cartoon brawl

[Broccoli]

ooc: how'd you find it, hyb? It's not on the list-thing is it?

 

[hybirdx]

*She-Ra throws Johny off of her* That is not the kind of punch I'm after, dork! *Grabs her sword and points it at him* And if you ever try that again, I'll start splitting some hairs.

ooc: um...oops? Think anyone else noticed that?

I did, I was here when it started. My idea was to dish it out for no reason here. And dish it out over there with a plot. (kinda a yen and yang idea)

 

[Broccoli]

ooc: hmmm. Guess we kind of fudged that up then, didn't we?

 

[hybirdx]

ooc: Like I said, we can still do this one, and do that one too! (I just posted over there! Come on and join in!)

 

[Broccoli]

*Bored and with no crickets in sight or hearing distance, Kyle and Stan decide to try out a new game. They search the area for a while, gathering up anything and everything they can carry, then throw the objects at Cartman. This, of course, pisses Cartman off*

Hey! What the hell are you guys doing?!?

*Kyle throws a mini-frige at Cartman*

She-Ra gave us the idea, dude. We're trying to see what all we can bounce off of you.

*Suddenly, Stan has an idea*

No, dude! Screw this! Let's haul his ass to the roof and see how high he can bounce!

 

[Shotokan07]

OoC: LMFAO! That's so like Southpark!

 

[hybirdx]

*Bored and with no crickets in sight or hearing distance, Kyle and Stan decide to try out a new game. They search the area for a while, gathering up anything and everything they can carry, then throw the objects at Cartman. This, of course, pisses Cartman off*

Hey! What the hell are you guys doing?!?

*Kyle throws a mini-frige at Cartman*

She-Ra gave us the idea, dude. We're trying to see what all we can bounce off of you.

*Suddenly, Stan has an idea*

No, dude! Screw this! Let's haul his ass to the roof and see how high he can bounce!

Kiwi grabs cartman and drags him to a small roof. "Is this high enough?!"

 

[Nemsis]

goku- you need to go up a least 10 flights before you can drop him.

 

[hybirdx]

"What about there?" Kiwi pointed up at the cliff, which was about a 50 ft drop

"Let me go you son of a bitch!"

"Shut up piggy!"

"Piggy?! PIGGY?!?" Cartman, piss ass hell, sqeals his war cry, (Of course, it never helps!)

 

[Broccoli]

*Stan and Kyle start chanting* Drop him! Drop him! Drop the fat fucker!

*Cartman tries to escape Kiwi, but of course he fails* Damnit! Lemme go you stupid ass hole!

 

[Nemsis]

goku-that's a perfect spot. it's time somebody tought that fatbastard a lesson

 

[hybirdx]

Kiwi gave an sadistic smile, "Bye bye chubie wubie!!!" Kiwi was about to throw cartman when

"No! Stop! Don't drop him!"

"Huh?"

"If he dies! I die!"

Kiwi franticly searched around, "Wh- who are you?! Where are you?"

"My namre is Kenny macormec! and cartman accidently drank my ashes because he thought I was chocolate milk mix!"

Oddler did his best to try and not break out laughing "Oh... you... have got to be kidding me," Oddler splutered

"Get out of me Kenny!"

"Shut up Cartman! I'm pratcily, sadly, saving your life!!!"

"beggggggggggeeeeehed!!!"

"Kiwi confused..."

 

[Nemsis]

Goku- i've never been an advocate of killing but now is the perfect
time to get ride of two charcters with one shoot. cha ching

 

[hybirdx]

OOC: sorry broc, but I got to use stan and kyle for a post or two

IC: Stan instantly flipped off goku, "shut up ass hole, I we don't care if Cartman dies, but kenny is our best freind!"

 

[Broccoli]

ooc: I totally don't mind, hyb. And I love the inclusion of the latest esp.! I just wish they would have used the old line for old-times' sake. You know, like: "Oh my God! You drank Kenny!" "You bastard!" I think that's the only thing that would have made the show better. But enough of my ramblings...

*The crickets, certain they won't get stomped on or hit with anything, creep out of their holes to watch the action*

 

[hybirdx]

ooc: Please.... please tell me that you Have been watching the latest episods of south park.... Because Cartman really DID acidently drank Kenny!

Ic: Please! let me down! I don't wanna go back to heaven! I want to be with my freinds! I want to keep on calling Cartman a Bleeding vagina belcher!"

"mmmmmmm......"

 

[Broccoli]

ooc: You mean there are actually people who DON'T watch the show????? Of course I watched it, dude! That's what I meant with the last post. When they were all at the table and Kenny's mom showed them the kitty litter, that would have been the perfect opp. for the "you drank Kenny thing." Can't wait til next week and TLOTR thing!

*She-Ra, thinking that being hauled up the cliff must have damaged Cartman's brain, runs off to find a psychology book and begins to look up multiple-personality disorders* Um, Kiwi, I think you really fucked that little kid up.

*Kyle shakes his head at She-Ra* Naw. He's always like that.

*She-Ra throws the book over her shoulder* Oh. All right then.

 

[hybirdx]

"Um..." was the only thing kiwi could say, bowie was still holding Sheela in his arms but was paralized with complete confusion, and Oddler was rolling on the ground laughing his ass off.

"Kyle! Stan! How did I get in FAT-ASS?!"

 

[Broccoli]

*Mr. Garrison and Mr. Hat stroll in and look around. Mr. Garrison, as usual, has a rather confused expresion on his face.* What the hell is going on in here?

*Mr. Garrison turns Mr. Hat to face him* Well, Mr. Garrison, it's obvious that your former students have become ever dumber than they were when they were in your class.

Thank God I'm rid of those little bastards...

 

[hybirdx]

Oddler just went off a bursted out laughing again almost puking

 

[Nemsis]

Goku-well then make the fat fuck throw up kenny. and then well kill him

 

[Shotokan07]

OoC: Uh...what happened? Can someone give me a brief overview? Sorry guys, I was in and out...couldn't really watch Hyb make a fool out of himself. "Hey is that Brocolli done yet?"

 

[Broccoli]

*Kyle shakes his head at Goku* No, dude. That won't work cause Kenny's just a bunch of ashes. If Cartman throws him up, we'll be right back to where we started--without Kenny.

And candy. *Even with his life in danger, Cartman is still more concerned with the food* We got the candy too. Don't forget the candy!



ooc: *Broccoli pokes her arm and shakes her head* Nope. I'm still kind of crunchy. I think I need to be cooked a little more 'fore I'm done!

 

[Shotokan07]

Johny Bravo

*Johny scratching his head. He turns one side to say something...then stops, turns to the other side, attempts to say something then stops. He goes back scratching his head.*


OoC: Well don't over cook it, then only the ol folks will love them. I think I'll have them semi-rare, need to munch on those lovely stem

 

[hybirdx]

same here!