CCG’s Cave of Confessions

[SirConradPeckereye]

Id kick Zuckerberg out of my threesome and just have @crazychemgirl to myself

So spoon on Panda action....

 

[UnquietDreams]

And what I've learned from the confessions is to always demand proof of orgasm

"Oh, that was beautiful! I came!"

"Prove it. I want photographic evidence next to today's paper."

Proof of Cum ...

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I borrow books from the library then turn my kindle to airplane mode so they never get returned before I'm done.

 

[base10]

"Oh, that was beautiful! I came!"

"Prove it. I want photographic evidence next to today's paper."

Proof of Cum ...

I can get some cum way easier than a paper newspaper

 

[UnquietDreams]

I can get some cum way easier than a paper newspaper

You have to be prepared for anything with OP.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

And what I've learned from the confessions is to always demand proof of orgasm

So snail mail you a polariod?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

"Oh, that was beautiful! I came!"

"Prove it. I want photographic evidence next to today's paper."

Proof of Cum ...

It's like we've boned before
But you missed that I also need my name said and the time stated. Remember to use military time so there's no am/ pm confusion.
I read the confessions. I know what you guys are recycling.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

One time I bought like a 5 gallon tub of mustard because it made me happy. It is still unopened in my cabinet. It will probably expire before I use it. I have wondered if the boy scout troop asking for good donations will want it.

 

[Qky75]

One time I bought like a 5 gallon tub of mustard because it made me happy. It is still unopened in my cabinet. It will probably expire before I use it. I have wondered if the boy scout troop asking for good donations will want it.

New kink unlocked.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

New kink unlocked.

You want... My... Mustard?

 

[__Nathan1968]

You want... My... Mustard?

That’s a better answer than the boy scouts.

 

[Qky75]

That’s a better answer than the boy scouts.

Bruhhhh ... Omfg I'm dead

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Bruhhhh ... Omfg I'm dead

Was it Colonel Mustard in the kitchen?

 

[Mada69]

Was it Colonel Mustard in the kitchen?

With the lead pipe.

 

[Qky75]

You want... My... Mustard?

The yellow sessions: candlelight and mustard.

Cue background music myyy bologna has a first name....

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

With the lead pipe.

I would've guessed a hot dog

 

[Qky75]

With the lead pipe.

That was Ms. White by herself in the kitchen with the candlestick

 

[BrendaBear]

"Oh, that was beautiful! I came!"

"Prove it. I want photographic evidence next to today's paper."

Proof of Cum ...

Um.... these kids don't even know what that is...

 

[__Nathan1968]

Was it Colonel Mustard in the kitchen?

With ropes. Ropes of what, I don’t know.

 

[BrendaBear]

With ropes. Ropes of what, I don’t know.

Ropes?

 

[JackKingOff]

Um.... these kids don't even know what that is...

I only ever read for the comics and sports… ooh the sunday adds too! The rest was sn expensive fire starter

 

[Qky75]

With ropes. Ropes of what, I don’t know.

No no that was Mr. Green and Ms Scarlett in the Billiard room with the rope

 

[JackKingOff]

No no that was Mr. Green and Ms Scarlett in the Billiard room with the rope

Was the candle stick in there too, i am missing mine…

 

[UnquietDreams]

 

[LostHorizon]

“When it comes to sexting, cybering, phone sex, i do not actually cum when I say I do. In fact I do not get off at all and I just really enjoy knowing the other person got off.“

Obviously this post is NOT a dude.