Well, they might! But, I'm the mascot and who knows what will happen day by day.If @MedicalMuse is unavailable I'm a certified FAR, but I'm guessing your issues might disappear if you saw a bearded man walking toward you
Mine would notIf @MedicalMuse is unavailable I'm a certified FAR, but I'm guessing your issues might disappear if you saw a bearded man walking toward you
*Dragging my mountain man ass off the couch to start walking...*Mine would not
You’ve gone rogue you crazy sonofabitch!
You are way too nice to go rogue, you're always out there protecting those you care about. It's a good thing, we all appreciate it
I survived teen girl instant parenthood without breaking a sweat, so this frat house sounds like a walk in the park
This may lead to an upsurge in pulled groins in the future
That was funny, and I laughed, but my senior year I tore my groin muscles the second day we had two-a-days and I couldn't play football that season. Complete separation of the groin muscles from the bone on both sides. Couldn't even walk for a week, and couldn't run properly for 4 months. Oh, and no sexy nurse to tend to me, either.
Not even kisses could make that better. Ouch!
Oddly enough, that injury led to me getting laid for the first time. I had a summer job as a lifeguard. Normally, I jogged to work and back. Since I couldn't do that, my boss, a woman named Kim, gave me a ride home. We flirted a little, and the third night she leaned over and kissed me in front of my house. Instead of getting out of the car, we drove to the beach and made out. I lost my virginity on the hood of Kim's car.
Thanks, life's kind of shit right now so I'm trying to figure it out. I definitely need some water though, and probably some food. I really appreciate the reminder
You got this bro. Anything we can do to help?Thanks, life's kind of shit right now so I'm trying to figure it out. I definitely need some water though, and probably some food. I really appreciate the reminder
Been there. It sucks.
Right there with you. Coworkers and I had a 2 hour bitch session at Buffalo Wild Wings yesterday. It was cathartic.
The bros all here for you, but now we’re craving chicken wings and beer.
I’m so hard now
You might want to use those condoms I stole from the Burglar thread. That hot sauce is no fun!I’m so hard now
Nah, gotta rawdog that shit. YOLO!You might want to use those condoms I stole from the Burglar thread. That hot sauce is no fun!
Thanks man, this thread is pretty amazing. The amount of support and caring that comes from people on erotic literature forum is pretty unreal. So many amazing, and unbelievably horny people
You're a sweetheart, I really appreciate it.
well...shit. I think I'm failing at everything you just listed.
it's true.
