The Mutt
Cunnilingus Ergo Sum
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- Apr 29, 2004
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Wow. I am learing so much here.
I have learned that if my neighbors across town show a lack of hospitality to some guys who claim to be angels, God might destroy the whole city and kill everyone, including the little babies who don't even know what the heck hospitality is. In his mercy.
I have learned that it is not homosexuality God hates, but men acting like women; morally weak, soft and cowardly.
I have learned that the "God of Love" hates me for taking it up the butt.
Take a look at the front of your Bible. It probably says King James on the front. As in, "This book was compiled by a commitee working for a King who had all manner of agenda, the least of which was saving souls".
God, in the Old Testament, orders genocide, murder, rape and human sacrifice. Am I supposed to forgive him that because he later sends his son/self to earth and says, "my bad"?
And how can it be that the Greeks didn't have a word for homosexuality? There was plenty of it going on. I can see it now....
"Dimitri and Timon invited you to the bathhouse? Don't go! Those guys are... er....um... Those guys..... they're..er......Don't drop the soap!"

I have learned that if my neighbors across town show a lack of hospitality to some guys who claim to be angels, God might destroy the whole city and kill everyone, including the little babies who don't even know what the heck hospitality is. In his mercy.
I have learned that it is not homosexuality God hates, but men acting like women; morally weak, soft and cowardly.
I have learned that the "God of Love" hates me for taking it up the butt.
Take a look at the front of your Bible. It probably says King James on the front. As in, "This book was compiled by a commitee working for a King who had all manner of agenda, the least of which was saving souls".
God, in the Old Testament, orders genocide, murder, rape and human sacrifice. Am I supposed to forgive him that because he later sends his son/self to earth and says, "my bad"?
And how can it be that the Greeks didn't have a word for homosexuality? There was plenty of it going on. I can see it now....
"Dimitri and Timon invited you to the bathhouse? Don't go! Those guys are... er....um... Those guys..... they're..er......Don't drop the soap!"

(yes, ancient greeks did have vases depicting hardcore heterosexual and homosexual acts, a sort of early internet if you will)