Bring Back Desireeessentials

[Killswitch1]

You rang?

...

 

[butters]

You rang?

yus, m'lady *wobbles head, touches cap*

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Bring him back as ShopsAtAldi.

This is hilarious!

 

[girlsmiley]

Some things are sacred, Sister. And thanks to everyone for being so lovely about me and my funny ways. I've said it before, but I love this place and all you wonderful people in it.

I liked him.

Shame he couldn't stick around.

 

[Equinoxe]

Unfortunate business this.

But one must be quite reserved about it all. He would have wanted it that way.

 

[Garnate]

He'll be back soon but this thread is hilarious. I also vote for ShopsAtAldi. Pleeeeease Laurel!

 

[Disgustipated]

dafuq is aldi?

 

[Fata Morgana]

He'll be back soon but this thread is hilarious. I also vote for ShopsAtAldi. Pleeeeease Laurel!

He'll die! DO IT LAURELLE.

 

[Fata Morgana]

dafuq is aldi?

Supermarket for peasants.

 

[thør]

What are you talking about?

He was just posting the other day.

And drinking champagne.

 

[Sean]

dafuq is aldi?

Downmarket K Mart.

 

[Killswitch1]

Supermarket for peasants.

They have those where you live? Aldi is cool. Haven't been in a while but the chicken cordon blus are pretty good.

I cracked up at the 25 cents for your cart the first time I went there.

 

[girlsmiley]

He'll be back soon but this thread is hilarious. I also vote for ShopsAtAldi. Pleeeeease Laurel!

Like how you said Pete won't be back?

Fuck me dead woman, you just can't help yourself.

You have a fucking big mouth!

 

[girlsmiley]

Supermarket for peasants.

I swear they have the best cheese though.

 

[Fata Morgana]

They have those where you live? Aldi is cool. Haven't been in a whle but the chicken cordon blus are pretty good.

Nowt wrong with Aldi but Des is a posh cunt. Mind you, I've never been in an aldi myself come to think of it.

 

[Sean]

Nowt wrong with Aldi but Des is a posh cunt. Mind you, I've never been in an aldi myself come to think of it.

There are none near me but I go to Lidl quite often cos they do these Gouda rolls that are fucking amazing.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I swear they have the best cheese though.

Do they indeed! I shall investigate further. It's right next to Sainsbury's here and I'm always in there.

 

[Killswitch1]

Nowt wrong with Aldi but Des is a posh cunt. Mind you, I've never been in an aldi myself come to think of it.

Youd dig it. If it's like here. Cheap no name stuff and some brand names. Warehouse style and you box or bag your own stuff.

If I had one convenient Id hit it now and again.

 

[Fata Morgana]

There are none near me but I go to Lidl quite often cos they do these Gouda rolls that are fucking amazing.

I need to go on a peasant shop cheese run.

 

[Fata Morgana]

OK Aldi is not so bad. What about ILOVEPOUNDLAND.

 

[Garnate]

Like how you said Pete won't be back?

Fuck me dead woman, you just can't help yourself.

You have a fucking big mouth!

I wouldn't say he'd be back if I didn't know what happened to him in the first place, you,thick cunt.

 

[Disgustipated]

I wouldn't say he'd be back if I didn't know what happened to him in the first place, you,thick cunt.

That twatsicle really doesn't like us. Which is funny cuz I never noticed her until she started being an intrusive cunt for no reason. She's like Betty with a deeper voice.

 

[girlsmiley]

Do they indeed! I shall investigate further. It's right next to Sainsbury's here and I'm always in there.

It's funny. I know some rich fuckers who shop at Aldi.

I shop at Woolies, but a friend of mine bought some cheese over from there and I was hooked. So now that's where I go for most of our cheese.

Award winning stuff down under. It's great.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Nowt wrong with Aldi but Des is a posh cunt. Mind you, I've never been in an aldi myself come to think of it.

"Posh cunt" for his custom user title!

 

[Garnate]

That twatsicle really doesn't like us. Which is funny cuz I never noticed her until she started being an intrusive cunt for no reason. She's like Betty with a deeper voice.

She was team Garnate until I gave her shit for something. Now I'm the devil. lol OH OKAY. Root someone on for being a bitch until they're a bitch to you.