Cattle Cavern

[Noktral]

Charging the foul (get it? PUN...) mass of chickens, swords swinging violently, he turned half of them into sprays of red while spraying steaming milk/ejaculate all over the other half... becuase he was the one.

"I know kung foo," he said, as one by one by one, the poulty was slain.

He scratched himself in excellence.

 

[IDreamofBunnies]

Moomalax was overcome with blood lust and started gutting chickens faster than a satan worshipper on crystal meth with a battle cry of, "Mangez cuire des pâtés en croûte à la vapeur de vache que vous!"

 

[Noktral]

Meo picked up his cell phone, and dialed:

Operator: Operator.
Meo: I need a french language translator.

Operator: Sorry, we dont' have any of that.
Meo: What do you mean!?

Operator: THis is the mootrix, it is the year 3000ish. When the robots attacked, France surrendered and was quickly squashed out of existence...
Meo: Oh yes, that's right.

Operator: Anything else?
Meo: No...

Operator: Good day sir.
Meo: Later

*click*

Meo, not able to understand the long forgotten tongue, kicked some more ass.