Broke my goddamned bed!!

[TheBlackDahlia]

Sorry that happened, though I have to admit that is pretty damn funny.

 

[LadyAgie]

I'm here to laugh, and post a link.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=518951

I wuv you, Agie!

You are so evil, Gracie I was hoping no one would remember that thread

 

[graceanne]

You are so evil, Gracie I was hoping no one would remember that thread

 

[myinnerslut]

I'm here to laugh, and post a link.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=518951

I wuv you, Agie!

hey look, i told the same story in that thread... just told it better this time around

 

[graceanne]

hey look, i told the same story in that thread... just told it better this time around

Well, you sure gave more information.

 

[EmpressFi]

reminds me of two things.. when Malin and I visited our friend for a weekend..or apartment-sat.. all she had was a futon..and we. .um.. bent the metal frame.. a bit.. we ended up owning that thing and then When we needed to ditch the futon and get a real guest bed for our guestroom.. we picked the bed we have because of the 4 posts... because they are thick and sturdy and work really well as bondage points...

 

[Homburg]

FUCK!!

Didn't want to repeat myself when I can fucking quote myself.

Well, true to form, if there is anything in this word that I excel at, it is breaking things. The bed did not break only at the head. Turns out that the collapse also broke it at the foot on the other side, and cracked it at the top on the other side. And the wood remnant on the badly broken side is too thin (and too crappy a cut of wood) to be properly repaired. Even pre-drilling the holes is not stopping it from splitting.

FUCKETY FUCK.

Not going to mess with it. I've got a basic steel frame in the proper size that I can use for the time being, and I hate that bed anyway. I am going to miss the row of eyebolts on the bottom rails though. Damned handy they were.

*wanders off to the drawing board to figure out how to secure attachment points to the bottom of angle iron*

 

[rida]

LOL!

Sorry to hear about the interruption but ... it is a funny story! (couldn't you just turn into into a scene plot? )

Something to be said for sleeping on a tatami floor with futons ... although the lack of bed posts is sometime felt ...

And thanks to The Captians Wench & Wicked Woman I will never look at beds with canopy (not sure that is how they are called) the same again!

 

[graceanne]

I love my bed. It used to be a waterbed, so it's got a STURDY frame. Plus it's ontop of drawers, which makes it sturdier. Frankly we gotta REALLY be going at it to make it thump the wall.

 

[EmpressFi]

I love my bed. It used to be a waterbed, so it's got a STURDY frame. Plus it's ontop of drawers, which makes it sturdier. Frankly we gotta REALLY be going at it to make it thump the wall.

sounds like our bed. We have a kingsized, solid wood, waterbed frame... that thing doesnt move.. and being kingsized..there's room for 3 people to sleep comfortably.. well as long as I'm not in the middle

 

[graceanne]

sounds like our bed. We have a kingsized, solid wood, waterbed frame... that thing doesnt move.. and being kingsized..there's room for 3 people to sleep comfortably.. well as long as I'm not in the middle

Ours is just queen sized, but it's solid. K drilled holes in the wood below our mattress, and we loop rope through it for hands and feet. It works.

 

[Homburg]

Ours is just queen sized, but it's solid. K drilled holes in the wood below our mattress, and we loop rope through it for hands and feet. It works.

*grumbles*

Stupid lame steel frame.

Stupid lack of attchment points.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

*grumbles*

Stupid lame steel frame.

Stupid lack of attchment points.

thou shalt not grumble. Thou shalt prove your dominance and glare at the frame until it fixes itself!!!

 

[CutieMouse]

*****

 

[EmpressFi]

Ours is just queen sized, but it's solid. K drilled holes in the wood below our mattress, and we loop rope through it for hands and feet. It works.

Malin placed eye hooks in the four corners.. beneath the posts.. so the in laws wouldnt see and ask what they were for.. works great for securing chain or rope... for hands and feet..

 

[Homburg]

thou shalt not grumble. Thou shalt prove your dominance and glare at the frame until it fixes itself!!!

*Glares at Luna Wolf until she fixes herself*

Why do I always like the mouthy ones?

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sigh...

when I'm not so tipsy, I'll explain the restraint system I helped my roommate design, that doesn't need a bed frame at all.

Thank you. I'm conversant with a method or two, but the ones I know are deucedly inelegant.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

*Glares at Luna Wolf until she fixes herself*

Why do I always like the mouthy ones?

Because we are crunchy and taste good with ketchup...ohh wait that's dragons...

 

[Homburg]

Because we are crunchy and taste good with ketchup...ohh wait that's dragons...

Is that an offer? Because I've got a bottle of ketchup in the fridge. I'm not into food play, but I can learn to be.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Is that an offer? Because I've got a bottle of ketchup in the fridge. I'm not into food play, but I can learn to be.

only if you promise to be gentle *smacks self* what the hell am I saying!!!

 

[graceanne]

only if you promise to be gentle *smacks self* what the hell am I saying!!!

Luna! You're in the bdsm forum, you don't need to smack yourself, ya know.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Luna! You're in the bdsm forum, you don't need to smack yourself, ya know.

But gracie I don't let just anybody smack me...it's like a law.

 

[graceanne]

But gracie I don't let just anybody smack me...it's like a law.

If you put yourself up for a smack you wouldn't have to let anyone smack you. All the best dominants on this site would be lining up. You could pick and choose.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

If you put yourself up for a smack you wouldn't have to let anyone smack you. All the best dominants on this site would be lining up. You could pick and choose.

Love those sneaky subbies..*nods*

 

[graceanne]

Love those sneaky subbies..*nods*

Sneaky? Moi? *bats eyes*

 

[Blushing Bottom]

So sorry about your bed. I've been there, done that too though.

...but what concerns me is that I was just discussing my sleigh bed and hook & eye screws. I have a huge, heavy, cherry sleigh. Think that will make a difference?

*pout*

*grumbles*

Taking advantage of my good nature and evil desires...