cartoon brawl

[Broccoli]

*She-Ra, dressed as a chef-cat, holds up her sword ready to cut the turkey* Okay. Who wants dark meat and who wants light meat?*

ooc: so, what sort of mischief did we all get into this fine holiday eve?

 

[hybirdx]

Kiwi gave She-ra a dead cold stare

 

[Shotokan07]

Johny Bravo

*Eyes popping out with the old Chevy horn.* Hold on there mama, can't you see its just a costume?! *Holds Kiwi by his tail and picking him up. Kiwi, folding his hands getting really ticked off being used like this.* Give me that! *Swipes the sword from She-Ra* Yes! I am the CHOSEN one! *Holds the sword high and has a glowing light underneath him.* Hmmm....you don't look right. *Grabs She-Ra, disappears with She-Ra in a kinky Santa costume.* Now you look perfect! *Holds her by her neck in his arms.* Why don't we slice that juicy turkey over there? *Pointing at Kiwi. Kiwi, giving a shocked and confused look.*

OoC: Hyb, may I have the honor to use Kiwi for only one quote? If you say no, I'll delete everything under.

IC: Kiwi

But you said we were pretending!

 

[Shotokan07]

ooc: so, what sort of mischief did we all get into this fine holiday eve?

OoC: Hehehee, ain't I a clown?! Ofcourse I get everyone in trouble. *Giving an angelic face.*

 

[nomad]

ooc

oooh nothing tries to conceal his favorite cutlery set behind his back and failing

ic


getting bored bugs slaps kiwi and makes various rodeo sounds, and gets soundly beaten up. stumbles around like a drunk and falls in yet another unseen rabbit hole

 

[Guest]

This is Shoto

OoC: Nomad, what are you doing? Were you in character when you were holding something and failing or...what? You're confusing! And don't do that to Kiwi, Hyb's gonna kick your ass! lolz

 

[nomad]

crazy aint it? the holding thing was ooc as a joke(a really bad one at that)

 

[Broccoli]

*She-Ra looks at her costume, confused.* What the hell? *She takes the sword back* And you are not the chosen one. *Tries to adjust the skirt as best she can with only one hand* And as for the turkey, I tried cutting it up before, but noooo. You wouldn't let me, claiming it was some kind of a kiwi fruit. What's up with that?

 

[hybirdx]

"I'M KIWI!!! I'M THE CUTE LITTLE TURTLE DARN IT!!!"

 

[Broccoli]

No...You're a cute little turkey with a helmet...

 

[hybirdx]

Kiwi had had it, the first thing he did was take Oddlers sword and cut the turky suit "I'll show you whos a turky with a helmet!!!"

OOC: One word, RUN!!!!

 

[Broccoli]

*She-Ra drops her own sword* Hey, it was just a joke! Honest! I knew you were a turtle the whole time! I mean, how could I not? You still smell like Cartman's barf! *She turns and runs away*

*Cartman laughs at the retreating She-Ra* Ah hahaha! You should have just stayed in the kitchen making pies, bitch!

*She-Ra stops running and glares at Cartman* If that turtle doesn't slice me up, I swear I'll kill you, you evil little fat fuck!

 

[hybirdx]

Kiwi first attacked Cartman beating the hell out of him in 5.3 seconds,then he ran after she-ra with out mercy

 

[Nemsis]

Goku-how about rabbit stew i found a rabbit

 

[hybirdx]

Kiwi jumped Goku beating the living shit out of him very quickly (about 1.5 seconds)

 

[Nemsis]

Goku-oh wait i know my grand father used to have this great recipe for turtle stew when his turtle friend acted up. We can use it on you if you don't behave

 

[hybirdx]

Kiwi gave Goku a evil look "If you don't shut yer trap, I'll make a stew out of you!!!"

 

[Nemsis]

goku-haha a turtle making a stew out of the strongest person alive haha whew good laugh.

 

[hybirdx]

"Maybe in your dimension, but you have to remember this is a different dimension, and you will NOT be able to beat me!"

 

[Nemsis]

okay then what demsion are we in

 

[hybirdx]

Cartoon braw Dimension what else?

 

[Nemsis]

duh should have known that.

then any one person has limetless power
oh and when i said we could have rabbit stew i was refering to bugs in that hole

 

[hybirdx]

I didn't mean limitless power, I ment that since almost ever body else are from different dimensions you don't know how strong they could be

 

[Broccoli]

*She-Ra thinks for a minute* Um, Kiwi, maybe we could discuss this whole killing me thing over a nice bowl of that rabbit stew? Please? Cause I, um, really don't wanna die tonight.

 

[hybirdx]

Kiwi looks back at She-Ra, "Oh yeah..." Kiwi took a wiff of himself "Pew!!!!! After I take a bath I'll kill you!"