Can I cum today?

Will I be allowed to cum today?

  • Cheese

    Votes: 25 61.0%
  • Gum

    Votes: 16 39.0%

  • Total voters
    41
Okay, I didn't realize the purpose of this thread until reading further on the cafe board. Hilarious!

And, I vote cheese. I love cheese and am now finding myself craving a grilled cheese with tomato...may in fact be changing my dinner plans and declaring sandwich night. Mmmmmmm....
Hey, just because I vote for gum doesn't mean I don't like grilled cheese sandwiches. I lived on them for a while, when I was a young kid. I was poor, but it wasn't that bad, because of those grilled cheese sandwiches. Some things you never get out of your system.

But, you can't carry a grilled cheese sandwich in your pocket for a snack later on. Well, you can, but I don't think I'd want to eat it. That's why I still vote...
:D
:DGUM:D
:D
 
Hey, just because I vote for gum doesn't mean I don't like grilled cheese sandwiches. I lived on them for a while, when I was a young kid. I was poor, but it wasn't that bad, because of those grilled cheese sandwiches. Some things you never get out of your system.

But, you can't carry a grilled cheese sandwich in your pocket for a snack later on. Well, you can, but I don't think I'd want to eat it. That's why I still vote...
:D
:DGUM:D
:D

Not only that, but gum can pep you up with caffeine, suppress your appetite, help you lose weight, make your teeth stronger and healthier, help you stop smoking or stop biting your nails, give you something to do when you're bored...I mean, the uses of gum are varied and helpful! Cheese is delicious, but the only thing cheese EVER helped me do was get fat! :D
 
Not only that, but gum can pep you up with caffeine, suppress your appetite, help you lose weight, make your teeth stronger and healthier, help you stop smoking or stop biting your nails, give you something to do when you're bored...I mean, the uses of gum are varied and helpful! Cheese is delicious, but the only thing cheese EVER helped me do was get fat! :D

Isn't that special.
There's also the loud chewers, those people that snap their gum, people who stick used gum all willy nilly, and the stepped in gum... Yuck!

No one ever stepped in gruyere or provolone, why? Cause it's delicious.
 
Isn't that special.
There's also the loud chewers, those people that snap their gum, people who stick used gum all willy nilly, and the stepped in gum... Yuck!

No one ever stepped in gruyere or provolone, why? Cause it's delicious.

Bless your heart, you're just so sarcastic, aren't you? :rolleyes:
 
Not only that, but gum can pep you up with caffeine, suppress your appetite, help you lose weight, make your teeth stronger and healthier, help you stop smoking or stop biting your nails, give you something to do when you're bored...I mean, the uses of gum are varied and helpful! Cheese is delicious, but the only thing cheese EVER helped me do was get fat! :D

Also: Cheese makes Bunny gag, while gum keeps Bunny from gagging. ;)

Also-also: OMG, there's caffeinated GUM?!?!?!?! WHY DIDN'T I KNOW ABOUT THIS?!?!?!?!
 
Why isn't there a Doritos? Or hummus?

Damnit, this is why I hate the fucking two party system.
 
Isn't that special.
There's also the loud chewers, those people that snap their gum, people who stick used gum all willy nilly, and the stepped in gum... Yuck!

No one ever stepped in gruyere or provolone, why? Cause it's delicious.
Loud chewers are not limited to gum lovers. Paaaalease! That's just poor table manners. Oh, and maybe teeny boppers from the valley. Like, whatever. :eek:
 
*Quickly votes cheese and then runs off to find other thread*
 
*Quickly votes cheese and then runs off to find other thread*
I guess you needed to run off some of that extra weight from all of the cheese you eat.



GUM, DAMN IT!

What's wrong with you people? Don't you know what's good for you?
 
I guess you needed to run off some of that extra weight from all of the cheese you eat.



GUM, DAMN IT!

What's wrong with you people? Don't you know what's good for you?

That's why people from Wisconsin(me included) are this nation's most obese people, we eat a lot of cheese and don't run, at all. :D



I'll still vote cheese.



As John Paul Jones once said, I have not yet begun to cheese!!!!
 
The entire thread is quite possibly the most bizarre thing on Lit.

Also, Cheese > Gum
 
That's why people from Wisconsin(me included) are this nation's most obese people, we eat a lot of cheese and don't run, at all. :D



I'll still vote cheese.



As John Paul Jones once said, I have not yet begun to cheese!!!!
Who's in charge of this thread? I want to protest. Is it fair that the cheese people are bringing in ringers? They're bringing in people from Wisconsin! No wonder the vote is tainted!

I've got to find out where gum is made and bring them in for our side!!!!!
 
The entire thread is quite possibly the most bizarre thing on Lit.

Also, Cheese > Gum
No hieroglyphics or text speak should be allowed in this thread. Some of us are old. :eek:
 
Y'all are nutty and I love it *muah*
How many read this thread and said "what the fuck?" Awww hell, I'll start a poll.
They are NOT nutty. They are cheesy. Look it up!
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