Can I cum today?

[seela]

No hieroglyphics or text speak should be allowed in this thread. Some of us are old.

There are Litsters older than hieroglyphs or mathematics?

And because I already had cheese at lunch, I'd like to know, if I'm allowed to gum today. But I'm not gonna start a poll for it, dammit.

 

[mediocre]

http://www.gifs-paradise.com/animated_gifs/cheese/animated-gifs-cheese-08.gif

 

[DVS]

There are Litsters older than hieroglyphs or mathematics?

And because I already had cheese at lunch, I'd like to know, if I'm allowed to gum today. But I'm not gonna start a poll for it, dammit.

Yes, some Litsters are older than you. That doesn't make us too old, though. Damn kids.

The normal hieroglyphic message, such as those on a cave wall, etc. I'm familiar with. The same with mathematics. These things > < ^ /\ | in a formula is fine. But when they are used out of context, yes, I get confused. Example: this -_= does NOT mean I have a black eye or some cryptic symbol for abuse, no matter what others might think. And this >.< is NOT me squinting. No, I don't need glasses.

As for eating cheese, then chewing gum...as long as you do it in this order, you're fine. The gum might help get residual cheese from between your teeth.

It will also help get rid of CHEESE BREATH! http://thumbs.ifood.tv/files/images/editor/images/Bad%20Breath%20Natural%20Remedy.jpgSee, gum has many benefits.​

 

[seela]

I see I was misunderstood. It happens occasionally.

But yeah, I'm definitely younger than hieroglyphs or mathematics. So are you, by the way.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Yes, some Litsters are older than you. That doesn't make us too old, though. Damn kids.

The normal hieroglyphic message, such as those on a cave wall, etc. I'm familiar with. The same with mathematics. These things > < ^ /\ | in a formula is fine. But when they are used out of context, yes, I get confused. Example: this -_= does NOT mean I have a black eye or some cryptic symbol for abuse, no matter what others might think. And this >.< is NOT me squinting. No, I don't need glasses.

As for eating cheese, then chewing gum...as long as you do it in this order, you're fine. The gum might help get residual cheese from between your teeth.

It will also help get rid of CHEESE BREATH!​

I saw this thing on Nova about how Egyptian pharoahs were buried with their cheese and gum, so they could enjoy it in the afterlife. Also, servants.​

 

[mediocre]

I don't recall anyone ever giving the President a two ton block of gum.

The President has been given a two ton block of cheese though.....twice.

HAH!

 

[DVS]

I don't recall anyone ever giving the President a two ton block of gum.

The President has been given a two ton block of cheese though.....twice.

HAH!

Cheese lobby wanting less restrictions. It could also be just Republicans trying to kill him off. Politics have gotten pretty nasty these last 10 years or so.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

I was just thinking that over my life I have had cheesy come ons that involved offering gum. If I had to choose a cheesy come on OR being offered gum.. I would definitely choose the cheese. Being offered gum always makes me want to do that sneaky breathing into the palm OMG how is my breath check...which is more worry making than hot.

I guess that is one more vote for cheese.

 

[DVS]

I was just thinking that over my life I have had cheesy come ons that involved offering gum. If I had to choose a cheesy come on OR being offered gum.. I would definitely choose the cheese. Being offered gum always makes me want to do that sneaky breathing into the palm OMG how is my breath check...which is more worry making than hot.

I guess that is one more vote for cheese.

Maybe so, but after taking the cheese, you would probably need gum to get rid of your cheese breath, wouldn't you?

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Maybe so, but after taking the cheese, you would probably need gum to get rid of your cheese breath, wouldn't you?

Hmmm. Actually, I like cheese... so I would only be offended if they had cheesy breath and did not share their cheese with me. As a side, I tend to be drinking wine in pick uppy type situations...and that usually goes well with cheese in general...but gum...not so much.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I don't know much about wine, cheese, or cumming, but I am the girl drinking a pint of Guinness blowing huge pink bubbles at the bar, with my bubble head gum.

 

[sdnt]

Gum takes good pictures. Ummmm, good pictures. Here's just one of them. GUM BALLS!

http://www.mustknowhow.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Chewing-Gum.jpg​

And there's more! Hey gum lovers! Here's a taste test of various gums. (sorry about the ads, though. It's the Internet).

...Oh my, those do look good.

 

[mediocre]

Cheese lobby wanting less restrictions. It could also be just Republicans trying to kill him off. Politics have gotten pretty nasty these last 10 years or so.

LOL, sorry. Thomas Jefferson and Andrew Jackson were the recipients of the huge cheese wheels.

 

[DVS]

LOL, sorry. Thomas Jefferson and Andrew Jackson were the recipients of the huge cheese wheels.

Knowing how cheese lasts, it's probably still good. That's how it lasts in your stomach, too.

 

[mediocre]

Knowing how cheese lasts, it's probably still good. That's how it lasts in your stomach, too.

Wasn't there an urban legend when you were a kid about if you swallowed your gum it would stay in your stomach and intestines for like seven years? Or am I misremembering?

 

[Loverskitten]

Wasn't there an urban legend when you were a kid about if you swallowed your gum it would stay in your stomach and intestines for like seven years? Or am I misremembering?

It's true, I knew a kid who knew a kid who used to swallow his gum all the time and he died cause so much gum built up in there. Gum is evil, Cheese will only back you up a little.

 

[mediocre]

It's true, I knew a kid who knew a kid used to swallow his gum all the time and he died cause so much gum built up in there. Gum is evil, Cheese will only back you up a little.

So now I know a kid who knew a kid who knew a kid who swallowed gum.





And Mikey died of pop rocks.

 

[DVS]

Wasn't there an urban legend when you were a kid about if you swallowed your gum it would stay in your stomach and intestines for like seven years? Or am I misremembering?

My parents were nice or maybe I never swallowed my gum, because I never heard that.

BUT, it seems it's true. Parents can be vicious to their kids. Since chewing gum has been chewed, parents have been trying to prevent their children from swallowing it by warning them of "gum trees," strangled intestines and more. Truth is, if you decide to chew a piece and you happen to swallow it, don't worry - it will pass right through in a few days.

 

[DVS]

So now I know a kid who knew a kid who knew a kid who swallowed gum.





And Mikey died of pop rocks.

That's an evil propaganda urban legend and you know it. Well, you might not know it but it's not true. Mikey grew up to be an adult and is now living in Cincinnati. But one thing that has changed about him...now he hates Life cereal because he ate so much as a kid.

 

[graceanne]

All, right. That's absolutely it! This forum is getting entirely too distracted with the entirely inferior cheese and gum. Have we forgotten the almighty cookie?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_q7D8gzGoO...k/s1600/(luvs-2-knit.blogspot)Cookie+King.jpg

 

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[DVS]

Cookies are good...especially Gracie's special cookies!

Just like cheese, I like cookies. But gum is where it's at, folks. With both cheese and cookies, I'm a purist. But with gum, I like all kinds of flavors.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

All, right. That's absolutely it! This forum is getting entirely too distracted with the entirely inferior cheese and gum. Have we forgotten the almighty cookie?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_q7D8gzGoO...k/s1600/(luvs-2-knit.blogspot)Cookie+King.jpg

Has Monty Python ever done a sketch about cookies? How can you say something is great if Monty Python has never done a sketch about it??

 

[kiwi_submissive]

I had to vote cheese for 2 reasons:

1) I love mouse traps which are toast with marmite and melted cheese cut into fingers Best comfort food ever. And I don't think melted gum on toast would be quite the same.

2) I was never allowed to chew gum when I was a child because apparently if I swallowed it, it would stop me up and I would die so I was too scared to try any in case that happened so I never got into the habit of gum. Yes my mother was an interesting person

 

[satindesire]

I had to vote cheese for 2 reasons:

1) I love mouse traps which are toast with marmite and melted cheese cut into fingers Best comfort food ever. And I don't think melted gum on toast would be quite the same.

2) I was never allowed to chew gum when I was a child because apparently if I swallowed it, it would stop me up and I would die so I was too scared to try any in case that happened so I never got into the habit of gum. Yes my mother was an interesting person

Cheese is proven to constipate you if eaten too much. The old wives tale that gum would stop you up is just that.

So really, if the lack of pooping is your real reason, you should pick gum all the way.