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Can we talk about the perfect breast size?

Back to the original question.

The perfect breast size? It’s the one you’re lucky enough to have in your hand, dear boy (or girl, if that’s your thing) - and don’t ever forget it! 😁
 
TarnishedPenny said:
Back to the original question.

The perfect breast size? It’s the one you’re lucky enough to have in your hand, dear boy (or girl, if that’s your thing) - and don’t ever forget it! 😁
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I'd add to TP's by saying; There is no perfect breast size because everyone will have their own preferences. Best advice I can offer in regard to writing an erotic story is; Try to keep it vague and let each reader's imagination fill in the details.
 
yukonnights said:
I'd add to TP's by saying; There is no perfect breast size because everyone will have their own preferences. Best advice I can offer in regard to writing an erotic story is; Try to keep it vague and let each reader's imagination fill in the details.
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I’ve done some quantitative research.

In 125,000 words I referred to a variety of breasts on 44 occasions. Three times they were ‘pert’, one time each, ‘teen’, ‘firm’, ‘perfumed’, and on 37 occasions simply her/their breasts.

Is that sufficiently vague?
 
XerXesXu said:
I’ve done some quantitative research.

In 125,000 words I referred to a variety of breasts on 44 occasions. Three times they were ‘pert’, one time each, ‘teen’, ‘firm’, ‘perfumed’, and on 37 occasions simply her/their breasts.

Is that sufficiently vague?
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In my work it's usually asses that are pert. Breasts tend to be perky. Sometimes pendulous.
 
Boyant, to describe larger breasts. Mellon sized for double Ds. Honking monstrous tits for the big ole saggy ones.
 
On breast size and ass size and every thing else:

Don Juan DeMarco

"Now there are those, of course, who do not share my perceptions, it is true. When I say that all my women are dazzling beauties, they object. The nose of this one is too large; the hips of another, they are too wide; perhaps the breasts of a third, they are too small. But I see these women for how they truly are... glorious, radiant, spectacular, and perfect... because I am not limited by my eyesight...they sense that I search out the beauty that lies within until it overwhelms everything else."


Comshaw
 
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^^^ Why would you bump an old thread on the AH with a post that has nothing to do with writing stories?
 
I never use numbers, letters or fruit.

To me proportion is way more important than raw size, and really big is rarely in a good proportion. Shape is also a better metric for me, except I pretty much like all the shapes.

So I'm mostly in the " more than a handful is a waste" camp, My characters generally fall into that as well.

Sometimes I'll have them be a hint of the woman's personality. Tropey and sexist, sure, but writers need to leverage stereotypes when they can. :). I do subvert the stereotypes ofren enough, and I rarely if ever write ditzy characters, so the big-titted dumb blonde isn't a thing.

A story I'm occasionally working now has an MC who starts out as an asshole, so all the women he's with have giant bazongas, because *he* is that shallow.

Edit: I didn't realize this had been necro'd. Thought it was new.
 
The real question is (and I wasn't going to reply here when this got bumped but since it seems to have legs and it's not going away) who's the tit who exhumed a ten month old thread, and quite possibly the least literary thread in the AH in those ten months?

jaF0 said:
^^^ Why would you bump an old thread on the AH with a post that has nothing to do with writing stories?
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Thanks a million, ssbbw ... way to go.
 
I like my guys to be 6'1" or 6'2", with a 44/45" chest if they're muscular--and I don't like them much if they aren't muscular.

And that does have something to do with my writing of stories.
 
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