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[Georgia Girl]

Dusting and other ideas......

you know you could ask for his assitance in fixing the placement of the slats, explain that you don't want him to get his clothes dirty so he should remove them like you did. Devious is my middle name.

Dawn

 

[Desdemona]

hi all

Just a quick note. I'm on my way out the door to meet the girls. Shopping was great. PZ.... enjoy the game. I have the cure for what ails you.

 

[kiwiwolf]

Re: Cheers and TGIF to all!

Kiwiwolf I hope you stop by often. It is titled a "Carolina" thread. But we adopt and grant instant citizenship to everybody! Nurse Des (delicious Des when not on duty) will do your physical exam. Lovetoread will administer the academic tests. GeorgiaGirl (dawn) will check your fitness and stamina . SCblondetiger (blondie) will observe the entire proceeding and validate it's correctness while table dancing for the other observers! Our wonderful geri will record the proceedings and report the events to her master for approval before publication. The guys will be waiting with handshakes and high fives when you complete your initiation.

Damn... you folks are really organised over here... Sorry to report thought hat I failed my fitness exam.. I'm starting an intense course of cardio workouts and steroids along with a diet of oysters and good scotch...

 

[Georgia Girl]

#1000

Ooohhh Kiwi, you are going to get in so much trouble with Nurse Des. We may have to get PZ's car wash thingy and do something with it, mimic a carwash I suppose. Stand out to the side and spin round and round and let it whop you on the rear with each spin.

Geez, I hope I can finish before I get drunk and fall down.

PZ....is that what you are supposed to do with those car wash thingies?

Dawn

 

[kiwiwolf]

Re: #1000

Ooohhh Kiwi, you are going to get in so much trouble with Nurse Des. We may have to get PZ's car wash thingy and do something with it, mimic a carwash I suppose. Stand out to the side and spin round and round and let it whop you on the rear with each spin.

Geez, I hope I can finish before I get drunk and fall down.

PZ....is that what you are supposed to do with those car wash thingies?

Dawn

Wooooooo hooooooooooo kitten... you've cracked the 1000. That deserves a celebration. Champagne and a massage maybe?

 

[geri]

Re: Dusting and other ideas......

you know you could ask for his assitance in fixing the placement of the slats, explain that you don't want him to get his clothes dirty so he should remove them like you did. Devious is my middle name.

Dawn

Dawn...

i do like the way you think, lady! now if i can just do it before He comes onto the thread so He won't know what i am up to. anyone got any ideas on how to distract a professed computer geek from the keyboard long enough to entrap Him?


Kiwiwolf...ohhhhh...we have GREAT cardiovascular workouts in here! A hint: you are going to need ALOT more of those oysters in order to have the stamina to participate and leave the scotch for later...trust me the euphoria you get from our workouts will have you forgetting it's around.

 

[geri]

Congrats, Dawn!

now lets see that tantilizing title of yours!

 

[kiwiwolf]

Re: Re: Dusting and other ideas......

Dawn...

i do like the way you think, lady! now if i can just do it before He comes onto the thread so He won't know what i am up to. anyone got any ideas on how to distract a professed computer geek from the keyboard long enough to entrap Him?


Kiwiwolf...ohhhhh...we have GREAT cardiovascular workouts in here! A hint: you are going to need ALOT more of those oysters in order to have the stamina to participate and leave the scotch for later...trust me the euphoria you get from our workouts will have you forgetting it's around.

Geri good to meet you... I have already decided to forego the scotch and add plenty of red meat to the diet.

 

[geri]

Re: Re: Re: Dusting and other ideas......

Geri good to meet you... I have already decided to forego the scotch and add plenty of red meat to the diet.

Kiwi, smart man!


Dawn, the title is sooo you! love it! simply love it!

 

[PaganZepher]

Maryland Lost!

Maryland lost to NC State!

Oh well the NCAA tournament is coming. I still think they rate a #1 seed in one of the regional pairings.

Princess what "distraction" did you have in mind?

GG and geri, do I hear two subs trying to "handle" a D/ ???? Is this an attempt to "rule from the bottom? Or are you two just looking for an "assisted care" facility for me?

The delicious Des has a cure? Oh my! (I just hope an ice cold sponge bath is *NOT* involved!) Is it a long term or just temporary cure? Is it something you have discovered in the "special pub with the girls"? Oh my! The scenes that are now flitting through my mind are making this TD Bear sweat! Game? What game? (LOL) Des I told you that of all the wonderful folks in the health care field, I like "head nurses" best! So what is *your* specialty?



kiwiwolf our resident ladies are quite adept at relieving any problems you may have. So cardio problems aside, put yourself in their capable hands. They will either kill you or cure you! If it is the former, I will bet you go out with a smile on your face!

GG congratulations on 1000! Wahooooo!

I was hoping GG, geri, Ltr, or Des could tell me if that "car wash thingy" has any use other than the car wash. I think GG has an idea in the right direction!

SCBT you are missed!

I hope everyone has a great evening!

 

[geri]

Re: Maryland Lost!

GG and geri, do I hear two subs trying to "handle" a D/ ???? Is this an attempt to "rule from the bottom? Or are you two just looking for an "assisted care" facility for me?

*gives wide-eyed innocent look*

Sir! do i look like a foolish slave who would dare attempt something such as that?

now, Dawn, being a confessed switch might attempt it and she may even carry it off. but yours truly would never assume to lead a Dom in any way no matter how fun and 'distracting' that way may be.

*widens eyes even more to show how innocent i am*

the suggested cure for your blues as well as the 'dusting' idea were simple thoughts on how to...er...serve the Doms we love better is all.

yeah, yeah...Magister doesn't believe the 'wide eyed innocent' look either. so what are you going to do?

 

[Georgia Girl]

Hey ya'll, I'm back finally after a most wonderful dinner with family of southern cooking. Catfish on the banks of the Chattahoochee, yum. We talked and laughed til I had tears running down my face at my little guy. He is such a character.

Kiwi....I'll skip the champagne, take the massage and can I have some tequila please?

Geri....I do believe clothing issues are a good way to keep his attention distracted. Pesky lingere straps that keep slipping and need adjusting are always good and then oh goodness the strap slipped and the whole thing fell into a puddle at your feet. Imagine that!!!!

PZ....topping from the bottom? Me? Well I .....yes of course! But honestly it was only with your well being in mind. Geri and I were trying to adequately display our concern at your over-excited state. Nurse Des was not available and we were concerned.

Did that car wash thingy come with instructions?

Dawn

 

[Desdemona]

A cure for a TD Bear

[B The delicious Des has a cure? Oh my! (I just hope an ice cold sponge bath is *NOT* involved!) Is it a long term or just temporary cure? Is it something you have discovered in the "special pub with the girls"? Oh my! The scenes that are now flitting through my mind are making this TD Bear sweat! Game? What game? (LOL) Des I told you that of all the wonderful folks in the health care field, I like "head nurses" best! So what is *your* specialty? PZ, You know I'm a head nurse. Tonight, I don't think an icy sponge bath is indicated. I think instead, we need to do something that involves direct application of warm moist heat. Oh yes, that heat would be very moist, you might even describe it as wet. This wet heat would be applied using one of three possible methods. All three methods involve vigorous massage and one even has the added bonus of suction. A one time application of Nurse Des's Special Remedy is a temporary fix. It takes repeated doses of this therapy to result in a long term cure. In fact, I think it may take regular treatments for the forseeable future if you want a really good outcome!

I was hoping GG, geri, Ltr, or Des could tell me if that "car wash thingy" has any use other than the car wash. I think GG has an idea in the right direction! [/B]

I have a couple of ideas. I think we could use it for dusting. It also might make a good dog toy. Let me see, if I put my mind to it, I'm sure I can find a few other uses for that car wash thingy.

 

[Desdemona]

Bodacious Kitten

Congrats on reaching #1000! You go girl!!!!!! Thanks for the favor earlier.

geri.... topping from the bottom? You vixen!

kiwiwolf.... good to see you back here again. I"m off duty right now, so I guess you're safe from one of my patented ice cold sponge baths.

Magister... I never get to see you anymore. I guess you're busy studying. Are you and PZ plotting something involving corporal punishment?

 

[PaganZepher]

"the added bonus of suction"

Des I am in your hands! The "added bonus of suction" has forced me to drop my HMO and deal only with your facility! When can you fit me in? .......... I mean when will you have an opening? ...... I mean is there a slot you can plug me in to? .... I mean is there a time when you're not tied up?



Everyone have a good night!

 

[Desdemona]

Re: "the added bonus of suction"

Des I am in your hands! The "added bonus of suction" has forced me to drop my HMO and deal only with your facility! When can you fit me in? .......... I mean when will you have an opening? ...... I mean is there a slot you can plug me in to? .... I mean is there a time when you're not tied up? I think we can work something out, even if I am tied up.



Everyone have a good night!

PZ.... I think you'll need to drop more than your HMO if you want to get the full benefit of the treatment!

 

[geri]

you know...Magister did mention something the other day (was it yesterday) about having to have someone look in on me or else He feared that i would somehow get into mischief with the ladies in the Carolina thread.

now wasn't that silly of Him?

Okay, ladies, anyone have an idea on how to destract a Master for a very long time from a certain thread which might give Him the wrong impression of what i do in my spare time without Him? Hummm?

 

[PaganZepher]

"car wash thingy"

Thanks Des for the tips on what to use the car wash thingy for. I thought of a couple more uses. If standed on a deserted island you could eat the leather. Put a really big hook in it and we could use it as a lure to fish for marlin. It could be used as a fly swatter! It could be used as a paint brush to "texture" paint the walls!



Of course I could just use it to spank your butt when you are bad!

 

[Desdemona]

Spanking???

When she was good, she was very very good. When she was bad, she had lots more fun!!!!! Shall I bend over?

 

[Desdemona]

hey geri...... act casual.....
~ whispers in her ear~

 

[geri]

Des...bad?! say it ain't so!!!!!!




thanks for the tips, Des, and good luck with that car wash thingy.

 

[Georgia Girl]

Good morning everyone, here is hoping you had a restful night of sleep.

Geri....did it work?

Des....ROFLMAO, you should apply for a pure and innocent title like me.

Magister.....thanks honey.

PZ....we gotta figure this car wash thingy out.

Kiwi....thanks for joining us, when do I get my massage, I have a boo boo and it needs tending.

Dawn

 

[Desdemona]

Pure and innocent???

GG.... I am not pure and innocent. I'm frigid and prudish. There is a distinct difference.


Good morning everybody. I hope you have a great day! The sun is shining and its beautiful out.


Unfortunately, later, I have to go to work for a few hours. Bummer.

 

[geri]

Afternoon, Everyone

looks like i missed the good morning call. i hope this works though cause Lit wont let me sign in for some freaky reason.


Des, whatever you call yourself...don't ever change!


Dawn...the clothes thing is hard to do when your Master considers You unclothed at all time when you are online with Him. *sighs* so i sent Him a particularly distracting post from one of my roleplays and He did not even bother to check in. *grins*

of course today is going to be a different story...oh well, couldn't last forever...

 

[Desdemona]

geri.... love ya, babe!