Boobs and Books

*Leans suggestively against the bookcase and attempts to smolder*

"I love books AND sportsball. How you doin'?"

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That depends. How do you feel about me pretending to listen to you talk about sportsball while I’m actually thinking about the book I’m reading…or the one I just finished…or the the next lucky winner from the TBR pile?
 
My dear, you're a woman. And one of your super powers is listening to one topic while simultaneously: deciding what to wear tomorrow, analyzing how to solve the crisis between two feuding friends, AND thinking about the book you are currently reading. 💚

So how do I feel about it? I'm wise enough to know that's part of the deal from the very beginning. 😂😘
 
My dear, you're a woman. And one of your super powers is listening to one topic while simultaneously: deciding what to wear tomorrow, analyzing how to solve the crisis between two feuding friends, AND thinking about the book you are currently reading. 💚

So how do I feel about it? I'm wise enough to know that's part of the deal from the very beginning. 😂😘
Keep talking like that and you’re going to find yourself with a harem of well read Lit ladies 😉
 
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