Bry’s Haiku - bringing back art and culture

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Too much peaches talk
Unless we are talking peach emoji
Then carry on, please

 

[vagrantx]

Too much peaches talk
Unless we are talking peach emoji
Then carry on, please

oh for gods sake man
get your mind out' the gutter
butt fine, here you go:

 

[positiveflirt]

oh for gods sake man
get your mind out' the gutter
butt fine, here you go:

Mango mango man-
Go mango mango mangoooooo
National anthem

 

[Wand3rlust]

And so the world was
Spared the inhumanity
Of the gross mango

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

And so the world was
Spared the inhumanity
Of the gross mango

Cutting into black
All strings and disappointment
Worst catastrophe!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Where is @Indie
To ask important questions
Dare you eat a peach

 

[UnquietDreams]

oh for gods sake man
get your mind out' the gutter
butt fine, here you go:

(How many syllables in "disappointingly misleading emoji?")

 

[Wand3rlust]

A bit dramatic
At the end of the day
It's only a fruit.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Where is @Indie
To ask important questions
Dare you eat a peach

Surely the answer
Is that it really depends
Just who's peach it is

 

[UnquietDreams]

A mango is not
Disappointing when dried
And coated with chili

 

[UnquietDreams]

A bit dramatic
At the end of the day
It's only a fruit.

It's not dramatic
Only doggerel haiku
Not a sonnet, right?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Could be worse, you know
We could be haikuing on
Brussels sprouts or kale.

 

[Wand3rlust]

It's not dramatic
Only doggerel haiku
Not a sonnet, right?

Do not diss the art
and wondrous dramatic angst
A haiku provides.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Could be worse, you know
We could be haikuing on
Brussels sprouts or kale.

You literally
Did. A pukey green vomit
Inducing image

 

[UnquietDreams]

Do not diss the art
and wondrous dramatic angst
A haiku provides.

It is more like math
And less like a song to be
Laid out before you.

 

[Wand3rlust]

You forgot the 's'
And all maths is beautiful
If seen correctly

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Drama llamas here
Shade shade shade and some more shade
It's never just fruit

 

[UnquietDreams]

You forgot the 's'
And all maths is beautiful
If seen correctly

You apparently
Do not listen to Bright Eyes
You really should though

 

[Wand3rlust]

Throwing shade at me
Is a sure fire way to get
Me riled up and peeved

 

[UnquietDreams]

Drama llamas here
Shade shade shade and some more shade
It's never just fruit

I was a Buddhist
Can I be Drama Lama
I look good in orange

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Is "peeved" British for
Massively hot and horny
That's the goal here too

 

[Wriggle]

Hold up everyone
Is the stanza 5 7 5?
I've never hiaku'd.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Hold up everyone
Is the stanza 5 7 5?
I've never hiaku'd.

You are just so good
At doing everyone thing well
No need to have luck

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

You are just so good
At doing everyone thing well
No need to have luck

Uh-oh, OP. Geez
Middle stanza has eight beats
Bry, can you judge this?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Uh-oh, OP. Geez
Middle stanza has eight beats
Bry, can you judge this?

Crossed out doesn't count
You're too cute for so much shade
Do not be like Bry