SimonDoom
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A breast in the hand is worth any amount you can think of on the computer screen.
It's all about the access, not the size.
Can we talk about the perfect breast size?
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A breast in the hand is worth any amount you can think of on the computer screen.
It's all about the access, not the size.
jaF0
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That Boob's been a problem across multiple threads for a while now.
pink_silk_glove
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Oh, ferfucksakes!
jaF0
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^^^ Why would you bump an old thread on the AH with a post that has nothing to do with writing stories?
onehitwanda
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This thread's all wormy. Eeuw.
VerbalAbuse
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Why don't I hear the same about the perfect penis size?
Be grateful and send flowers tomorrow.
MillieDynamite
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To squeeze with nails digging in. Seeing tears flow and hearing, "Yes, Mistress, I'll do better." To crush, mangle, and twist that perfect lil' penis, priceless.
SPARTAN047
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Because anything not working in their favor is sexist.
Bamagan
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I believe most boys get taken aside shortly after they discover masturbation and are told some variation of, "If you don't use it, you lose it." So I think you're correct, in essence.
discjockey74
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I’m down with small breasts!!
Jackie.Hikaru
See you space cowboy
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M_K_Babalon
Harbinger of smut
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Lucky fucker.
M_K_Babalon
Harbinger of smut
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Oh, it's mine.
Zootonius
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A perfect pair of tits
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c6/Great_%26_Blue_tit.jpg/1024px-Great_%26_Blue_tit.jpg
(I stole this joke from @onehitwanda )
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c6/Great_%26_Blue_tit.jpg/1024px-Great_%26_Blue_tit.jpg
(I stole this joke from @onehitwanda )
beliefofmine
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C's are nice to look at but B's are better to handle. In my opinion, gravity has diminishing returns on anything C or greater.
MillieDynamite
Millie'sVastExpanse
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They're a mismatched pare of tits, a C and an A.
beliefofmine
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Most natural ones are mismatched, but maybe not that much lol.
cubbies4vrs
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Hell no. Those are top tier hotties in my book
onehitwanda
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StillStunned
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Actual conversation:
Wife: "I nearly fell and broke my arse!"
Me: "You should be more careful. It's already got a crack in it."
Wife: *Exasperated sigh*
MrPixel
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My wife, whose modest breasts work so well with her slender torso, is self-conscious about her slight mismatch due to a cancer lumpectomy 30 years ago. She made me laugh hard just the other day when I mentioned this silly thread: "Yeah. I'm an A and A-minus."
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