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[SCblondetiger]

Kinda Sad

hi all..my vacation wasn't as long as I would have hoped and I don't have a good report...My best friend ( ya know the one that's visiting) is bisexual and is more and more leaning towards the guy side of it. I told him how I felt about him and he's like you're not my type...but as much as I am hurting right now we actually have a better rapport with each other now that there is nothing between us. He's currently sleeping in another one of our friend's rooms cause she has a spare bed and he didn't feel like sleeping on my floor tonight and wouldn't let me sleep on the floor. I'm just tired of being alone...I want someone that I can hug on and love on in real life...sorry i had to get this out. As I said before I'm a shy individual in person and have trouble asking guys out....so any suggestions on helping the situation would be greatly appreciated..oh yeah one more thing I'm not exactly the skinniest of people I'm happy with the way that I look but I do sometimes wonder if the guys that I like can't get past that...but then again do I really want a guy like that.......

ok goodnight before I ramble too much more...
Blondie

 

[artful]

To the Party SWINGers!

<DING DONG>

~~~Door is opened by a red cheeked L ass!~~~

"Yes Ma'am,...Frostie Ass...Uhmmm,sorry,...let me start over!"


<DING DONG>

~~~SAME DOOR,...SAME L ass!~~~

"Yes Ma'am,...Frostie Ice Service her,...someone at this web addy called in for a 50 pound block of ass,...sorry,...fucked that up,...let me try ONE more time please!"

<DING DONG>

~~~SAME-O-SAME-O~~~

"Yes Ma'am,...Frostie Ice service here,...someone at this web addy called in for a 50 pound block of ice to be delivered here,...guy said he had a fire to put out,...where ya want me to put it?"

 

[kiwiwolf]

Re: To the Party SWINGers!

[B<DING DONG>

~~~SAME-O-SAME-O~~~

"Yes Ma'am,...Frostie Ice service here,...someone at this web addy called in for a 50 pound block of ice to be delivered here,...guy said he had a fire to put out,...where ya want me to put it?" [/B]

Artful... 50 lbs aint gonna cut it buddy... this ass is hot... we may need 500 lbs... ah what the hell bring the whole load. I'll help bring it in...

 

[geri]

SCBT...*hugs and *

no advise except to tell you there are those men out there who do love a woman that doesnt look like a stick.

ask Magister what His idea of a beautiful woman is...and know there are more out there like Him...

 

[artful]

SCBT

Not to worry Baby,...I happen to be looking for a blonde Tiger to help me deliver my LOAD,...BTW,...YOU were sorely missed by me!

 

[artful]

SCBT

If you will read my signature line,...you can see that I agree wholeheartedly with Geri's statement!

YAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

 

[Georgia Girl]

SCBT.....you should take a poll of what each of the ladies who joins you here looks like.

What is outside is not really all that important, what is inside is. A beautiful soul shines through and that is what a true love will see.

Patience sucks but sometimes we just have to find it within ourselves. Til then, well find something new to do, something you've been curious about but never tried - who knows who else might be there doing the same thing.

Dawn

 

[kiwiwolf]

SCBT... beauty and sexinesss is an attitude. I don't know you at all so I tracked down some of your posts... you have attitude... you are a lovely person. Someone will see that soon and you will be swept away...

 

[artful]

Dawn

Was that Patience I saw fleetingly displace Bodacious for a split second?Here Wolf,...man that is the LAST of the ice.Dawn,...do you know you took the HOLE load?

 

[Desdemona]

Good morning everybody!

I see there was much frolicking and frivolity after I went to bed last night. Damn, I missed all the fun!

SCblondetiger .... please check your PM box, dear.

As much as it pains me to say it, I guess I'll head off to work in a few minutes. Have a great day everybody!

 

[geri]

Good Morning All

Hope everyone has a great day today.

 

[PaganZepher]

Hello everyone!

I'm sorry I wasn't on here yesterday. RL took all of my time, and then some. Not being on here made the whole day seem as though something was missing.

Guys by the posts of the ladies, it does seem that they miss us when we aren't on here. We may have to establish a duty roster to insure at least one of us is on call 24/7!

SCBT don't give up! Any man that lets your body be the determining factor in his feelings for you is not worth your trouble! Don't waste your time on such ilk. Your personality, wit, humor, and confidence are (and should be) the important things he needs to consider. The physical characteristics of your body should only come in to play when deciding which area to cover in kisses first! IMHO

Oh Des....? I have one of those car wash thingys! Would you care to come over so I can test drive it? I'm told it gets about 20 swings to the climax. Shall we test it?



KWolf and Artful thanks for keeping the ladies happy! SB I'd like to hear how that movie was also.

Magister I do believe you have a keeper in geri! Such obedience and desire should make you very proud!

Dawn how do you determine who is top?

A good day to all!

 

[Georgia Girl]

Re: Hello everyone!

Dawn how do you determine who is top?

Many times it is determined by mood alone. A strong Master can keep the aggressive side of me in check but with someone who is a switch just like me, we can alternate roles to our mutual advantage and satisfaction.

Generally though PZ like I have said before I am sub to men, by nature I defer to the authority of the male. I can top a male but it is not my preference.

Dawn

PS: Hey everybody!

 

[Guest]

Some days you're the bug

Some days you're the windshield. Apparently today is my day to be the bug! Well, Dammit, I'm not gonna go splat alone! I'm taking them all with me. We'll make one big greasy mess on the windshield at work. OK.... I'm done with my rant. Work sucked and not in a good way. You guessed it. I'm grumpy right now.

Any volunteers to cheer me up? You'd probably qualify for hazardous duty pay.


PZ... perhaps test driving that car wash thingy would improve my outlook on life. um... What do I swing it at?

~snickers and scampers away before PZ decides to show me who the boss really is.~

 

[Desdemona]

muttering about cookies

That was me ranting up above.

 

[Georgia Girl]

Well Des.....

if PZ doesn't show up I have my mini car wash thingy with me. I'll be quite pleased to offer up assistance on improving your disposition.

Dawn

 

[Desdemona]

awww Dawnie... thanks for the offer

I really appreciate it. You brave girl....

But I think I need the full size car wash thingy treatment today.

 

[Georgia Girl]

Well I tried.......

to get my hands on that lucious hiney of yours but alas my plans were spoiled once more.

Dammit all to hell and back!

Dawn

 

[Desdemona]

 

[Georgia Girl]

To borrow a line from Arron Tippon

Kiss this and I don't mean on my rosey red lips

well, at least not that set of lips anyway

Dawn

 

[Desdemona]

ooooh

I'm not the only bad girl around today!

 

[Georgia Girl]

Yep yep yep

kisses and licks....we are onto something.

Hot damn, life is looking up.

Where is all that ice at? Did you melt it with your hot sexy self Ms. Des?

Dawn

 

[Desdemona]

yep, the ice is definitely melted.

What other answer could I give? now babe.... lets talk about the kisses and licks. Since the guys don't seem to want to play with us any more, I guess we'll have to amuse ourselves......

Perhaps this sort of misbehavior will warrant a little masculine attention.

 

[Georgia Girl]

Amusement

At a guess you aren't talking about card games or maybe you are. I know, lets play strip poker. Just imagine the looks on the faces of the guys when they finally decide to saunter in and grace us with their presence and we are frollicking around half naked playing cards.

Sounds like a plan to me.

Dawn

 

[Desdemona]

Poker!

But Dawn, I don't know how to play poker. I only know how to get poked. I'll end up stark naked and you'll still be dressed. Thats no fun! hmmmmmm

Or maybe, it is. Ok.... You'll have to teach me to play, though.