Bro’s thread

[AmberLGreen]

Pink tools?

When I was a kid my older stepbrother decided he wanted to become a professional mechanic and started collecting Snap-on tools. He gave me his old craftsman tools as he replaced them but he spray painted them all pink, saying that way he would know which ones weren’t his any more.

Was that a dis?

I still have a few of them I use in the trades but the pink has mostly worn off except in some of the stamped lettering and the knerling. I’ve had some other tools stolen on job sites but never any of my pink ones.

I would have stolen all the pink ones

 

[Fingerfuxs]

 

[Fingerfuxs]

 

[Farmboyshunger]

Do they come in pink?

Snap On will sell you tools in any color you like! For a price...

 

[AmberLGreen]

Snap On will sell you tools in any color you like! For a price...

Well now I need to find me a sugar daddy

 

[Wetsider]

Well now I need to find me a sugar daddy

Unfortunately, with Snap-On (Strap-On) you'll need a couple to afford more than a couple screwdrivers especially if you want a toolbox!

 

[AmberLGreen]

Unfortunately, with Snap-On (Strap-On) you'll need a couple to afford more than a couple screwdrivers especially if you want a toolbox!

I already have a box that has had one or two tools inside it

 

[Farmboyshunger]

I already have a box that has had one or two tools inside it

Well now I need to find me a sugar daddy

I never considered a sugar mama where do you even look for one?

 

[Dalelaw2164]

Do they come in pink?

If you build it they will come…

 

[Wetsider]

Up at 3:30 to go to work on a Saturday... This feels somewhat appropriate.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

@muddler35

 

[muddler35]

I am NOT ocd.
But.
I had four eggs left. I baked a cake. The recipe called for 3 eggs. I laid awake all night thinking about having one egg. I couldn’t take it! I went to the convenience store at 3:00am to buy eggs. Slept like a baby after that.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I am NOT ocd.
But.
I had four eggs left. I baked a cake. The recipe called for 3 eggs. I laid awake all night thinking about having one egg. I couldn’t take it! I went to the convince store at 3:00am to buy eggs. Slept like a baby after that.

 

[muddler35]

Now I need to bake another cake so I’m back to an even amount of eggs. Fml.

 

[muddler35]

Wait. I created a thread for Bros and now I’m talking about baking. You guys should probably take me out back and beat the shit out of me. Mea culpa.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

You just *knead to lighten up and get back into a groove that works for you kid.

 

[Wetsider]

Anybody, especially another dude, who gives someone a hard time or thinks less of someone because they like to cook, bake or do "domestic" stuff can fuck right off!

Nothing is manlier in my view than knowing your way around a kitchen. You do you Mud and I hope you decorate the shit outta that cake!

 

[muddler35]

Anybody, especially another dude, who gives someone a hard time or thinks less of someone because they like to cook, bake or do "domestic" stuff can fuck right off!

Nothing is manlier in my view than knowing your way around a kitchen. You do you Mud and I hope you decorate the shit outta that cake!

My Sweetheart loves two things most. When I read to her, and when she watches me in the kitchen.

 

[muddler35]

I don’t advocate violence ever, but if I ever find the asshole that made the decision to stop putting handles on mattresses, I’m punching his face.

 

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[muddler35]

Now I need to bake another cake so I’m back to an even amount of eggs. Fml.

Update: my neighbor let his dog poop on my lawn.

I had an odd amount of eggs.

The eggs are now even.

And so am I.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

I’ve been subscribed to that podcast for years. That series and the one he did on the Mongols was amazing.

Bry we should do lunch sometime bro

 

[Farmboyshunger]

Update: my neighbor let his dog poop on my lawn.

I had an odd amount of eggs.

The eggs are now even.

And so am I.

This was funny af, dudes. Appreciate it.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

@muddler35

Stand tall bruh

Ain’t nothing but a thing kid, “that getting kicked in the balls “ feeling of betrayal, shame , heartbreak

It’s going to happen some more too in your life . Truthseeker01 gave you back whatever it was she was feeling. Whether you deserved or not wasn’t the point actually. She said you didn’t need to reply publicly. She said a whole bunch of stuff that she knew about you. She punished you for hurting her feelings fux wit !!

chill , “shut the fuck up “ and regroup. Use your ignore feature and soldier on , ain’t nothing but a thing !!

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p.s. don‘t fucking name drop me , @ or quote me dude. You made your heartbreaker bones bruh stand tall and alone until you land another sweetheart , friend or Literotica RP partner.

 

[Booboobear84]

I am NOT ocd.
But.
I had four eggs left. I baked a cake. The recipe called for 3 eggs. I laid awake all night thinking about having one egg. I couldn’t take it! I went to the convenience store at 3:00am to buy eggs. Slept like a baby after that.

I would laugh except . . .