Bro’s thread

[HeavyBalls]

Anyway,

Speaking in Canadian (fellow Canucks no spilling the tea, but feel free to continue on).

Could you pass me a serviette, I've gone and spilled poutine all over the chesterfield.

Pass me my interac card, I'm gonna go pick up my pogey, then I'll hit up the LCBO for a 2-4 or Moosehead, and a Mickey of CC, I'll stop at timmes and pick up some timbits and a double double for ya. I'm stealing your touque too!.

Could you pass me a napkin, I've spilled poutine all over the couch.

Pass me my debit card, I'm going to go pick up my Employment Insurance, then I'll hit up the liquor store for a case of Moosehead beer, and a pint bottle of Canadian Club whiskey. I'll Stop at Tim Hortons for some donut holes and a coffee with 2 milks and 2 sugars. And I'm stealing your woollen knit hat.

 

[MatMacL616]

Not the touque!!!

 

[HeavyBalls]

He started it!

And he'll finish it too...

 

[FlyingThruLife]

Could you pass me a napkin, I've spilled poutine all over the couch.

Pass me my debit card, I'm going to go pick up my Employment Insurance, then I'll hit up the liquor store for a case of Moosehead beer, and a pint bottle of Canadian Club whiskey. I'll Stop at Tim Hortons for some donut holes and a coffee with 2 milks and 2 sugars. And I'm stealing your woollen knit hat.

As a fellow Canuck, it breaks my heart seeing you miss named Tim's, timbits, and a double double....

 

[HeavyBalls]

As a fellow Canuck, it breaks my heart seeing you miss named Tim's, timbits, and a double double....

I had to translate into applicable terms for the yanks...

 

[barefootgirl69]

Everytime I think of a Canadian accent, I think of the Yoopers. But, when I talk to a Canadian, it's nothing like what I hear in my head when I'm reading a post.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Everytime I think of a Canadian accent, I think of the Yoopers. But, when I talk to a Canadian, it's nothing like what I hear in my head when I'm reading a post.

To be fair.......

The U.P. of Michigan is pretty much Canada. If it wasn't for the American flags or currency, I would have sworn I was still in Canada.

 

[muddler35]

My Canadian experiences

Banf: Beautiful
Calgary: Fucken cold
Vancouver: Good fishing

 

[HeavyBalls]

My Canadian experiences

Banf: Beautiful
Calgary: Fucken cold
Vancouver: Good fishing

Accurate.

Where in Banff did you go?

 

[HeavyBalls]

I have only been to Niagara Falls. I think I need to plan a trip to banf though.

Niagara can be a fun little getaway. But there are a few historical monuments and locations there.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I lived in Microsoft for years and never went to Canada. Except that part that is Canada, but isn't because of the flags and currency.

 

[muddler35]

Accurate.

Where in Banff did you go?

Ignorant American answer. A hotel, a bar, and a ski mountain.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Ignorant American answer. A hotel, a bar, and a ski mountain.

Isn't that what it's known for?

 

[muddler35]

Isn't that what it's known for?

It’s gorgeous! But yes, it’s a ski town.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Ignorant American answer. A hotel, a bar, and a ski mountain.

Isn't that what it's known for?

Required on a return visit:

Moraine Lake
Lake Louise
Johnston's Canyon/Waterfall
Summits of Sulfer and Tunnel Mountains.

 

[HeavyBalls]

It’s gorgeous! But yes, it’s a ski town.

Also the first Canadian National Park.

 

[muddler35]

Required on a return visit:

Moraine Lake
Lake Louise
Johnston's Canyon/Waterfall
Summits of Sulfer and Tunnel Mountains.

Got it. Thanks.

 

[muddler35]

Now I want to go back and see those places.

 

[TrueNorthDadBod]

Reporting live from the crime scene

 

[muddler35]

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Bro, we are surrounded by Tim Hortons Heads at the moment. I got your back.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Bro, we are surrounded by Tim Hortons Heads at the moment. I got your back.

I've been to one in Michigan, but I still think my small town bakery is better.

*runs*

 

[TrueNorthDadBod]

Bro, we are surrounded by Tim Hortons Heads at the moment. I got your back.

Well, I just left the Timmies

 

[HeavyBalls]

Bro, we are surrounded by Tim Hortons Heads at the moment. I got your back.

Canadians cannot be beaten...

Surrender now, your assimilation will be firm. But polite.

 

[TrueNorthDadBod]

I've been to one in Michigan, but I still think my small town bakery is better.

*runs*

Can't run far on ice with bare feet. Wanna try skates?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Can't run far on ice with bare feet. Wanna try skates?

Noooo. Me and ice don't get along. That's why I moved.