Book Club. Only the quiet and well behaved allowed in.

[CharleyH]

Re: Hmmmm!

This thread has got out of control while I was writing my last post!

As for you two; yes, I'm talking to you, Charlie and Lou; well, I've never seen such bad behaviour! Admiral Charlie? Pah! That tea you made wasn't even warm!

Thats because Lou likes bourban, and Des will set you straight or un, on this tea and crumpet bullshit - I'm pretty sure. I notcied she's here now

Perhaps ther is a story in that. Well I do recall a rather avant garde Louis Bunuel thing with two naked women having tea and crumpets. I suppose it could be hot.

Since your anger came delayed - WE know who you are! And Lou is obviously too submissive in her very unsubmissive way - lol - she ain't.

And it relates to what I am reading!

 

[dirtylover]

re: perdu

You are lost again?

J'ai perdu my tourterelle:

Est-ce point celle que j'oy?
Je veux aller apres elle.
Tu regretes ta femelle?
Helas! aussi fais je-moy:
J'ai perdu ma tourterelle


Haha, I'm not endearing, I've just had a mother and various girlfriends. Playing the pleasant, self-defacing young man is a good way of covering the conceited, shallow pomposity in which I wallow.

I'm sick of biscuits. Let's get a toffee and pecan pie and cheap champagne.

 

[destinie21]

Sorry. *hangs head in shame*

I tried to bring it back to books again, I thought I made a pretty good save, well-ish.

Ooh ooh! You have a new member to sign in... quick, before Dest runs away!

Lou - trying diversionary tactics.

WIth my penchant for high heels I won't be running anywhere
In any case I forgot to add Black Tulip
By A Dumas, the beginning drags a little but the flow picks up.
BTW tea and crumpets oh lord

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Hmmmm!

Thats because Lou likes bourban, and Des will set you straight or un, on this tea and crumpet bullshit - I'm pretty sure. I notcied she's here now

Perhaps ther is a story in that. Well I do recall a rather avant garde Louis Bunuel thing with two naked women having tea and crumpets. I suppose it could be hot.

Since your anger came delayed - WE know who you are! And Lou is obviously too submissive in her very unsubmissive way - lol - she ain't.

And it relates to what I am reading!

Actually, I'm very submissive (when it comes to sex, but not generally) have you seen my first poem? - link in sigline. It's a bit and and very .

Oh, and btw, I was referring to bourbon biscuits, chocolate jobbies, with two slices of crunchy biscuit sandwiching a chocolate flavoured fondant creme centre. They're very nice.

Anyways, back to the book club meeting, don't wanna get thrown out now, I love the membership.

What does everyone plan to read next?

Next on my list is "Barry, Bertie and the Big Banana", by Adam Spicer (my husband, and it really is his novel!).

Lou - currently drinking white wine, not tea.

 

[destinie21]

Ch I've never set anyone straight
but I'd be happy to help with the turning out

 

[Guest]

Re: re: perdu

self-defacing young man ... Let's get a toffee and pecan pie and cheap champagne.

You do not want to deface yourself, dl. Self-efface, always.

Never cheap Champagne. This is Cyberia, we can afford the best.

And despite Lou's new leaf, I must smoke.

Perdu

 

[destinie21]

I plan to get trashy with J COllins next

 

[CharleyH]

Re: Re: Re: Hmmmm!

Actually, I'm very submissive (when it comes to sex, but not generally) have you seen my first poem? - link in sigline. It's a bit and and very .

Oh, and btw, I was referring to bourbon biscuits, chocolate jobbies, with two slices of crunchy biscuit sandwiching a chocolate flavoured fondant creme centre. They're very nice.

Anyways, back to the book club meeting, don't wanna get thrown out now, I love the membership.

What does everyone plan to read next?

Next on my list is "Barry, Bertie and the Big Banana", by Adam Spicer (my husband, and it really is his novel!).

Lou - currently drinking white wine, not tea.

SEE what I MEAN DL?

 

[CharleyH]

Ch I've never set anyone straight
but I'd be happy to help with the turning out

I do believe I added "OR UN" Too much of Lou's bourban cookies?

LOL - or her ass?

 

[dirtylover]

Adjourned

Okay, I think that's enough for the first meeting of Book Club. Thank you for all your comments and suggestions.


*flicks the light off in the library

See you next time

*trips over Destine, who herself trips, thanks to her ridiculously high heels

Frigiot! - she shouts

Gimme me some more Bourban - shouts someone else

*books begin to fly everywhere

Listen to the Book Club King - I shout

*But it's too late. The library is filled with the shrill cries of Catfighting. Oh Boy.

Goodnight everybody, just going over to the pished thread for a quickie.

 

[Guest]

Who turned the lights out?

What's that squidgy thing?

Ooooh! I like.

*giggle*

Lou

 

[dirtylover]

...

You may stay after class if you wish. It seems like you are having fun.


Did I say 'deface' myself? Indeed, I am frigiot.

 

[CharleyH]

Re: Adjourned

Okay, I think that's enough for the first meeting of Book Club. Thank you for all your comments and suggestions.


*flicks the light off in the library

See you next time

*trips over Destine, who herself trips, thanks to her ridiculously high heels

Frigiot! - she shouts

Gimme me some more Bourban - shouts someone else

*books begin to fly everywhere

Listen to the Book Club King - I shout

*But it's too late. The library is filled with the shrill cries of Catfighting. Oh Boy.

Goodnight everybody, just going over to the pished thread for a quickie.

Guess you forgot there were only women on your thread- lol - or maybe - you didn't?

Here's a question to appease you - does anyone actually write influenced by their favorite authors?

 

[destinie21]

lol DL first off no one said anything about ridiculously high heels this is the book club and I hadn't planned on getting fucked so these are regular, second if you caused me to trip you wouldn't leave unscathed...

 

[dirtylover]

Squidgy?

How dare you!

 

[dirtylover]

Ahhh

I'm never gonna get out of here with all these lovley ladies still around. Please stop posting.

Destine - You were in my way. And they looked like 'fuck-me' heels.

 

[CharleyH]

Re: Squidgy?

How dare you!

Think what you meant to say is what you could do with those high heel

 

[destinie21]

Re: Adjourned

Okay, I think that's enough for the first meeting of Book Club. Thank you for all your comments and suggestions.


**trips over Destine, who herself trips, thanks to her ridiculously high heels

Frigiot! - she shouts

Gimme me some more Bourban - shouts someone else

BTW have I completly forgotten every good curse word I know In my mad rush to regain balance. I fucking hope not

 

[Guest]

Re: Squidgy?

How dare you!

Nah, I didn't mean you. I'm in a lesbinim mood again tonight.

Oh, and Charley, yes, I am heavily influenced by my favorite authors, although I would never rip any of their stuff. I write in my own way, with my own voice, but along the same lines and style of my most favourite authors (esp. Richard Laymon).

Fuck this! Took me ages to type that, the wine's kicking in.

Enough of being sensible!!! Did I see Lew around here somewhere? I'm sure he'd be a lesbian for a night for me.

Lou

 

[dirtylover]

re

Frigiot is quite a curse I think.

Uh oh, didn't think about heels in that way

 

[destinie21]

Re: re

Frigiot is quite a curse I think.

Uh oh, didn't think about heels in that way

lol you pushed me out of the way, I think you ought to be spanked personally

 

[dirtylover]

re

Lou is the one presenting her ass

Congrats to SO BTW Lou, must feel great to get a book published.




K, really must go now. all, .....it's been emotional.

 

[Guest]

Re: re

Lou is the one presenting her ass

Congrats to SO BTW Lou, must feel great to get a book published.




K, really must go now. all, .....it's been emotional.

Erm, actually, he hasn't had it published (yet), but we are forever hopeful!

I'm giving it a final re-through for him, before he sends it off.

Lou

P.S. BBFN!

 

[destinie21]

hmm well congrats to your hubby anyway
Have you seen his wife she's hot .

 

[CharleyH]

Re: Re: Squidgy?

Nah, I didn't mean you. I'm in a lesbinim mood again tonight.

Oh, and Charley, yes, I am heavily influenced by my favorite authors, although I would never rip any of their stuff. I write in my own way, with my own voice, but along the same lines and style of my most favourite authors (esp. Richard Laymon).

Fuck this! Took me ages to type that, the wine's kicking in.

Enough of being sensible!!! Did I see Lew around here somewhere? I'm sure he'd be a lesbian for a night for me.

Lou

Thought you were doing bourbon, but, well - lol took you ages to write? I can see why you need to pass the buck on lesbian. And you can fuck yourself now Lou! LOl -

Yes, you have too many clothes on to be a good lesbian . . . lol