Bry’s Haiku - bringing back art and culture

[Bry1313]

Your shade darkens mood
Drama llamas are all you
I bring peace and joy

 

[Bry1313]

I made a mistake
Skipped a litster above you
Saw revenge taken

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Bringing peace and joy?
Hmmm, cue the suspicious dog
Good thing, it's your thread

 

[Bry1313]

That took tons of gall
To suggest running to store
When you drink fake limes

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Pucker up those lips
Cause limes in all forms matter
You know you'd drink it

 

[Bry1313]

Gin, tonic and lime
All three must be quality
Sus, to have a fake

 

[MindYaBitness]

Gin is for quitters
Why this speak of fake limes
I'll stick to Diet Coke

 

[Bry1313]

Diet Coke worthless
Zero alcohol no fun
Want to be tipsy

 

[vagrantx]

Coke versus Pepsi
a never ending struggle
one comes in mango!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Gummies are for fun
Giggles gooder than moonshine
Pepsi can suck a ...

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Gin, tonic and lime
All three must be quality
Sus, to have a fake

They all taste the same
Liquid, powdered, or fresh squeezed
Just use enough gin

 

[Bry1313]

Why is there a hole
No instructions, face or dick?
Which path do you pick?

 

[lavendersilk]

I always choose face
The tongue is so wonderful...
What were you saying?

 

[lavendersilk]

Snails can be tasty.
Death is inevitable.
Let's talk about cats.

 

[Bry1313]

The best summer drink
Lemonade, but you say no
This is bridge too far

 

[Wand3rlust]

The best summer drink
Is a gin cocktail, are you
Fucking mental? Div.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You told me goodbye
Didn't even fake your death
Now that is too far

 

[lavendersilk]

Why you look so sad?
I said I would fold laundry!
Oh, put it away?

 

[Bry1313]

Best no alcohol
Of fucking course I love gin
But must have lime please

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Good night sleepy head
I hope you survive the night
Hump day tomorrow

 

[lavendersilk]

Wednesday is two, or..
Three syllables? Whatever...
I need a stiff drink.

 

[lavendersilk]

Is eight in one day
Too many? Maybe if it
Wakes the neighborhood.

 

[Bry1313]

Late summer is here
Must be the season of the peach
Need to eat cobbler

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Cob-bl-er is square
Pie is always circular
Forget about crust

 

[Wand3rlust]

I really love your
Peaches, wanna shake my tree?
Sounds a little sus....