Caught in the act!!!

[wtf????]

I got caught when I was 17. I had my dads penthouse magazine and was stroking away in my beroom when my sister walked in. She stoped, and turned. Never said anything, just joked about me being in my room a lot. Two weeks later, I caught her taking my dads magazine. I think we got more use out of it then my dad.

 

[Sniper 1]

I've been caught in mid stroke twice. Once by my brother (horrible embarrassing) and once by a female who walked past my car while I was cumming. I had been very careful to park against a wooded area that divided the main street from the parking lot I was in, so I wouldn't be surprised. What I didn't figure in was someone cutting through the woods from the bus stop. She saw everything. She just turned and made eye contact and kept walking.

 

[submitter]

my wife and I have been caught a few times, not counting my old roommate who we didn't care if he knew what we were doing (she is a screamer!). Twice by my pesky parents and once by my first college roommate who I didn't know.

The first time was before we were married. I was 17 and she was 15. We had a day off school for some reason or another and she decided to come over to the house at about 9 am that morning after both of my parents left for work. She fixed me breakfast in bed, then we decided to get a little kinky! We were using honey, strawberries, etc. and then decided to have anal sex since she wasn't on birth control but wanted me to cum in her. To make a long story short, I have all the condiments and a big industrial size jar of petroleum jelly sitting next to the bed when I hear the door open. I look over and my Mom is standing there with a horrified look on her face as I'm plowing my 15yo future wife in the ass. Of course, it killed the moment as I was trying to get my schlong inside some shorts, which I had put both legs into one leg hole! I finally got my Mom calmed down and she took me for a weekend to Atlanta to "separate" us for a while. I got her to agree not to tell her parents and promised that it was a one-time thing that would not happen again until we were married... yeah right!

The second time was when we I went to college she came to visit me during my first semester. My assigned roommate was nowhere to be found so I wrote a note on the whiteboard on our door that we were "busy" and to please knock first. Well, needless to say, to SOB decided not to heed the message and just came on in. He said that it was his room too and he had a right to come and go as he pleased... so much for common courtesy. He didn't have to worry about anything, though, since the jerk never got laid the whole time I knew him. Anyways, he just came in, we stopped for a second, looked at him like "what the hell?", then finished up once we figured that he was being an ass. It made him uncomfortable that we didn't stop and he left a minute or two later!

The last time we got caught was after we were married - and again, was by my parents. They decided to drop by the newlyweds' house unannounced... Well, again, we were not JUST having sex, we were having GOOD sex! And again, my wife was letting me take her anally, which was rare. As I said before she is quite a screamer and was very in the moment. We heard the phone ring and didn't answer. As she was screaming something along the lines of "Oh God Yes! Pound My Ass With Your Cock", we heard the doorbell... Again, it kind of killed the moment when we looked outside and saw my parent's car in the driveway! We know they heard everything, but they didn't say anything to us. They just got back in the car and came back in about 30 minutes. And just so you know, no it didn't stop them from just dropping by... We now live 4 hours away and can finally hae good sex with peace of mind!

 

[easyman67]

Caught

Oh God, this happend to me last night!!!

I live with a guy, I'm a girl. And I came home from work, I was so fucking horny all day. And I walk in and he's all "Lets order Pizza" I agree and he goes off and orders and tells me 45 minutes. I think to myself "SWEEET that's so enough time" So I go to my room and close the door and get out my vibrator.

And I'm having a grand old time thinking naughty thoughts when he knocks on my door. ( SWEAR this was not 45 minutes later) And I'm like "Yeah" As in "Yeah hold on!" And he opens the door!!! Thank GOD I didn't bother to get undressed (I was wearing a skirt) And I sit up super fast, and am sitting there holding the still running vibrator in my hand and he's all 'Uhh I need money for pizza" So I try to nonchalantly put my vibrator away and he's just ... staring at me.

And then of course I can't find my freaking purse! So it was like 5 minutes of complete awkwardness while I curse and try to act totally normal.

Fortunately I think we have agreed to just not say antyhing about it. We ordered chinese tonight. Hehehehehe

Maybe you should have just laid there and continued doing what you were doing and asked him if he saw anything that he liked. I certainly would have helped you out and I believe that my mouth along with your vibe would have made it all that much nicer. Even better if you were tied to the bed!

 

[Neco]

That was great, Neco! I wish I could have seen that. Really....I wish "I" could have seen that!

Me too! My roommate is far to vanilla and unattractive for that to have been any fun.

 

[throbbin bob]

sounds like you need a new roomate, i dream of such chances!

 

[erdave]

I have been caught and it was so embarrassing. May even be the most embarrassing point sexually in my life. It was May of last year and due to two continual days of rain. I couldn’t get in the fields to farm. We have a gravel driveway to the house hence privacy is easily obtainable.

That afternoon I had decided to take matters into my own hands…..my wife is a teacher and was in classes. I had my favorite masturbation tool and slipped them on. A pair of my wife’s size 6 bikinis fit so nicely and I love the feeling. I had slowly started the masturbation and was watching an x-rated movie on the television. We always leave door unlocked and I made sure it was slightly cracked open so I could hear if someone drove up.

I had reached the point I was standing up and had a large towel on the floor. I was as involved as I could have been when I turned and noticed my wife and her mom several feet away. My wife said, “Damn Dave!” I reached the point of no return. I squeezed the area below the head of my penis hard to stop but I shot three loads into the towel. Well I missed the towel some. I was trying to get panties up and hide it the best I could. I just looked at two astonished women and said I'm sorry. My wife asked me why I didn’t at least lock the door. I could only stammer, “We never do and I could hear you drive up. Janet said, “We couldn’t get in the driveway, you had parked the tractor across the drive so we parked on the grass.” “We had teacher’s conferences today so we got to leave at noon.”

I ran into bedroom and quickly got some jeans on. Janet was fuming, “Now mom knows about the adult movies and I am sure I will have to explain you in panties and being shaved.” Her mom was still there in the living room when I returned and I was too embarrassed to make eye contact. She did tell me before she left where Janet wouldn’t hear, “Her dad still masturbates but I was shocked to see you in panties. You need to get a size that fits.”

 

[dew721]

this isn't necessarily a story of being caught IN the act, but when i was around 18 i was "borrowing" one of my dad's movies, and was watching it in the comort of my room, when i heard the garage door open. my dad was pulling into the driveway early. i jumped into action but there wasn't much i could do. i didn't have time to put the tape back in his porn drawer, let alone rewind it, so i decided i'd just wait for the opportune time to put it back, and hope that until then he wouldn't go in that drawer. luckily, he left about five minutes later to go get milk and gas. i rewound and took the tape back into his room and opened the drawer and... the box for the tape was missing!

I'D TOTALLY FORGOTTEN THAT I HAD LEFT THE DRAWER WIDE OPEN AND THE BOX LAYING ON MY PARENTS' BED.

the clever dog had hidden the box just to give my mind a good screwing. there was nothing i could do but hold onto the tape for now. every day i checked the drawer to see if he'd put the box back yet, and every day, no dice. finally after a week, i checked and the box was sitting in its usual place, empty. feeling disgusting and completely humiliated, i put the video back in its place and shut the drawer, which i would not open again for a very long time. nothing was ever said about the whole event.

though i wasn't caught "in the act" i think i'd rather have had it that way. this felt like getting caught masturbating every day for a week straight.

i had my laugh too, though. one day i parked on the street instead of the driveway, and he didn't hear me pull up. the door was unlocked so there was no time spent fumbling with keys. i walked straight into the house and as i walked past the stairway to get to the kitchen, i looked up it right into my room and saw my dad sitting in my computer chair, scrambling to turn off my desktop. a few minutes later i was on my computer, looking at the recently opened files, and sure enough he'd been watching MY porn. again, absolutely nothing was ever said.

we were even.

 

[trojan_man_co]

Ive had 2 such occasions… one where I was actually caught and one when I was really close to…

1 about a year and a half ago me and my girlfriend at the time were hanging out… her parents were at her house as she lived at home to save money. And I was in between moving from where I lived and home for the summer.. so I was just down visiting her grabbing my last stuff and dropping off my key to the landlord. Well later that night we got a little horny and decided to just drive somewhere and fool around in my car. At the time I had a huge suburban with all the seats taken out but the front 2 to move stuff so we had plenty of room. Coincidentally the stuff I had to grab last from my old house was my sex stuff. So there we were getting into it.. she had me tied up and blindfolded and she was on top riding me.. When all the sudden there was a nock on the window. She screamed OH SHIT and ripped the blind fold off me… there was a cop looking at us like OH MY GOD… so she calmly rolled down the window and was like him hi officer.. he needed our ids n such so she untied me and got me my cloths.. as well as putting hers on.. needless to say when he took her out side to ask if it was consensual and I wasn’t forcing her.. he then asked her if they way I was tied up if he needed to ask me too… lol… being us both over the age 18, and him saying he has never seen such a sight.. he let us go with a warning to keep it indoors lol….

The other time I was with a different girlfriend and we were at my old house.. now I live in a far part of the house.. and no one EVER comes in my room. In the entirety of me living there the only times people have is when they absolutely had to and they ALWAYS asked first.
Well so me and my girlfriend were going at it when all the sudden we herd my brother coming up the stairs to my room… apparently he was storing stuff in my closet now that I was away at college and was coming up to get something… so we franticly hid behind my head board which was turned back to the closet… he went in and got what he wanted and left and never knew he almost walked in on me and my gf fully going at it.. after that, we were both soo turned on it was even hotter just to finish off HAHAH

 

[Kailey_86]

i used to get caught all the time because i shared a room with my sis and the doors didn't have locks. i always kept the covers on so it was easy to pretend i was sleeping. If it was too early to be sleeping i was usually able to pull my hand away quickly enough. i think people still knew what was going on but they ignored it. i've been caught by my mom and both of my sisters. i have walked in on all of them as well. i just turn a blind eye and give them their privacy. i don't have to worry about this anymore though. Thank God!

 

[Dreamliner]

There have been about 4 occassions where I have been caught either by myself or with a partner.

A classic was during a conference in Singapore. I hooked-up with a another delegate, both of us caucasian. She had a fantastic body, curves in all the right places.....

Like throbbin bob the room staff walked in on us, two (staff) concierges as one was showing the other how things were done, it was in an upmarket hotel. The ladies came round the corner as we were fucking reverse cowgirl.......my partner did not miss a beat, she just continued on......the Asian women stood and looked, they were so stunned.......but i also suspect one of them was looking closely at the caucasian woman and her beauty......

.....it must have been only 60-90 seconds, there was an apology "so sorry"...and they closed the door behind them.

I had a fantastic view, looking across at the asian women and in the mirror in front of us. Priceless.

We just kept on, although we were laughing about it for a while.

 

[courtneycakes]

Well,
I was 16 and on the phone with my boyfriend. (He was out of town for the summer) It was around 1 in the morning. So we start getting into some hot phone 'action' haha, and I reckon I got a little too loud and next thing I know my moms knocking on my door saying "Can you keep it down, PLEASE!?" I was like "...ok!" I was so embarrassed...but that didn't stop me. So we started at it again and about 5 minutes later my mom knocked on the door with the following response: "COURTNEY!! CAN YOU PLEASE KEEP IT DOWN!? YOURE WAKING UP ME AND THE CATS!"

The next morning she said "so, who were you sharing that intimate moment with?"



Embarrassing at the time. Hilarious now.

 

[myinnerslut]

last year my roomate walked in on my being intamite with my vibrator. luckily i was under the covers (not sure why as im usually on top of them). this year my roomate and i have a system... butterfly on the door means do not come in.

i also had a near miss with my younger brother. A had me bound hand and foot, and gagged on my bed. we were really getting into things, when *knockknockknock* my younger brother was at the door,w anting to say goodnight before he went to bed. i dont think ive ever moved that fast to get untied and throw clothes on, all the while trying to not make any suspiious noises that my little bro could hear or have him wonder why it was taking so long for me to open the door.

 

[Shankara20]

While living in northern California I was driving home on the freeways from a trip out of town, it was a long drive home. I was horny so, being the exhibitionist I am, I stripped naked and drove down the freeway while stroking. Eventually I go off in my own lap while cruising up I-5. I cleaned up a little and just kept driving naked. As I got close to my home I decided to see if I could make it into my garage using the remote opener while still naked. One block away from home I pulled up to the traffic light in the left turn lane and stopped for the red light. Right across the street was a cop having just pulled someone to the side. Then the big pickup truck pulled along side, and the driver had a full view of my nakedness. The light turned green. I turned left. The pickup drove to the cop. I started to get another erection as I raced to my house pushing wildly on the garage door opener. As the overhead door closed to the ground with me standing in my own garage naked I saw the wheels of the cop car drive on by. With my heart pounding in my chest I took hold of my hard cock and pulled off one more.

God – I’m sick.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

While living in northern California I was driving home on the freeways from a trip out of town, it was a long drive home. I was horny so, being the exhibitionist I am, I stripped naked and drove down the freeway while stroking. Eventually I go off in my own lap while cruising up I-5. I cleaned up a little and just kept driving naked. As I got close to my home I decided to see if I could make it into my garage using the remote opener while still naked. One block away from home I pulled up to the traffic light in the left turn lane and stopped for the red light. Right across the street was a cop having just pulled someone to the side. Then the big pickup truck pulled along side, and the driver had a full view of my nakedness. The light turned green. I turned left. The pickup drove to the cop. I started to get another erection as I raced to my house pushing wildly on the garage door opener. As the overhead door closed to the ground with me standing in my own garage naked I saw the wheels of the cop car drive on by. With my heart pounding in my chest I took hold of my hard cock and pulled off one more.

God – I’m sick.

:chuckles:

Now this one I believe.

Guud Lawd Fu can't take you anywhere.

I bet you get all flustered when you read this........

You have the right to remain silent. Ohhh Babee, I mean yes Sir Officer Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. Ohhh yeh detain me puhleaseeee You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you hmmmn yummy 'provided'.

I know the answer to this one......

 

[Byakuya]

I've never actually been caught in the act, but when I was first learning to mastrubate I used to sort of hump a pillow.. well, needless to say the pillow got kinda messy, so I hid it under the bed..

a little while later my sister reached under the bed trying to find the cat and her hand went into the pillow.. she was like "eww, what's that?!?".. so I said "I was feeling sick last night so I kept spitting in my pillow"..

she was grossed out so she ran to the bathroom and washed her hand off.. of course I'm sure the truth would've grossed her out a lot more!

 

[liberatedslave]

My Sir shares a house with friends & his room's downstairs. They've seen bruises & bite marks on me. Nobody's walked in but 1 time when the door was left ajar his housemate walked by as I was begging Sir to use me. The guy above us even asked whether Sir was violent & abusive to me! I had to explain that I enjoy everything he does. I'm hopeless at being quiet & before long they accepted it. I used to feel embarrassed but I just can't be bothered any more.

 

[Shankara20]

You have the right to remain silent. Ohhh Babee, I mean yes Sir Officer Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. Ohhh yeh detain me puhleaseeee You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you hmmmn yummy 'provided'.

I know the answer to this one......

Most erotic reading of my Miranda rights I've ever experienced

bad boi, bad boi, what ya gona do, what ya gona do when they cum for you....

bad boi, bad boi....

 

[wouldloveto]

A couple of times... one embarrassing, one erotic.

First the embarrassing one: I was living in a fire station and beating off to beat the band to a magazine on a day off. My buddy and colleague knocked first but immediately blasted in to tell me about a fire call. I was very near to completion and could not react. He turned red and turned to leave never mentioning it again.

Years before that in college I was living in a coop and was happily masturbating on a Saturday morning. This time I was using only my imagination, thinking hard about a lovely woman in a certain class. My eyes were closed and I was at the absolute denouement of act when my house mate Kate knocked and entered. I had not heard the knock and she told me later the she took my grunting to be an acknowledgment of her query to enter. Just as she entered I ejaculated a rather copious load (I was young and deprived of much sexual contact at the time). My eyes opened to see her wide eyed at my semen spurting up and all over my belly, hand and penis. I could not even cover up as I was in the throws of climax, at least it was delayed. To my great surprise and delight she came and knelt at the edge of my bed and and placed her hand gently on my softening member, whispered to me that what she had seen was amazing and kissed me full on the lips. Her other had spread my semen on my belly and chest and finally went to her lips to taste.

We became very good friends with benefits and enjoyed each other throughout my tenure in college. We remain good friends even though we are very far away.

 

[ReindeerFlotilla]

catching can be just as fun as caught

When i was in college, i dropped by my girlfriend's dorm room to leave a message on her board, figuring that since she didn't answer the phone, she must have already left early for evening classes. I had barely finished a dry-erase (and i was hoping, very romantic) message when her roomate walks around the corner into the hall, keys in hand, reads it while i tried to look casually nonchalant, says it's cute, offers to let me wait for her to return inside while opening the door. The first surprise was the loud-ish girl voiced squeak and rustle of the bed being hastily rearranged, then a louder moan and the thump of her hitting the floor...we had quite surprised her roomate getting a quick orgasm in before leaving for class. In her haste to cover up when she heard the keys in the lock, the button on her jeans caught in the woven blanket, and the dial control on the vibrator got cranked up high from rubbing across the sheet, and she got her legs tangled in the pant legs and blanket. So we come in to a scene of her naked hips dangling half off the edge of the bed, vibrator pushed out and madly dancing around on the bedsheets, her legs at an awkward spread angle. It wasn't quite as traumatic as getting caught by parents, perhaps because we never made it to class afterwards, but her roomate took notes.
No wonder she didn't answer the phone!

 

[WriterDom]

No, but once I was fucking my girlfriend at the drive in movie. We were both about 17 I guess. When I got done, I threw the rubber out the window. Later we drove to the drive in hamburger joint that was almost right across the street and parked next to some friends. They started laughing their asses off. Turns out the rubber stuck to the door.

 

[marieR19]

Ack, never actually been "caught", but been way too close way too many times.

I live with my mom and stepdad, so I have to take advantage of the alone time I have when they are at work.... And I like to masterbate with things in my ass. *groans* not a good combination. There have been three or four times, that I remember, where my mom has come home from work early and I've been under the covers with something up my ass. *cringes* Thank god I was under the covers!! A part of me knows it's possible that she's realized what's going on, but I really hope not. lol


Heather

 

[NoLeafClover7]

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[master_xander]

Awkward Story

So when I was 16 I was at my friend Mo's(as in Muhammad) house spending the night with a couple friends. It was the first night I ever tried to eat some fungi, so we did. And at about 5 in the morning I'm on my friends computer jerkin off, and his conservative islamic mother walks in and catches me, with really wide eyes. When I think about it now, she was pretty sexy, but at the time i was scared as fuck.

 

[shykitten78]

When I was about 16 I was in my b/f bedroom at his parents house and we started to have a bit of fun. His parents were downstairs but thought we'd here them coming up stairs..anyway start getting into it and his dad walks in the room, saw his sons ass boobing away and went back out and said what he wanted through the door. I couldnt stop laughing.

There is a thrill though in being caught