't want, with a side order of humidity please.
(I'm wincing thinking of what winter will bring.)

With temps at 95 and 92% humidity, you can have it, take all you want!

 

[peekingone]

This heat can fuck off any time now, ugh!

just have to wear less clothing and LOVE when you swear

 

[imemkay]

Make sure your people know you love them. Life is short. You never know what could happen. A friend came home to find her husband dead on the front lawn. He'd had a heart attack at 44.

 

[Cumference]

Scary!

Stay safe, let the bloody grass grow!

 

[imemkay]

That's exactly what happened with my uncle and aunt. He was mowing the lawn. awful

Very sad.
I'm just glad she was home before their daughter. She's 19 but she'd never get that image out of her head.

 

[talikat]

just have to wear less clothing and LOVE when you swear

LOL! Learned it from all the truckers I used to work with.

Make sure your people know you love them. Life is short. You never know what could happen. A friend came home to find her husband dead on the front lawn. He'd had a heart attack at 44.

Oh my goodness! 44? Sheesh that's so young, but yeah, don't leave their presence without the 'I love you's.

So sad.

 

[peekingone]

LOL! Learned it from all the truckers I used to work with.


Oh my goodness! 44? Sheesh that's so young, but yeah, don't leave their presence without the 'I love you's.

So sad.

Well keep it up I don't mind. I am sure you can keep up with the truckers if need be

 

[OTCurve]

With temps at 95 and 92% humidity, you can have it, take all you want!

Excellent! I shall store it in our State House, as that building was designed to deal with a lot of hot air.

 

[talikat]

Excellent! I shall store it in our State House, as that building was designed to deal with a lot of hot air.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

True story there!!

 

[NippleMuncher]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

True story there!!

Isn't that a universal truth, ranks right up there with death and taxes?

 

[midwestyankee]

Minxie bait. Just because I can.

 

[NippleMuncher]

Minxie bait. Just because I can.

You know, I'd get in line for some of that action.