Canadian Women Presented With Stuffed Animals After Losing

[RoryN]

I don't watch the Olympics - in my opinion? It's bullshit. However, I will give ice hockey a pass as its...well...ice hockey. Hey, Rightguide? You can express ANY OPINION you wish - it's a free country, don't listen to the communist contingency - they're not the boss of you OR your dad. And they don't know DICK about hockey - compared to Yours Truly whose literally written books on the subject. But you know what? They can still express their opinions as well...and we can those opinions bullshit opinions. Kay? People telling others what they "shouldn't" do...you still have your orange sachet from being hall monitor? Now keep quiet or....we might have to Drop The Gloves! You don't want that action...nononono. You do NOT want to go...toe-to-toe....I studied under the BEST...no, you...you just go back to your Satanic Olympics....shoo! Go on, now!

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[MajorRewrite]

That was frigging hilarious.

Maybe next time they'll get handed lollipops and tiny Canada flags.

It’s fRiGgiNg hiLariOUs that all Olympic medal winners are handed a mascot along with their medal?

Did you forget your meds again?