CCG’s Cave of Confessions

Obviously this post is NOT a dude

One doesn’t become friends with Zuckerberg. He is some sort of evil cyborg collecting souls one fb account at a time. He will suck you in, pretend to like you but never be your friend.
He literally started Facebook because he couldn’t make friends and meet girls the normal way
 
“My confession is that I was an accidental prostitute for a while!

Hopefully you'll know what I mean about accidental afterwards, lol.

When I was an 18 year old fully legal senior, I had a part time job at a dentist's office as a receptionist. One day, the dentist asked me if I would like to earn some money babysitting for his kids. I'd met them, and they seemed like good kids so I agreed. Plus, he said he'd pay well, and he did.

The first few times, all was normal. Then one evening I went over and the kids and his wife were not there. He said they were at the grandparents and he was sorry for the mix-up. Then he said, since I was already there, maybe I'd like a drink? Now, I was one of those rare teens who didn't drink normally, but it sounded exciting.

You know where this is leading.

This happened several times. I never asked him for money, but he always insisted. Sometimes he'd slip it in my purse or coat pocket. And it was a LOT. I didn't want him to pay - I was a stupid young woman who was thrilled that this older, accomplished man wanted to be with me. He always paid, though.

I eventually started feeling really guilty, so I ended up quitting. I went away to college not long after, so nothing really came of it, but it helped with some of my expenses at school.“
 
“My confession is that I was an accidental prostitute for a while!

Hopefully you'll know what I mean about accidental afterwards, lol.

When I was an 18 year old fully legal senior, I had a part time job at a dentist's office as a receptionist. One day, the dentist asked me if I would like to earn some money babysitting for his kids. I'd met them, and they seemed like good kids so I agreed. Plus, he said he'd pay well, and he did.

The first few times, all was normal. Then one evening I went over and the kids and his wife were not there. He said they were at the grandparents and he was sorry for the mix-up. Then he said, since I was already there, maybe I'd like a drink? Now, I was one of those rare teens who didn't drink normally, but it sounded exciting.

You know where this is leading.

This happened several times. I never asked him for money, but he always insisted. Sometimes he'd slip it in my purse or coat pocket. And it was a LOT. I didn't want him to pay - I was a stupid young woman who was thrilled that this older, accomplished man wanted to be with me. He always paid, though.


I eventually started feeling really guilty, so I ended up quitting. I went away to college not long after, so nothing really came of it, but it helped with some of my expenses at school.“
On one hand, I can't imagine being the guy that has the gall to try this. On the other hand, good for her making some coin in the most fun way possible.
 
“When it comes to sexting, cybering, phone sex, i do not actually cum when I say I do. In fact I do not get off at all and I just really enjoy knowing the other person got off.“
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...except I never say I do, I just let them believe I did.
 
“My confession is that I was an accidental prostitute for a while!

Hopefully you'll know what I mean about accidental afterwards, lol.

When I was an 18 year old fully legal senior, I had a part time job at a dentist's office as a receptionist. One day, the dentist asked me if I would like to earn some money babysitting for his kids. I'd met them, and they seemed like good kids so I agreed. Plus, he said he'd pay well, and he did.

The first few times, all was normal. Then one evening I went over and the kids and his wife were not there. He said they were at the grandparents and he was sorry for the mix-up. Then he said, since I was already there, maybe I'd like a drink? Now, I was one of those rare teens who didn't drink normally, but it sounded exciting.

You know where this is leading.

This happened several times. I never asked him for money, but he always insisted. Sometimes he'd slip it in my purse or coat pocket. And it was a LOT. I didn't want him to pay - I was a stupid young woman who was thrilled that this older, accomplished man wanted to be with me. He always paid, though.


I eventually started feeling really guilty, so I ended up quitting. I went away to college not long after, so nothing really came of it, but it helped with some of my expenses at school.“
Did he apologize for the "mix up" every time or drop the pretense after a bit?
 
“My confession is that I was an accidental prostitute for a while!

Hopefully you'll know what I mean about accidental afterwards, lol.

When I was an 18 year old fully legal senior, I had a part time job at a dentist's office as a receptionist. One day, the dentist asked me if I would like to earn some money babysitting for his kids. I'd met them, and they seemed like good kids so I agreed. Plus, he said he'd pay well, and he did.

The first few times, all was normal. Then one evening I went over and the kids and his wife were not there. He said they were at the grandparents and he was sorry for the mix-up. Then he said, since I was already there, maybe I'd like a drink? Now, I was one of those rare teens who didn't drink normally, but it sounded exciting.

You know where this is leading.

This happened several times. I never asked him for money, but he always insisted. Sometimes he'd slip it in my purse or coat pocket. And it was a LOT. I didn't want him to pay - I was a stupid young woman who was thrilled that this older, accomplished man wanted to be with me. He always paid, though.


I eventually started feeling really guilty, so I ended up quitting. I went away to college not long after, so nothing really came of it, but it helped with some of my expenses at school.“
I am curious how often this happens. Anyone ever see ”the babysitters”? W john leguizano
 
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