Challenge - How Distinctive Is Your Writing?

impressive said:
She'll truncate.

I'm not answering for her, but I don't think she will..........*shrug*


Selena if you read the very first post with the challenge rules, it says, no more than 500 words

*curtsy*
 
Skip1934a said:
If she truncates my very slight overage, she'll remove the punch lines.

Folow the rule of Strunk and White: "Omit needless words." ;)
 
starrkers said:
Folow the rule of Strunk and White: "Omit needless words." ;)

I tend to follow the rule of Horace Greeley, "Go West, young man."

ETA--The needless words are my best ones... :D
 
As I already posted to amicus, I won't be cutting anyone off like has been done in one of the previous contests. I may next time, though. Following instructions is definitely NOT one of the AH's strengths. :rolleyes: :D
 
minsue said:
As I already posted to amicus, I won't be cutting anyone off like has been done in one of the previous contests. I may next time, though. Following instructions is definitely NOT one of the AH's strengths. :rolleyes: :D

Wuss.
 
impressive said:
:p

Only because I didn't warn them ahead of time. Next time, it'll be in the instructions that "no more than" means no more than and their entry will be chopped accordingly.

We just have to train people to write vignettes or submit excerpts instead of whole stories. ;)
 
minsue said:
:p

Only because I didn't warn them ahead of time. Next time, it'll be in the instructions that "no more than" means no more than and their entry will be chopped accordingly.

We just have to train people to write vignettes or submit excerpts instead of whole stories. ;)


I for one need this kind of heavy handedness...teach me? :( get your whips and crops out...:)D)
 
Lauren Hynde said:
I agree! No more than 500! :cool:

Dear Lauren,

Is that an official Literotica number because I thought the limit was 750!! I've e-mailed you seventeen times about my entry for the Valentine contest which you keep rejecting because of formatting or something. Well let me tell you, there are a lot worse stories on Lit. than mine. nearly all the stories on the site can't even spell properly for e.g colour or centre.
Is it because I am ethnic? because if it is then that is totally unfair and I shall be reporting you to the internet and I hope they pull down your server.
 
gauchecritic said:
Dear Lauren,

Is that an official Literotica number because I thought the limit was 750!! I've e-mailed you seventeen times about my entry for the Valentine contest which you keep rejecting because of formatting or something. Well let me tell you, there are a lot worse stories on Lit. than mine. nearly all the stories on the site can't even spell properly for e.g colour or centre.
Is it because I am ethnic? because if it is then that is totally unfair and I shall be reporting you to the internet and I hope they pull down your server.
Pull my finger. :p
 
When you do your contest, you can chop them up without warning them ahead of time. :cool: Now be nice or I'll pack up all my porn entries and go play somewhere else. :p
 
Oh, you know I will! :D

And what do you mean, be nice? I am nice! I'm even wearing my marshmallow-nice avatar today.
 
Lauren Hynde said:
Oh, you know I will! :D

And what do you mean, be nice? I am nice! I'm even wearing my marshmallow-nice avatar today.
That's exactly the color that I want to paint Abstrutions.
 
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