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Busy doing a scientific experiment today 🧪

But if anyone needs my schoolboy level humour or exceptionally large cock please shout
 
Fun! I LOVE scientists experiments!

I also very much enjoy schoolboy level humor and exceptionally large cock, so you are probably set for a very fun day!
 
Fun! I LOVE scientists experiments!

I also very much enjoy schoolboy level humor and exceptionally large cock, so you are probably set for a very fun day!
Great. I’ve already prepared by buying super glue. Safety is paramount in science.

Experiment is “how much porn can a man watch, before ‘it’ falls off”.
 
Uhm, that kind of experiment sounds like it would be more fun with lube instead of super glue, lol.
Basically 2 schools of thought on this one.
Me = superglue
Rest of the World = lube

It’s a lot like many people still the the World is a sphere. Or you shouldn’t stare at the sun.
 
When I was younger and less smart I thought it would be smart to jerk off with a toilet paper roll, I wasn't expecting my penis to expand like it did (I was new to masterbation) and my penis got stuck in the toilet paper roll. It took me like twenty minutes to get unstuck.
 
She is magical indeed Rather!!! Having breakfast here and will be leaving soon. I hope to make it back in a jiffy
There used to be a brand of orange here called Jiffey.

Can I tell you that coming in a Jiffey? Firstly can be painful if the orange is too acidic. Secondly gets you disapproving stared in the supermarket fruit section
 
When I was younger and less smart I thought it would be smart to jerk off with a toilet paper roll, I wasn't expecting my penis to expand like it did (I was new to masterbation) and my penis got stuck in the toilet paper roll. It took me like twenty minutes to get unstuck.
how did you unstick it? As it was, or return it to normal size?

Same thing happened to me when I was vacuuming the house naked.
 
how did you unstick it? As it was, or return it to normal size?

Same thing happened to me when I was vacuuming the house naked.
I actually ripped it off very carefully but it was covered in little cuts for almost a week, but I didn't have time to wait because dinner was ready
 
the magic idea of the toilet roll on dick idea is that you’ve plenty of tissue paper then to mop up the cum.

There is definitely a male masturbation gadget for OCD clean freaks in this.

We could call it Kumex. The masturbation tool with built in Kleenex. By this time next year we’ll be billionaires!

Who’s ready to go on Shark Tank with me?
“For $1 million you could have 5% of Kumex. We estimate that…. well every man masturbates. Some of them don’t have a sock handy or want to get cum stuck in their chest hair or beard depending on strength and size. With Cumex they can wank into a toilet roll and then be ready to mop up that cum. Casey, will now demonstrate the XXL version of Cumex on Curious”.
 
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