CCG’s Cave of Confessions

[MischiefMakerAlways]

“I saw a pic of a sausage wielding trollop that regularly posts around here. All I can say is that pic was hot and was giving me very improper thoughts about him.“

We don't know who wrote it, but it seems @Qky75 has an admirer! Lucky bastard.

“I'm in conversations with another Litster to meet up and attend a sex club together. It won't happen until next year at least but we keep getting off together with discussions about what might happen.“

I need better friends

 

[Tallulah82]

Who me?


I tell everyone that … especially @MindYaBitness

He's sulking because it was me. He thinks I'm easy.

I won't tell anyone that you haven't told me to keep my pants closed.

 

[TXRafe]

He's sulking because it was me. He thinks I'm easy.

I won't tell anyone that you haven't told me to keep my pants closed.

she acts like we don't know who that sausage confession is from and it certainly isn't about me...

 

[MindYaBitness]

Who me?


I tell everyone that … especially @MindYaBitness

Won't you look just once??? I charged the battery and everything!

 

[TXRafe]

Won't you look just once??? I charged the battery and everything!

aaayyyoooo

 

[MindYaBitness]

“I saw a pic of a sausage wielding trollop that regularly posts around here. All I can say is that pic was hot and was giving me very improper thoughts about him.“

I don't know who wrote this, but my amigovio shall heretofore be labeled my Sausage Wielding Trollop

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

“I am absolutely hopelessly crushing on a member here. I find them incredibly beautiful and the come across so intelligent. They have also shown interest in similar things that I enjoy.
I’d never ever reach out and they 100% have no idea but I just watch in awe“

So I’m gonna be the boring dad in the group and point out that you should absolutely attempt to engage and interact with people you like…you should do so ON THREAD first without ANY expectation of anything more than some fun conversation and see where things go from there. There’s NO need to jump in with declarations of love in PM. I’ve said before and I’ll say again, reading the room is a skill that many folks here really need to practice.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I don't know who wrote this, but my amigovio shall heretofore be labeled my Sausage Wielding Trollop

Yeah, way to play it cool that it wasn’t your confession.

 

[crazychemgirl]

“Many many years ago I was exploring BDSM and I visited dommes somewhat regularly. On one occasion I was curious about medical sessions so I scheduled a latex/med/bondage scenario. After the preliminaries were concluded and we were ready to go. I was strapped onto a medical table with my feet up in stirrups and the domme began her procedure. A lubed finger slipped into me easily and it felt nice. Another finger went in and she started wiggling them around to loosen me up. Again, quite pleasant. I’m laying there grooving on the sensation when all of a sudden a third finger shows up. A bit snug but doable. I’m thinking the dildo must be pretty big. I relax into it when a fourth finger shows up! This one takes some doing and more lube is applied but it too eventually goes in. I’m beginning to wonder what’s going on. And then...she starts working her thumb in! I’m being fisted! Well, not quite. My poor butt was not going to let any more strangers in but she did manage to get most of her hand in there. I came in for a pegging and left with a (almost) fisting!“

 

[BrendaBear]

So I’m gonna be the boring dad in the group and point out that you should absolutely attempt to engage and interact with people you like…you should do so ON THREAD first without ANY expectation of anything more than some fun conversation and see where things go from there. There’s NO need to jump in with declarations of love in PM. I’ve said before and I’ll say again, reading the room is a skill that many folks here really need to practice.

Wow… that was really good and not a single dad joke in sight… who are you, and what have you done with our monkey??

I mean, if you are just spanking the monkey, that’s totally fine but…

 

[Qky75]

So I’m gonna be the boring dad in the group and point out that you should absolutely attempt to engage and interact with people you like…you should do so ON THREAD first without ANY expectation of anything more than some fun conversation and see where things go from there. There’s NO need to jump in with declarations of love in PM. I’ve said before and I’ll say again, reading the room is a skill that many folks here really need to practice.

Damnit. Gimme 4 minutes to delete my DM to you before our lives irrevocably change for the worse.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Yeah, way to play it cool that it wasn’t your confession.

Lol, I just hadcthis discussion , this absolutely would've been my confession if this thread started in January!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I came in for a pegging and left with a (almost) fisting!“

Every time I take my car in for service

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

So I’m gonna be the boring dad in the group and point out that you should absolutely attempt to engage and interact with people you like…you should do so ON THREAD first without ANY expectation of anything more than some fun conversation and see where things go from there. There’s NO need to jump in with declarations of love in PM. I’ve said before and I’ll say again, reading the room is a skill that many folks here really need to practice.

I'm more illiterate than my dog

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Damnit. Gimme 4 minutes to delete my DM to you before our lives irrevocably change for the worse.

Oh you read the room right there big boy. Don’t you delete nothing.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Wow… that was really good and not a single dad joke in sight… who are you, and what have you done with our monkey??

I mean, if you are just spanking the monkey, that’s totally fine but…

There’s no JUST about it. It’s a full time gig!

 

[TXRafe]

Wow… that was really good and not a single dad joke in sight… who are you, and what have you done with our monkey??

I mean, if you are just spanking the monkey, that’s totally fine but…

Every time I take my car in for service

right on queue with the dad joke

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Every time I take my car in for service

Either you need a new mechanic, or you have the best one.

 

[Qky75]

Either you need a new mechanic, or you have the best one.

Special 5 finger discount

 

[crazychemgirl]

Lol, I just hadcthis discussion , this absolutely would've been my confession if this thread started in January!

I’m so glad this thread exists SIMPLY for that one phrase.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Every time I take my car in for service

At least there's plenty of lube around

 

[crazychemgirl]

“when I first met my husband we did a lot of experimenting (as one does in the beginnings of a relationship) and one time it turned out horribly. We were fooling around with ropes and he was tying me up on the bed. Here I am, ass up in the air, arms tied behind my back and him spanking me when the door suddenly swings open and his son is on the other side. He closed that door so fast. To this day, we’re not sure how much he saw (because my husband was somewhat behind me blocking the view from the door). I don’t know that he’s ever spoken to him about it but him and I still chuckle about the memory.”

 

[MindYaBitness]

“when I first met my husband we did a lot of experimenting (as one does in the beginnings of a relationship) and one time it turned out horribly. We were fooling around with ropes and he was tying me up on the bed. Here I am, ass up in the air, arms tied behind my back and him spanking me when the door suddenly swings open and his son is on the other side. He closed that door so fast. To this day, we’re not sure how much he saw (because my husband was somewhat behind me blocking the view from the door). I don’t know that he’s ever spoken to him about it but him and I still chuckle about the memory.”

"When a mommy and daddy love eachother very much, they give eachother a special hug..."

 

[AlwaysDancing]

So I’m gonna be the boring dad in the group and point out that you should absolutely attempt to engage and interact with people you like…you should do so ON THREAD first without ANY expectation of anything more than some fun conversation and see where things go from there. There’s NO need to jump in with declarations of love in PM. I’ve said before and I’ll say again, reading the room is a skill that many folks here really need to practice.

Thanks, Dad.

 

[Qky75]

"When a mommy and daddy love eachother very much, they give eachother a special hug..."

I accidentally walked in on my grandparents .....in their 70s. Now, I appreciate how much they were still in love but I think I knew that without being traumatized.