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'Darling Phil,

I adore you. Whenever you are away I want to die. My love is so overwhelming, and I feel so pathetic. I would do anything for you. You could shove me in a river and I would still love you. I want your cute arse in my face, and your cock in my stinking cunt.

Yours passionately,

F. Morgana (FBA, FRS, VC and bar).'

Did I get it right?

This might be the first time in nearly a decade on here I've been rendered speechless. So horrified I can't even reply with a simple "cunt".
 
This might be the first time in nearly a decade on here I've been rendered speechless. So horrified I can't even reply with a simple "cunt".

<Bows.> I'm honoured. And I'll take the cunt as read (with or without the a).
 
I have a journal request deliberately directed to the Codrington next Thursday, just so I can admire the architecture all over again. Love that place.
 
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