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Same, dudeI sent one but I don't think it was scandalous enough
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Same, dudeI sent one but I don't think it was scandalous enough
Poor JoeSame, dude
Poor Joe?!?! He got what was coming to him. ProbablyPoor Joe
yeah, i've definitely done this...i've done it on the phone though too. sometimes it's just not going to happen. it doesn't mean the experience isn't amazing. i am way more about my partner's pleasure than my own anyway. it's just extremely hot hearing a woman finish.I have 100% lied about cyber-cumming …. But I’m also not a huge cyber-sex fan in general … so it’s not really an experience I enjoy.
I need better friends.“My first 3sum was with my best friend and her then-boyfriend. Her and I got it on first and she and I played while he fucked her. I didn’t want to fuck him, though, so I left before he got a chance. Years later her and. I had another 3sum with her and my then-boyfriend. We’re still friends 20+ years later.”
Every guy I’ve ever met always says that it’s always about the women’s pleasure anyway and yet almost none of them have been good at the female orgasm.. just sayinyeah, i've definitely done this...i've done it on the phone though too. sometimes it's just not going to happen. it doesn't mean the experience isn't amazing. i am way more about my partner's pleasure than my own anyway. it's just extremely hot hearing a woman finish.
I do enjoy it with the right partner, but that's not easy to come by (no pun intended!) I don't usually fake it, but I definitely have on rare occasions. Sometimes, time runs out or something, and you don't want to leave somebody hanging. You can be sure I used all that sexual energy to cum as soon as I had the chance, though!I have 100% lied about cyber-cumming …. But I’m also not a huge cyber-sex fan in general … so it’s not really an experience I enjoy.
Truth.Every guy I’ve ever met always says that it’s always about the women’s pleasure anyway and yet almost none of them have been good at the female orgasm.. just sayin
ouch, but fair, im not fishing, haha.Every guy I’ve ever met always says that it’s always about the women’s pleasure anyway and yet almost none of them have been good at the female orgasm.. just sayin
Honesty is the best policyI don't lie. I tell them when I do, and I tell them when I don't. What's it matter anyway. It's still fun.
Scofflaw
That famous Judas Priest song, "Scoffing at the Law."I'm very drugs and rock n roll. With all my kindle reading and waking up at 5am
I really want a facepalm reactionThat famous Judas Priest song, "Scoffing at the Law."
Oh Shit! Literally!“When I was young and really inexperienced sexually, I got into a relationship with someone way ahead of me. One night, she introduced me to anal beads. She got on her hands and knees and told me to insert a string of beads into her butt one at a time.
So, I get quite a few in there. And she's loving it. Then she tells me to pull them out. Now, she didn't say pull them out slow, she just said pull them out. So, I rip them out like I'm starting a lawnmower. She screams (half ecstacy half horror) as she's screaming, crap just starts pouring out of her ass. I started screaming. She started crying. I almost puked.
We were together for another year. Never did that again EVER.”
That's absolutely fucking hilarious. And something I want to do out of sheer wickedness.“When I was young and really inexperienced sexually, I got into a relationship with someone way ahead of me. One night, she introduced me to anal beads. She got on her hands and knees and told me to insert a string of beads into her butt one at a time.
So, I get quite a few in there. And she's loving it. Then she tells me to pull them out. Now, she didn't say pull them out slow, she just said pull them out. So, I rip them out like I'm starting a lawnmower. She screams (half ecstacy half horror) as she's screaming, crap just starts pouring out of her ass. I started screaming. She started crying. I almost puked.
We were together for another year. Never did that again EVER.”
Really want to hear more about this.“I’ve cheated on my husband a few times, all with other women. My marriage is sexless with a capital S. I convinced myself I’d found a loophole by sleeping with women. Trust me, I felt bad about it. Until the 3rd time, when my friend fucked me with her strap-on. Then I felt really good.“
Yeah. I'm gonna need detailsReally want to hear more about this.
Who hasn’t lied at one time or another about cyber cumming? We all have lied about it at one time or another.I have 100% lied about cyber-cumming …. But I’m also not a huge cyber-sex fan in general … so it’s not really an experience I enjoy.
nopeWho hasn’t lied at one time or another about cyber cumming? We all have lied about it at one time or another.
Never??nope