CCG’s Cave of Confessions

“My first 3sum was with my best friend and her then-boyfriend. Her and I got it on first and she and I played while he fucked her. I didn’t want to fuck him, though, so I left before he got a chance. Years later her and. I had another 3sum with her and my then-boyfriend. We’re still friends 20+ years later.”
 
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I have 100% lied about cyber-cumming …. But I’m also not a huge cyber-sex fan in general … so it’s not really an experience I enjoy.
yeah, i've definitely done this...i've done it on the phone though too. sometimes it's just not going to happen. it doesn't mean the experience isn't amazing. i am way more about my partner's pleasure than my own anyway. it's just extremely hot hearing a woman finish.
 
“My first 3sum was with my best friend and her then-boyfriend. Her and I got it on first and she and I played while he fucked her. I didn’t want to fuck him, though, so I left before he got a chance. Years later her and. I had another 3sum with her and my then-boyfriend. We’re still friends 20+ years later.”
I need better friends.
 
yeah, i've definitely done this...i've done it on the phone though too. sometimes it's just not going to happen. it doesn't mean the experience isn't amazing. i am way more about my partner's pleasure than my own anyway. it's just extremely hot hearing a woman finish.
Every guy I’ve ever met always says that it’s always about the women’s pleasure anyway and yet almost none of them have been good at the female orgasm.. just sayin
 
I have 100% lied about cyber-cumming …. But I’m also not a huge cyber-sex fan in general … so it’s not really an experience I enjoy.
I do enjoy it with the right partner, but that's not easy to come by (no pun intended!) I don't usually fake it, but I definitely have on rare occasions. Sometimes, time runs out or something, and you don't want to leave somebody hanging. You can be sure I used all that sexual energy to cum as soon as I had the chance, though!

And then sometimes, I just say, I'm not going to have time right now - let's finish later! That has its own kind of anticipation built in, and can be fun in its own right.
 
That famous Judas Priest song, "Scoffing at the Law."

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“When I was young and really inexperienced sexually, I got into a relationship with someone way ahead of me. One night, she introduced me to anal beads. She got on her hands and knees and told me to insert a string of beads into her butt one at a time.

So, I get quite a few in there. And she's loving it. Then she tells me to pull them out. Now, she didn't say pull them out slow, she just said pull them out. So, I rip them out like I'm starting a lawnmower. She screams (half ecstacy half horror) as she's screaming, crap just starts pouring out of her ass. I started screaming. She started crying. I almost puked.

We were together for another year. Never did that again EVER.”
 
“I’ve cheated on my husband a few times, all with other women. My marriage is sexless with a capital S. I convinced myself I’d found a loophole by sleeping with women. Trust me, I felt bad about it. Until the 3rd time, when my friend fucked me with her strap-on. Then I felt really good.“
 
“When I was young and really inexperienced sexually, I got into a relationship with someone way ahead of me. One night, she introduced me to anal beads. She got on her hands and knees and told me to insert a string of beads into her butt one at a time.

So, I get quite a few in there. And she's loving it. Then she tells me to pull them out. Now, she didn't say pull them out slow, she just said pull them out. So, I rip them out like I'm starting a lawnmower. She screams (half ecstacy half horror) as she's screaming, crap just starts pouring out of her ass. I started screaming. She started crying. I almost puked.

We were together for another year. Never did that again EVER.”
Oh Shit! Literally!
TV gif. Mila Kunis as Jackie in That Seventies Show throws herself forward and backward as she laughs hysterically.
 
“When I was young and really inexperienced sexually, I got into a relationship with someone way ahead of me. One night, she introduced me to anal beads. She got on her hands and knees and told me to insert a string of beads into her butt one at a time.

So, I get quite a few in there. And she's loving it. Then she tells me to pull them out. Now, she didn't say pull them out slow, she just said pull them out. So, I rip them out like I'm starting a lawnmower. She screams (half ecstacy half horror) as she's screaming, crap just starts pouring out of her ass. I started screaming. She started crying. I almost puked.

We were together for another year. Never did that again EVER.”
That's absolutely fucking hilarious. And something I want to do out of sheer wickedness.
 
This one comes to us from “Sex for Nuggets and Tots”

“I started chatting with this guy I met on OKCupid and we hit it off right away. Sexy, flirty chats and phone calls led to finally meeting up. When I got to his place my clothes were off in less than fifteen minutes. We fucked twice and then he said he needed to make a few DoorDash runs. I knew he did that but I didn't know that was part if the plan for our evening... I decided to go with him anyway. What the hell... Basically we just waited around in parking lots until he got a decent paying request. He would kiss and grope me between runs, so it wasn't all bad. After a couple hours he asked if I was hungry, I said yes. He asked how I felt about chicken nuggets and tater tots... I said I wasn't picky but secretly I was thinking... nuggets and tots?? Really?? We got back to his place and fucked while waiting for the nuggets and tots to cook.. in the oven thankfully. If he had microwaved them I would have left. I have some standards! He offered me Frank's Buffalo Sauce and a knock-off Chick-fil-A sauce for dipping. It was pretty good.

Now every time I eat chicken nuggets and tater tots I think about him... The moral of the story? If the sex is good, honestly best I've ever had, does the food really matter?”
 
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