Can someone help me get this dildo all the way up my ass?

[silverwhisper]

spam reported.

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[Eilan]

Heh--I didn't even read the cake spam before I reported it. That's some funny shit right there!

BRB perplexing cake batter.

 

[Emerson40]

Cake recipe...


I thought this anal assistance thread was about to go all "2 girls, 1 measuring cup".

 

[sweettreat601]

As shocking as it may seem - none. LOL I've seen the biggest, toughest men freak out during colonoscopies without anesthesia. They usually can't take the pain. Interestingly enough, the women usually do better.

My husband got a tour of our endo department one night after I finished procedures. He saw the scopes hanging in the cabinet. (There was no kink involved. lol) He just looked at the colonoscopes and said HELL NO! He finally saw the tiniest scope, and told me, ok, I could put that one in his ass. When I laughed, he asked where it really goes. In the nose and down into the lungs.

LOL! Men...gotta love 'em My husband can shoot and field dress a deer without a problem, but don't let anyone in the house need a bandaid or get a nosebleed.

 

[goofygus42]

He can come to my endoscopy lab. I'll arrange for him to have a free colonoscopy - sans anesthesia, of course. We'll see if he's still wanking after the procedure.

The Doctor that did my first colonoscopy was a joker and gave me some pictures. I was amazed, they looked like real porn.

 

[Maverick1756]

Women are definitely stronger when the pain of an epidural is a better alternative than the pain of childbirth.



SHHHHH! I don't bite! I just nibble a little around the edges.

Good day BeachMomma, I am a 51 year old male, Hetro, my question is that just the other day i went to the sex store for a butt plug. I bought a small one and it still burned, for lack of a better explaination. Wore it for about 3 hours. Should I be worried about the burning. Or is that just normal for first time.

Oh, to heck with it, I was abused as a youth, and feel that i am straight, but why do I still like to feel something in my behind. And further more, is it gay to want to wear nice underwear.

I have always used Secrect Deoderant I like the smell.

Why cant men like nice smellinging stuff, or lace , or see through undies without being ashamed or embarassed and not be called gay.

Because you are a nurse, I feel that you can give me the right answers, with respect to "can I cause damage in my rear end.

 

[cf23430]

One of the last men that I started an IV on - I hadn't even touched him with the needle yet. I simply cleaned his arm with an antiseptic, and he screamed like a little girl. Hell, he screamed when I put the tourniquet on.

Apparently I don't know my own strength.

What a freaking wimp!

 

[BeachMomma]

Good day BeachMomma, I am a 51 year old male, Hetro, my question is that just the other day i went to the sex store for a butt plug. I bought a small one and it still burned, for lack of a better explaination. Wore it for about 3 hours. Should I be worried about the burning. Or is that just normal for first time.

Oh, to heck with it, I was abused as a youth, and feel that i am straight, but why do I still like to feel something in my behind. And further more, is it gay to want to wear nice underwear.

I have always used Secrect Deoderant I like the smell.

Why cant men like nice smellinging stuff, or lace , or see through undies without being ashamed or embarassed and not be called gay.

Because you are a nurse, I feel that you can give me the right answers, with respect to "can I cause damage in my rear end.

Yes, you can cause damage.

What a freaking wimp!

OK, so now I have to tell the other side of the story. The other day I had an older male patient who needed his IV changed. ER nurses stuck him 6 tmes before they got his first IV put in, so of course, he was a little wary of having it done again. I'm generally pretty good at IVs, so I asked him to just let me give it a try. He had beautiful veins; I thought for sure that I'd be able to get it. First try, I blew right through that sucker, but he was a trooper and let me give it another shot. Second try worked like a charm.

He couldn't stop talking about how painless my IV starts were that day. He expected the worst after his ER experience. He didn't scream, raise hell, or otherwise complain; he was a great sport about it. I was proud of him.

I DO get patients like that on occasion. Usually the little old women are the tough ones, but sometimes the men can be tough too. I've noticed that young adult men are usually the biggest wimps.