Bry’s Haiku - bringing back art and culture

[SimonSex]

When all’s said and done
And this by no means ends it
Hippopotamus

 

[lavendersilk]

When all’s said and done
And this by no means ends it
Hippopotamus

Safewords are the best
For saying stop when kinky.
Hippos are cute too.

 

[lavendersilk]

Eggs are a delight!
Anyway you cook them. Yum!
Benedict et al.

 

[SimonSex]

Huevos rancheros!
Comida Mexicano
Bueno para mi

 

[EbersMoll]

This thread confounds me,
I’ve no clue what’s going on -
Misunderstanding.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Love brings strength to all,
Even if not quite mirrored,
It makes days warmer

 

[Xyz40]

Love is the past, now
The future, it equals all
It is the answer

 

[Bry1313]

Which fried chicken best
Is it thighs, drumstick or wings
Unlike life, not breasts

 

[lavendersilk]

I know a few men
Who prefer the thighs. Mmm-hmmm...
That is what she said.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Wings are obvs the best
Too bad you didn't agree
Would have spread my thighs

 

[SimonSex]

Literotica
Needs to start a Hot Ones thread
Watch out for Da’ Bomb

 

[Bry1313]

Spread thighs can change minds
Even with great fried chicken
This time I might yield

 

[SimonSex]

Right with you brother
As far as the spread thighs go
Ready for spatchcock?

 

[37_ttej]

“Hey, everyone!”
Well, look what the cat dragged in.
What’s your excuse, mate?

 

[37_ttej]

“Hey, everyone!”
Well, look what the cat dragged in.
What’s your excuse, mate?

Been on holidays.
Not the sort you spend with Lit.
You know what I mean?

 

[37_ttej]

Like a bad penny
You turn up and think that I've
Done this for you?

Undervalued much?
I am at least a tuppence
Thank you very much!

 

[37_ttej]

A lack of haikus!
Bumping this excellent thread.
More poetry please!

 

[MiaBabe23]

Words slung together,
Pervade pages like floating leaves,
Winds carrying ink

 

[Wand3rlust]

No, no, no. You don't
love me, and I know now. You
left me. And I'm sad.

 

[SimonSex]

It’s humpty-hump day!
The best worst day of the week.
Carpe some diem!

 

[Bry1313]

You showed great restraint
Waiting to be annoying
Against your nature

 

[37_ttej]

You showed great restraint
Waiting to be annoying
Against your nature

Thank you, I tried hard.
It’s quite difficult to keep
the idiot leashed.

 

[37_ttej]

The cooling night breeze
Lulls into quiet torpor.
My pillow’s calling.

 

[37_ttej]

What, no more haikus!?
It seems that tits and taters
Are more alluring.

 

[Bry1313]

I have been lax here
You deserve updated art
I will be better