But can it write good porn?

[TheEarl]

I wanna know what a PDA having an orgasm sounds like.

(Ya might want to separate it from your cell phone in your purse.)

Or else one day you'll open your purse to find your phone's given birth to a litter of tiny pagers.

The Earl

 

[rgraham666]

public class Sex
{
public static void main (String args[])
{
ArrayList outcome = new Sex(40);
}

public ArrayList Sex(int maximum)
{
Woman jane = new Woman("Jane", "Blonde", 40, FF, true);
Man dick = new Man("Dick", "6ft 2", 13, coke_can);

handcuffs(jane);

ArrayList orgasms = new ArrayList;
orgasms.add(dildo(jane));
orgasms.add(blowjob(dick));

Penis tab_A = dick.Penis;
Vagina slot_B = jane.Vagina;

for(int i = 0; i < maximum; i++)
{
tab_A.insert(slot_B);
dick.squeeze_Breasts();
jane.moan();
tab_A.insert(slot_B);
if(i%10 == 0)
{
orgasms.add(multiple(jane));
System.out.println("Oh Goooooddddd");
}
}

System.out.println("I'm cuuuummmmmmminnnnnnnnggggg!");
orgasms.add(intercourse(dick));
orgasms.add(intercourse(jane));

return orgasms;
}


System.out.println("The Earl");

"C. I hate C!" (Said in a Lou Grant tone. Or Indiana Jones if you don't get the Lou Grant reference)

 

[TheEarl]

Ah, no, this is Java. It's like C, only much easier and faster at processing your syntax errors .

The Earl

 

[Guest]

much easier and faster

Easy and fast can often lead to good sex (or just sex).

Pear

 

[rgraham666]

Looks like C to me.

C, the Latin of the modern priesthood. A typical modern dialect.

A rite of passage you must learn and perform before being allowed into the inner sanctum. And a method of keeping the peasants from understanding what you're doing. So they must come to you for absolution.

Sorry for ranting. After ten years I'm still bitter about having to give up a career I loved.