Bry’s Haiku - bringing back art and culture

[37_ttej]

Betty Botter bought
Better butter but it made
Her batter bitter.

 

[37_ttej]

Betty Botter bought
Better butter but it made
Her batter bitter.

Anything you bring, Bry, has got to be better than that.
Save us for the love of art and culture!

 

[Wand3rlust]

I wouldn't count on
it - you obviously don't
know @Bry1313 very well.

 

[Bry1313]

Reminded today
A Mighty Wind is Blowing
Thank you Lavender

 

[Wand3rlust]

Oi @Bry1313 - did you have
beans and onions for your tea
again, farty pants?

 

[37_ttej]

Oi @Bry1313 - did you have
beans and onions for your tea
again, farty pants?

I am guessing that
It refers to Florida.
Hurricane Milton.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I am guessing that
you are probably right but
that's not as funny...

 

[37_ttej]

True. Much funnier
if Bry’s pants contained gusts at
Category Three.

 

[Bry1313]

Both of you are wrong
It was a genius movie
That you must all watch

 

[37_ttej]

Not Oklahoma,
where wind comes sweepin’ down the
plain with rain behind?

 

[Wand3rlust]

This thread has been un
loved and deserted. Maybe
that was a good thing?

 

[37_ttej]

Tumbleweeds drifting:
The Haiku high street’s deserted.
Will poet’s return?

 

[37_ttej]

A glowing crescent
Peeks through the drawn window shades.
Time for bed me-thinks.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Alone in the thread
sits Jett. Noone talks to him....
He leaves, lone again.

 

[37_ttej]

Story of my life.
Nobody loves this poor fool.
(cries into my drink)

 

[Wand3rlust]

Erm. Didn't you read
the haiku above? You were
supposed to leave.

 

[37_ttej]

Story of my life.
Nobody loves this poor fool.
(cries into my drink)

The drink was Red Bull
Yay, Jett’s found his wings again:
He’s ready to fly!

 

[37_ttej]

Erm. Didn't you read
the haiku above? You were
supposed to leave.

Hmm. Jett peers closely.
The dragonfly babe is dead.
Not another one?!

 

[SimonSex]

Here is one for you
But it doesn’t make much sense
Hippopotamus

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Under my blankets
Warm enough to be naked
Let's stay here all day

 

[Bry1313]

Joining you so soon
Naked is the only way
I can’t wait for lunch

 

[37_ttej]

LOL. Cozy in bed
With a hot naked lady
Bry thinks about food.

 

[crazychemgirl]

The way to my heart
And also in my panties
Talk food to me babe

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Nom nom nom nom nom
Lunch is favorite part of day
I blame Bry for this

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

The way to my heart
And also in my panties
Talk food to me baby

Oooooo, I'm so sorry, that last line was 6 syllables. @Bry1313 can you weigh in on this? Is there a punishment set up for this?