Skip1934a
just biding my time
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impressive said:She'll truncate.
If she truncates my very slight overage, she'll remove the punch lines.
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impressive said:She'll truncate.
Skip1934a said:If she truncates my very slight overage, she'll remove the punch lines.
impressive said:She'll truncate.
Skip1934a said:If she truncates my very slight overage, she'll remove the punch lines.
starrkers said:Folow the rule of Strunk and White: "Omit needless words."![]()

minsue said:As I already posted to amicus, I won't be cutting anyone off like has been done in one of the previous contests. I may next time, though. Following instructions is definitely NOT one of the AH's strengths.![]()
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impressive said:Wuss.

minsue said:
Only because I didn't warn them ahead of time. Next time, it'll be in the instructions that "no more than" means no more than and their entry will be chopped accordingly.
We just have to train people to write vignettes or submit excerpts instead of whole stories.![]()
I agree! No more than 500!impressive said:Wuss.
Lauren Hynde said:I agree! No more than 500!![]()
Pull my finger.gauchecritic said:Dear Lauren,
Is that an official Literotica number because I thought the limit was 750!! I've e-mailed you seventeen times about my entry for the Valentine contest which you keep rejecting because of formatting or something. Well let me tell you, there are a lot worse stories on Lit. than mine. nearly all the stories on the site can't even spell properly for e.g colour or centre.
Is it because I am ethnic? because if it is then that is totally unfair and I shall be reporting you to the internet and I hope they pull down your server.


That's exactly the color that I want to paint Abstrutions.Lauren Hynde said:Oh, you know I will!
And what do you mean, be nice? I am nice! I'm even wearing my marshmallow-nice avatar today.
*pats Neo's head* Good boy.neonurotic said:Done procrastinating and it's 500 words exactly.

That's titty pink.minsue said:That's exactly the color that I want to paint Abstrutions.
Lauren Hynde said:You're a titty.

No, but I know where there are some for me tucked in a warm bed.Lauren Hynde said:You're a titty.

You were up till now? Get to bed, damn it!neonurotic said:No, but I know where there are some for me tucked in a warm bed.
Goodnight (good morning).![]()

Fallenfromgrace said:I like...now do one in blue![]()

Lauren Hynde said:
