Bring Back Desireeessentials

[girlsmiley]

I wouldn't say he'd be back if I didn't know what happened to him in the first place, you,thick cunt.

Exactly! Just like how you knew Pete wouldn't be back, right? Peesht.

You've got a big fucking mouth cunt. Quit putting your foot in it.

 

[Sean]

I see the psycho is still off the meds.

 

[Fata Morgana]

It's funny. I know some rich fuckers who shop at Aldi.

I shop at Woolies, but a friend of mine bought some cheese over from there and I was hooked. So now that's where I go for most of our cheese.

Award winning stuff down under. It's great.

Yeah its actually won supermarket of the year here. I still think Des would be horrified though.

 

[Disgustipated]

She was team Garnate until I gave her shit for something. Now I'm the devil. lol OH OKAY. Root someone on for being a bitch until they're a bitch to you.

She got upset I went after December for being a self serving bitch during one of her comebacks. She drug up the NotNowDummy thread to bitch at about me.

 

[Garnate]

"I love Garnate. She's a bitch that tells it like it is."

"Garnate is a bitch and I hate her."

Whaaaaaa



Back to Des. Maybe his new name could be WhiteChocolate.

 

[spacekowboy]

She was team Garnate until I gave her shit for something. Now I'm the devil. lol OH OKAY. Root someone on for being a bitch until they're a bitch to you.

You didn't give her tit pics when she asked for them did you?

Because that would make me jump off the Garnate bandwagon.
*bugles n shit*

 

[girlsmiley]

She was team Garnate until I gave her shit for something. Now I'm the devil. lol OH OKAY. Root someone on for being a bitch until they're a bitch to you.

You gave me shit for something?

No, basically I just realised one day that you weren't as cool as what I thought you were.

You know, you could just ask me why instead of making shit up.

Time to go to work. Have a good one.

 

[girlsmiley]

You didn't give her tit pics when she asked for them did you?

Because that would make me jump off the Garnate bandwagon.
*bugles n shit*

Lol! Yeah, that's exactly it.

*cries*

 

[spacekowboy]

"I love Garnate. She's a bitch that tells it like it is."

"Garnate is a bitch and I hate her."

Whaaaaaa



Back to Des. Maybe his new name could be WhiteChocolate.

#PoshSpice

 

[Garnate]

You gave me shit for something?

No, basically I just realised one day that you weren't as cool as what I thought you were.

You know, you could just ask me why instead of making shit up.

Time to go to work. Have a good one.

LOL That's not even close to what happened, killswitch.

 

[Oh_That_Guy]

Aldi and Trader Joes are owned by two brothers or something like that. It's cheap off brand stuff mostly but not totally and you can get a good amount of healthier alternatives for much lower cost. Very good for staple foods, too.

 

[girlsmiley]

LOL That's not even close to what happened, killswitch.

I just had a massive orgasm.

I suggest you do the same.

 

[Killswitch1]

LOL That's not even close to what happened, killswitch.

No, don't do that to her even as a joke. She's her own woman and she hates me as much as she hates you, but don't label her with that.

 

[butters]

this was going so well....


people shouldn't make so many assumptions as to who knows what around these heeyah parts. hmn, accent oddities.

 

[Garnate]

No, don't do that to her even as a joke. She's her own woman and she hates me as much as she hates you, but don't label her with that.

Here's the comprehensive list of "Pulling a killswitch":

*Fabricating information
*Pretending to know what's going on
*Claiming insider info when you have none
*Skimming posts
*Rooting for the underdog, no matter what the underdog did
*White-knighting (can also be called " Pulling a Pete ")

Feel free to add your own.

 

[Killswitch1]

Here's the comprehensive list of "Pulling a killswitch":

*Fabricating information
*Pretending to know what's going on
*Claiming insider info when you have none
*Skimming posts
*Rooting for the underdog, no matter what the underdog did
*White-knighting (can also be called " Pulling a Pete ")

Feel free to add your own.

Yeah yeah yeah. Some of thats true anyhow.

 

[butters]

yeah... well, guess this is why we can't have nice things



des was Nice. mr. Nice


he'll probably hate that. oops

 

[Disgustipated]

Here's the comprehensive list of "Pulling a killswitch":

*Fabricating information
*Pretending to know what's going on
*Claiming insider info when you have none
*Skimming posts
*Rooting for the underdog, no matter what the underdog did
*White-knighting (can also be called " Pulling a Pete ")

Feel free to add your own.

*Pretend to not be a racist
*Creep out wimminz in the ISO

 

[butters]

wtf


have you bastards no sense of correct behaviour at a wake?


*chucks cream cakes*
food fight!!!!

 

[Garnate]

wtf


have you bastards no sense of correct behaviour at a wake?


*chucks cream cakes*
food fight!!!!

This isn't a wake and Des will love all of this.

 

[Disgustipated]

This isn't a wake and Des will love all of this.

How do you know,what Des would like, you,mouthy cunt

 

[Garnate]

How do you know,what Des would like, you,mouthy cunt

Exactly. Either I'm pulling a killswitch or I've been dating Des for a year now. Who knows?? Maybe we're hopelessly in love, maybe I'm making up juicy gossip. Who's to say? It's the mystery that's fun.

 

[Killswitch1]

Exactly. Either I'm pulling a killswitch or I've been dating Des for a year now. Who knows?? Maybe we're hopelessly in love, maybe I'm making up juicy gossip. Who's to say? It's the mystery that's fun.

Is it time to tell them about us?

 

[Garnate]

Is it time to tell them about us?

You'll have to wait until Des and I get Lit-divorced. Frankly, I don't think I'm over Canky yet.

 

[Pookie]

I don't post for a whole fucking weekend and the place goes to hell.

If anyone was gonna "get rid of" Des, it should've been me!