Can I cum today?

[DeepGreenEyes]

The direction of this thread is making me uncomfortable.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

The direction of this thread is making me ungumfortable.

Fixed that for ya

 

[graceanne]

Has Monty Python ever done a sketch about cookies? How can you say something is great if Monty Python has never done a sketch about it??

Who?

The direction of this thread is making me uncookietable.

Fixed that for ya

Fixed that for both of you.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

The direction of this thread is making me uncomfortable.

With the amount and variety of cheese in your orbit, I am not surprised. I recommend digestive enzymes...more fiber...and of course, more water.

Fixed that for ya

Win.




For Graceanne : Monty Python Cookies.

 

[cfuhrer]

Who?

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[Loverskitten]

When is gum going to concede defeat? Huh gum?

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

When is gum going to concede defeat? Huh gum?

I don't know... but I do know that gum and feet tend to be a sticky problem.

 

[DVS]

Who?

You've never heard of Monty Python? Just a kid...right? Do you like spam? (inside joke)

Fixed that for both of you.

Damn you, woman! Leave well enough alone. How many times do I have to say it?

YUM! GUM! YUM! GUM! YUM! GUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!​

 

[graceanne]

You've never heard of Monty Python? Just a kid...right? Do you like spam? (inside joke)

Was that when there was dinosaurs?

Damn you, woman! Leave well enough alone. How many times do I have to say it?

YUM! COOKIE! COOKIE! COOKIE! COOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!​

There. I fixed that for ya.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Anyone else read Graceanne's "fix" and hear Cookie Monster?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqL7jyrXhLs

Yes, totally. I have proof that even cookie monster likes cheese, but in all the yum yums...he does NOT mention OR eat gum. If you hang in for the whole video you will actually see him EAT the cheese as well.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Pelagie]

Now we've introduced cookies?! Hm, this does complicate things.

But I still think the new ruling is Cheese > Cookies > Gum.

Cheese rules all.

 

[DVS]

Was that when there was dinosaurs?

Yes, it was, and they were quite funny. People sometimes wonder how come theaters are so large. It's a little known fact but it's because of the dinosaur comedians. When dinosaurs died out, the stage entrances to theaters were made smaller. Yes, it was partly because they were no longer needed to be as large as they were, but also heating costs got higher and it was an economical thing to do.

Seriously, you have not lived until you've seen a dinosaur tell a joke. But, sadly, that was before TV or film or any other form of recording medium so when I say "you just had to be there", I'm telling the truth.

There. I fixed that for ya.

You know, there are ways to deal with people like you.

 

[graceanne]

Now we've introduced cookies?! Hm, this does complicate things.

But I still think the new ruling is Cheese > Cookies > Gum.

Cheese rules all.

You do realize that cookies are a euphemism for orgasm, right?

You know, there are ways to deal with people like you.

cookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookie

 

[mediocre]

Now we've introduced cookies?! Hm, this does complicate things.

But I still think the new ruling is Cheese > Cookies > Gum.

Cheese rules all.

I like this newbie.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Fixed that for ya

You did indeed. You've hit your Stride with the Extra effort.

Who?

*Buries head in hands.*

Please listen to Novel Writing. Please?

Or watch the Spanish Inquisition?


Fixed that for both of you.

I have this odd theory. It's crazy, I know. Insane. It involves you and cookies. I believe you like them. Orgasm or dough.

With the amount and variety of cheese in your orbit, I am not surprised. I recommend digestive enzymes...more fiber...and of course, more water.

I'm still uncomfortable with the direction of this thread.

Seriously, you have not lived until you've seen a dinosaur tell a joke. But, sadly, that was before TV or film or any other form of recording medium so when I say "you just had to be there", I'm telling the truth.

I like dinosaurs. Especially that lumbering giant, brachiosaurus. The brachiosaurus had a robust, wide muzzle and thick jaw bones, with spoon–shaped teeth, perfect for chewing gum.

 

[graceanne]

I have this odd theory. It's crazy, I know. Insane. It involves you and cookies. I believe you like them. Orgasm or dough.

Eh. Cookies are not on my list of favorite deserts. That doesn't mean I'll turn them down.

Cookies, on the other hand. What's not to like?

I'm still uncomfortable with the direction of this thread.





I like dinosaurs. Especially that lumbering giant, brachiosaurus. The brachiosaurus had a robust, wide muzzle and thick jaw bones, with spoon–shaped teeth, perfect for chewing cookies.

Fixed that for you. AGAIN. *sigh*

 

[DVS]

Back to Monty Python...

One of my favorites (and I saw this when they first did it on their PBS TV show) is, wait for it...


Confuse-A-Cat
There is another one that I hold dearly in my memory, but I don't remember the name. I wish I could find it. My girlfriend and I were watching it on their TV one night and then her mother came home. She sat down and started watching it with us. We didn't say a word to her about it not being something she'd enjoy watching. After about 5 minutes of saying nothing and listening to us giggle, she said, "What ARE you watching?" Her daughter said, "It's Monty Python." Then her mother said, "Monty who?" Her daughter tried to explain that it wasn't a person, but an English comedy group, but just about that time the lid on the piano came down and the pianist's hands were cut off. His wrists were spouting out blood. When her mother saw that, she said something like, "Oh my, you really think this is funny?" and walked out of the room. I guess you had to be there. Oh, the good old days of my youth.


Oh and who could forget this one?

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Eh. Cookies are not on my list of favorite deserts. That doesn't mean I'll turn them down.

Cookies, on the other hand. What's not to like?



Fixed that for you. AGAIN. *sigh*

Now I'm confused. No, I really thought you liked fucking COOKIES. Not orgasms. I mean, not that you wouldn't like orgasms, I just thought you had a passion for baked sugar and dough. And why would a dinosaur chew on orgasms??? Fuck, I am in a muddle (I like saying "in a muddle" because I stole it from E.M. Forster).

Back to Monty Python...

One of my favorites (and I saw this when they first did it on their PBS TV show) is, wait for it...


Confuse-A-Cat
There is another one that I hold dearly in my memory, but I don't remember the name. I wish I could find it. My girlfriend and I were watching it on their TV one night and then her mother came home. She sat down and started watching it with us. We didn't say a word to her about it not being something she'd enjoy watching. After about 5 minutes of saying nothing and listening to us giggle, she said, "What ARE you watching?" Her daughter said, "It's Monty Python." Then her mother said, "Monty who?" Her daughter tried to explain that it wasn't a person, but an English comedy group, but just about that time the lid on the piano came down and the pianist's hands were cut off. His wrists were spouting out blood. When her mother saw that, she said something like, "Oh my, you really think this is funny?" and walked out of the room. I guess you had to be there. Oh, the good old days of my youth.


Oh and who could forget this one?

ooooooh yes. So many great Python skits. Of course there's Holy Grail, too, and Life of Brian.

 

[DVS]

Now I'm confused. No, I really thought you liked fucking COOKIES. Not orgasms. I mean, not that you wouldn't like orgasms, I just thought you had a passion for baked sugar and dough. And why would a dinosaur chew on orgasms??? Fuck, I am in a muddle (I like saying "in a muddle" because I stole it from E.M. Forster).



ooooooh yes. So many great Python skits. Of course there's Holy Grail, too, and Life of Brian.

Of course their movies were great, but they came after the TV show was over and they were famous. There's something about being there when they first started that makes it more funny. And what also made it funny was that the TV show was on the Public Broadcasting Service, where you normally would see educational shows. 10 PM, every weeknight, channel 19, in my area.

 

[graceanne]

Now I'm confused. No, I really thought you liked fucking COOKIES. Not orgasms. I mean, not that you wouldn't like orgasms, I just thought you had a passion for baked sugar and dough. And why would a dinosaur chew on orgasms??? Fuck, I am in a muddle (I like saying "in a muddle" because I stole it from E.M. Forster).

A long time ago I mentioned that my sister and I had code words about conversation stuff that wasn't for children's ears. Cookie was the code word for orgasm. It took off from there. But actual cookies, the kind made of dough ... eh. They're edible. I'd rather have a chocolate covered cherry. Or baklava. Or a candy bar. Plus there's several types of cookies I won't eat, and I won't eat any cookie unless I have milk to put them in.

I just don't advertise the above information. I enjoy fucking with the newbies.

 

[His_pet_slut]

A long time ago I mentioned that my sister and I had code words about conversation stuff that wasn't for children's ears. Cookie was the code word for orgasm. It took off from there. But actual cookies, the kind made of dough ... eh. They're edible. I'd rather have a chocolate covered cherry. Or baklava. Or a candy bar. Plus there's several types of cookies I won't eat, and I won't eat any cookie unless I have milk to put them in.

I just don't advertise the above information. I enjoy fucking with the newbies.

I don't get to have any cookies until Monday. *pout* I was impertinent today. On the other hand...I get to spend Monday afternoon & evening with M~...I think that makes the cookie defecit over the weekend tolerable.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Of course their movies were great, but they came after the TV show was over and they were famous. There's something about being there when they first started that makes it more funny. And what also made it funny was that the TV show was on the Public Broadcasting Service, where you normally would see educational shows. 10 PM, every weeknight, channel 19, in my area.

There is something about the immediate and participatory. Seeing it live as it hits the collective funnybone. I haven't really watched the shows, but I do have several CDs...

And I love the films!

A long time ago I mentioned that my sister and I had code words about conversation stuff that wasn't for children's ears. Cookie was the code word for orgasm. It took off from there. But actual cookies, the kind made of dough ... eh. They're edible. I'd rather have a chocolate covered cherry. Or baklava. Or a candy bar. Plus there's several types of cookies I won't eat, and I won't eat any cookie unless I have milk to put them in.

I just don't advertise the above information. I enjoy fucking with the newbies.

Well, I am a bit slow sometimes. It usually takes me three or four years to pick up on subtle cues like "this is a euphamism for orgasm!".

 

[knot_sweet]

I finally get to have a say in the great cheese / gum debate.

CHEESE!

King Island Camembert for preference. Or Cracker Barrel black label vintage with red onion, sea salt and black pepper toasties...Or Gruyere on brioche with leg ham and cherr tomato...or even those triangles of laughing cow cheese my mum used to put in my lunch box.

or dare I say it Venuzualen Beaver Cheese...?

Gum does have it's finer points - Especially for my poor partner when I'm dancing and have coffee breath. And mint chocolate chip has to be the best flavour ever invented.

And I've heard of cheesecake, but never gumcake. That's the deciding factor right there.

It's got to be cheese - cheese is practically it's own food group.

And I'd take cookies over gum too!