Bring Back Desireeessentials
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Garnate
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Bright side? You can justifiably put tons of us in the woodchipper now instead of just Des.I don't post for a whole fucking weekend and the place goes to hell.
If anyone was gonna "get rid of" Des, it should've been me!
I'll have to see if there's a YouTube clip.
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I don't post for a whole fucking weekend and the place goes to hell.
If anyone was gonna "get rid of" Des, it should've been me!
How do we know you didn't?
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Fata Morgana
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You and The Cank were like Brangelina round here. Good times.
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Oh shit, that's true!True, but its the one that got away that always seems to haunt ya.
I know. It lasted for DAYS and then he was gone without a word. I got a therapist specifically to work through my feelings about that. It's been a long road.
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spacekowboy
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#CankNate
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the film as a whole is better than some of the clips - they don't do his elegance of acting justice.
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Garky.
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I want to bang your brains sometimes, you know that?
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In a sexy way or viciously with a hammer?
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These are outstanding
Who was the guy I dated, fell in love with, married, had children with, grew old with, and then divorced before he died from the ass cancer I gave him? That happened in the span of 7 or 8 posts. I guess you could call it a whirlwind romance. Then Canky swept me off my feet and quickly disappeared. Probably ass cancer. Des and I have been holding steady for a year now. Imagine all the ass cancer he's accumulated!
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In a sexy way. Kinda like a zombie, but with my dick instead of my mouth.
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Who was the guy I dated, fell in love with, married, had children with, grew old with, and then divorced before he died from the ass cancer I gave him? That happened in the span of 7 or 8 posts. I guess you could call it a whirlwind romance. Then Canky swept me off my feet and quickly disappeared. Probably ass cancer. Des and I have been holding steady for a year now. Imagine all the ass cancer he's accumulated!
A 30lb polyp.
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Garnate
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He's a fucking hero for even posting. I imagine he can no longer sit in front of a computer anymore.
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God yeah. It'll be like that fella from the documentary The Man With The Ten Stone Testicle. Although half Garnate, half Des, it will wear a monocle with beautifully applied eye shadow and probably twerk to Tchaikovsky.
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And will definitely shop at Aldi. That polyp is a real asshole.
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I guess I got lucky
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These are outstanding
Who was the guy I dated, fell in love with, married, had children with, grew old with, and then divorced before he died from the ass cancer I gave him? That happened in the span of 7 or 8 posts. I guess you could call it a whirlwind romance. Then Canky swept me off my feet and quickly disappeared. Probably ass cancer. Des and I have been holding steady for a year now. Imagine all the ass cancer he's accumulated!
Canky died in a freak industrial mixer accident, I cried. I know he broke your heart but you have Des and your good memories of canky.
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Oh I dunno, have you checked your ass lately?I guess I got lucky
Canky died in a freak industrial mixer accident, I cried. I know he broke your heart but you have Des and your good memories of canky.
R.I.P. Eyebrows.....
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Oh I dunno, have you checked your ass lately?
R.I.P. Eyebrows.....
Gonna change you to Polyps Houlihan next.
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