Book Porn

Books are many things: lullabies for the weary, ointment for the wounded, armour for the fearful and nests for those in need of a home.

Glenda Millard, The Tender Moments of Saffron Silk
 
My soul feels nourished. And I came home with these beauties to be devoured....

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Those steps are gorgeous. Now I'm wishing the house had steps.
 
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The delicious tale of lascivious sex in the reference stacks, with the odorous Stinky Bishop and his spotted dick, the Lincolnshire poacher, and the librarian, with her pantysgawn.
 
Would it surprise you to know I have a book called “The History of Farting” on my shelf? My mother thinks she’s amusing.

This book
, was given to my friend Walter on his 50th b-day. We were almost thrown out of the restaurant, when the book was read aloud at the table and the jocularity was quite LOUD.
 
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