cartoon brawl

[Broccoli]

*She-Ra hands Johny a bottle marked Fleas-B-Gone* Maybe you should wash your hair more often and maybe you won't be so itchy...


ooc: well, in that case, I guess I'm done cooking now. Which is good cause it was really getting hot in that pot!

Anyway, I realize this totally has nothing to do with anything here, but does anybody have another word for 'included?' I'm afraid my paper's getting redundant!

 

[Shotokan07]

OoC: "Same here"? ...Wha?

 

[Broccoli]

ooc: You're itchy, too? *takes the Flea-B-Gone from She-Ra and hands it it Hyb*

 

[Shotokan07]

Johny Bravo

*Puts the lotion in the hair. A long pause...a cricket is yet chirping. Chirp Chirp Chirp ...Johny goes back to scratching his head.* I think this one is broken, can I have another one? *Hands the lotion to She-Ra, when all of a sudden a whole bunch of crickets jump out of Johny's hair and into She-Ra's and dissappears.* Umm...nevermind. *Slowly walking away from She-Ra whistling.*


OoC: So...can I have you for my night snack? ~addition, composition, inclusion~ I know! ~included!~

 

[Broccoli]

*She-Ra runs over to the sink and drowns all of the crickets, then starts hitting their lifeless bodies* Stupid bastards! Jump into my hair like that! What the hell was that all about? See, this is why I was trying to kill you before! I knew you'd try to pull something like this eventually! I hate bugs.

ooc: okay, you know what? Just for that little stunt, you're gonna have to wait for your snack

 

[Shotokan07]

Johny Bravo

You talking to me? *Asking She-Ra* Hey you killed Fred's family! ....Uh, by the way, the don't die. They like staying in the hair. Besides, if you let them stay they'll make you're hair look all seeexy. *Appears next to She-Ra* Like mine. Ha! *Poses...pause...hair falls down...pause* Nooo! *Grabs She-Ra and looking in her scalp.* Hey guys I need you back!


OoC: What stunt? All I wanted was to you and eat you like a Is that so bad? *Angelic face*

 

[Broccoli]

*She-Ra has an odd look on her face while Johny searches her hair* You name your crickets? Don't you think that's just a little, um, odd? But you can most definately have them back. Be my guest.

ooc: Curses! I'm not heartless enough to ignore such an *ahem* angelic face! So I suppose, since you put it that way, that you can have your snack after all

 

[hybirdx]

Oddler give she ra an odd look "Yeash..."

 

[Broccoli]

*She-Ra turns to Oddler* What's that look for? What'd I do this time? *Thinks back through the whole cricket-and-sink episode, but can't possibly think of what might be making Oddler give her that look*

 

[hybirdx]

Oddler said nothing, just turned his head

 

[Broccoli]

Oh! I get it! *She-Ra nods* You want some crickets, too, don't you? You want your hair to stand up!

 

[Shotokan07]

Johny Bravo

Hmm...*Examine's Oddler's hair.* His hair is not perm enough...


OoC: So where should I start? Down from the stem or from the bushes?

 

[Broccoli]

But maybe the crickets could make it work. I mean, it worked with your hair. Why wouldn't it work with his, too?

ooc: hmm...I think it's generally best to start at the top and slowly work your way down

 

[hybirdx]

"Back away from the hair!"

 

[Broccoli]

Would ants work better? They're stronger than crickets. They could probably do something more drastic with your hair.

 

[hybirdx]

"I said it once, and I'll sauy it again, Stay away from me!!!"

 

[Broccoli]

What if we just stand here and throw them in your hair? Would that-- *She-Ra stops and steps back, remembering what happened the last time she pissed him off* Nevermind. I don't wanna get thrown into a wall again.

 

[Shotokan07]

Johny Bravo

Nu-uh! Look! *Disappears from She-Ra to Oddler.* His hair has sooooooo many split ends. *Holding one hair...twink Pulls the hair and appears by She-Ra.* You see how the hair is curling up...my hair is nice! *Looking in the mirror. A cricket peeks out of She-Ra's hair and chomps on the Oddler's hair Johny was holding....pause.* Aaaaaaaaaahhhhh!

OoC: The top eh? Is it soft and tenderized?

 

[hybirdx]

It was too late, he was fuming and he no longer wanted "To be called that name! I am Odd-eye! And you are dead meat!"

 

[Broccoli]

*Mumbles* Oh shit *and grabs Johny, pulling him far away from Odd-eye as possible* Oh, shit. Not gonna go through this again...

ooc: Yep. Extremely soft and very tender

 

[Shotokan07]

Johny Bravo

Hey! Watch the hair! *Johny gets carried away by She-Ra.*


OoC: Oooh, can I squee...I mean... press, to feel...to see the juiciness?

 

[Broccoli]

*She-Ra rolls her eyes* You won't have any hair if he gets ahold of you!

Ooc: I'm sure it's nice and....juicy now

 

[hybirdx]

ALmost instantly, Odd-eye grabs both She-ra and johnny by their hairs. "Going some where?" Said Odd-eye as his evil, evil laugh reined out the area

 

[Shotokan07]

Johny Bravo

Never! Its flammable free. See. *Showing the tag on top of his head - "Will not burn or disintergrate...thats what he wanted." *

OoC: Now eh? I need to put some butter to make it yummy.

 

[Broccoli]

*She-Ra sighs, knowing what's coming next* Aw, damnit. And I just ironed my skirt before I got here tonight. *Looks over at Johny and his tag* I don't think that'll do us much good right now though.


Ooc: Yippie! Dancing banana butter!?