Bry’s Haiku - bringing back art and culture

[crazychemgirl]

Oooooo, I'm so sorry, that last line was 6 syllables. @Bry1313 can you weigh in on this? Is there a punishment set up for this?

Edited.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Nom nom nom nom nom
Lunch is favorite part of day
I blame Bry for this

That middle line looks an awful lot like 8 syllables. Jesus Christ, @Bry1313 can you do some damage control in here? I thought this was art!

 

[37_ttej]

Oooooo, I'm so sorry, that last line was 6 syllables. @Bry1313 can you weigh in on this? Is there a punishment set up for this?

I sure hope there ain't.
Jett does that shit all the time.
Bad to the bone, that's me.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Edited.

Good correction! I just wish I could stop the punishment that Bry is about to bring. I wish it wasn't having to post in the show your chest or show your thread, but I don't make the rules around here

 

[37_ttej]

I sure hope there ain't.
Jett does that shit all the time.
Bad to the bone, that's me.

Bit hard to look cool
When you're so conformist, mate.
Need to try harder.

 

[37_ttej]

Bit hard to look cool
When you're so conformist, mate.
Need to try harder.

And when you're having
Conversation with yourself.
More 'creepy' than 'cool'.

 

[SimonSex]

Haiku attitude
Be all uppity and shit
Be a rock garden

 

[Bry1313]

Oooooo, I'm so sorry, that last line was 6 syllables. @Bry1313 can you weigh in on this? Is there a punishment set up for this?

Art sometimes violates rules

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Art sometimes violates rules

What? No it doesn't!
Am I taking crazy pills?
Haiku is defined

 

[37_ttej]

Art sometimes violates rules

Well, if the OP can do it,
I can't see why the fuck the rest of us
Can't write shit however we want. Stuff you Haiku! Yeah, baby!

 

[Bry1313]

Well, if the OP can do it,
I can't see why the fuck the rest of us
Can't write shit however we want. Stuff you Haiku! Yeah, baby!

OP has best boobs
What do you bring to table
Boobs will always win

 

[37_ttej]

After that outburst
Normal programming resumes.
Carry on, people.

 

[37_ttej]

OP has best boobs
What do you bring to table
Boobs will always win

Not showing you mine.
That sort of shit gives trauma.
How's your health cover?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Well, if the OP can do it,
I can't see why the fuck the rest of us
Can't write shit however we want. Stuff you Haiku! Yeah, baby!

A haiku is neat, but let’s face,
It leaves little room for a trace,
Of humor or plot,
Just nature—why not?
It’s like art with a strict, tiny space!

 

[37_ttej]

A haiku is neat, but let’s face,
It leaves little room for a trace,
Of humor or plot,
Just nature—why not?
It’s like art with a strict, tiny space!

Okay,
I'll see your Lim
And raise you a Cinquain.
A well-written Sestina will
Trump all.

 

[37_ttej]

Teehee. Manly men
Comparing the length and skill
Of their poetry.

 

[Bry1313]

Art is so manly
Just like cooking is as well
Secure in manhood

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

That middle line looks an awful lot like 8 syllables. Jesus Christ, @Bry1313 can you do some damage control in here? I thought this was art!

I do what I want
Neener neener neener
Not sorry deeeeeefault

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I do what I want
Neener neener neener
Not sorry deeeeeefault

I can't remember the last time someone said neener neener to me... I feel like I've been transported back to the 90s

 

[SimonSex]

I think this here thread
Is off the chain and then some
What you all smokin’?!

 

[37_ttej]

Poor Jett is upset
His wordy musings are 'ick'.
What to do instead?



I know; send dick pics!
That's both classy and sexy.
What a cunning plan.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I can't remember the last time someone said neener neener to me... I feel like I've been transported back to the 90s

You're welcome

 

[Bry1313]

You like dirty guys
Then list all things I am not
I have to say

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You are not smelly
Didn't say I liked smelly
Just what makes it fine

 

[InThe312]

Thread title is lame
Not surprised that he missed it
Should have been Bryku