Bro’s thread

[SixShooter14]

I think that there should be a federal law that states if the person in front of you in line at the gas station looks over the scratch off tickets like it’s a wine list, picks three or more, then takes five minutes digging out their cash, you are allowed to grab a slim Jim off the rack and beat them over the head with it mercilessly

Anyone else?

I hate people standing at the register picking out or scratching off their tickets.

Just get out of the way and let folks through until you're done.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I hate people standing at the register picking out or scratching off their tickets.

Just get out of the way and let folks through until you're done.

We have two registers. One is specifically for the lotto stuff. The other is for beer and gas.

 

[SixShooter14]

We have two registers. One is specifically for the lotto stuff. The other is for beer and gas.

A few places here have 2 registers..... But soemtimes these idiots will be taking up both lines.

 

[MedicalMuse]

A few places here have 2 registers..... But soemtimes these idiots will be taking up both lines.

And you don’t just get after them?

 

[SixShooter14]

And you don’t just get after them?

Sometimes I'll walk up next to them and sit my stuff down...Or I walk around until they're done


But it's pretty rare I even go inside.

 

[muddler35]

OR you could get into the 21st century and use a card at the pump!

Though beating them and yelling "oooohhhhhh yyyeeaaaa" would be pretty fun.

Conrad, you just get me.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Conrad, you just get me.

I got you boo!

Then after you beat them with it you rip it open take a bite and say " snap into a slim jim!!!"

 

[muddler35]

Bro-alert. Anytime a woman says, “l have a really quick question.” She is lying. Run for it! Save yourself!

 

[MedicalMuse]

Bro-alert. Anytime a woman says, “l have a really quick question.” She is lying. Run for it! Save yourself!

Hey mud? Quick question…

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Bro-alert. Anytime a woman says, “l have a really quick question.” She is lying. Run for it! Save yourself!

Nope! If I say that, I have a very clear purpose and often I only need a one word response.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Nope! If I say that, I have a very clear purpose and often I only need a one word response.

This.

 

[muddler35]

What about, "do you have a second or a minute to answer something?" lol

love ya to pieces, but no.

 

[muddler35]

Yes

Answer given. Moving on.

 

[muddler35]

Nope! If I say that, I have a very clear purpose and often I only need a one word response.

If that’s the case, run faster fellas. You’re fucked.

Guy tip. The one word answer is always “sorry”

 

[LadyLascivious1]

If that’s the case, run faster fellas. You’re fucked.

I fuck exceptionally well and have not encountered any runners

 

[muddler35]

Sooooo……how bout them Cowboys!

 

[FlyingThruLife]

If that’s the case, run faster fellas. You’re fucked.

Guy tip. The one word answer is always “sorry”

What if the question is "do these jeans make my ass look fat?"

I would highly recommend not starting your answer with "sorry"

 

[MedicalMuse]

I fuck exceptionally well and have not encountered any runners

Only toward you.

 

[MedicalMuse]

What if the question is "do these jeans make my ass look fat?"

I would highly recommend not starting your answer with "sorry"

Unless you are spelling fat with a ph, I think you’re right.

 

[SixShooter14]

Unless you are spelling fat with a ph, I think you’re right.

But that's hard to hear in spoken word ....

The answer is really "it looks perfect"... Because it's the TRUTH

 

[muddler35]

What if the question is "do these jeans make my ass look fat?"

I would highly recommend not starting your answer with "sorry"

You’re not helping brother, but that was damn clever.

 

[MedicalMuse]

But that's hard to hear in spoken word ....

The answer is really "it looks perfect"... Because it's the TRUTH

I do believe you mean that

 

[SixShooter14]

I do believe you mean that

Indeed! You know I love your ass

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Sooooo……how bout them Cowboys!

Ooooh…. Have I discovered another Mud quirk? Does discussing your friends sexual experience make you all squirrely like their boobs do?!

Only toward you.

Yes, please!

 

[muddler35]

Ooooh…. Have I discovered another Mud quirk? Does discussing your friends sexual experience make you all squirrely like their boobs do?!


Yes, please!

Not at all, but I was outnumbered 3-1 and my bros were eating popcorn and watching from the cheap seats. Buncha jerks.

Edit: except @SixShooter14 at least he was an opportunistic jerk. I respect that.