*her eyes open wide and she looks at Dan, mouthing the word "no" and shaking her head and sighs when his eyes open wide at her as if telling her "get your ass up here now". she sighs a defeated sigh and makes her way towards the blue screen for the weather. she turns to face the camera, putting on her best smile*
Hello, I'm Vanessa Ima Dumass Winston and now for the weather. *she looks behind her and both brows go up as it's a blue screen and then looks towards the moniter, a nervous laugh being heard* Ok, over here in... *motions around behind her with a hand* Um... here in... *she looks towards the camera, eyes shifting from left to right* It just looks good all over and don't worry that tomorrow I'll be wearing the new uniform. *holds the "uniform" up* And now back to Dan.
Off camera- "Damnit people, you've got to get things right!" Walks over to the newbie with a Gothic Sidhe outfit in black silk and lace. "Try this- bit warmer and still does the job. Silly boys."
Wearing her own buisness suit with a deep V-neck and short pleated skirt, Nicholaa was sexy professional.
She feels Dan walk up behind her. "So they're running the peice from Fuzzz right?"
Yea We Are Going to Use The Fuz^3 pice When We Can Find It Hay Inturn Yoour Cute .
* gose back on Camra.*
Dan Talon here. Arnel sworzinager is Cavorner Of Calaforna. And Has stocked his staf full Of all the women that claimed he had molested him . And Now they Claim that his Waif is Molesting theam Now. . All i have to say Is Go Arneld
An Unknown man Walks On Comra he lookes like he walked out of the seventies. Long hair and A Beard Music starts to Play And He Starts To Sing
People are strange when you're a stranger
Faces look ugly when you're alone
Women seem wicked when you're unwanted
Streets are uneven when you're down
When you're strange
Faces come out of the rain
When you're strange
No one remembers your name
When you're strange
When you're strange
When you're strange
People are strange when you're a stranger
Faces look ugly when you're alone
Women seem wicked when you're unwanted
Streets are uneven when you're down
When you're strange
Faces come out of the rain
When you're strange
No one remembers your name
When you're strange
When you're strange
When you're strange
When you're strange
Faces come out of the rain
When you're strange
No one remembers your name
When you're strange
When you're strange
When you're strange
*blindfolded and hog tied being carried out of the station.*
Hello I'm Cats Furry with a speacil news report. I have just been kidnapped. This just in, I have prepared a speacil statement. HHEEELLLPPP!!! MMEEEEEE!!!!!
*Radom worker at the station looks then continues to walk by.* Camera man if your still with me get the license plate number!
*had been jammin' along with the old man, singing softly and doing the whole Stevie Wonder head moving thing. she clears her throat as some people look at her* What? Like you don't do it?
*turns and heads off, three inch, black Gucci heels clicking against the floor. sporting the outfit Nicholaa gave her. she fixes herself in all the right places before walking on camera. cues the corny intro music*
Hello, this is Vanessa Ima Dumass Smith with breaking news. Roy, from the ambigously ga... wonderful duo, Sigfried and Roy is doing to a-ok. It's amazing now a days that you can have a major artery damaged and still pull through. *winks to the camera* We're happy to hear that... but now there are different takes on what happened that fateful day. Many believe that Roy was mauled by the tiger, others say "helped". We now go live with... *looks around, shrugging idly to the cameraman* ...someone out on the streets to get people's opinions. *smiles*
Hay dont adjust your dile i am being brodcasted on Both News shows people . This CHuck U Farlie From The Weekend News Im Here With the sexy ancerNichla, . So miss nicholla WHy Are Yall On Strike
* Dan talon Was shoked he was surprised at the word Baby. his hand sliped in to his Poket where the ring he had bought A month ago was he was gooing to ask her to marry him till the strikk A cuured .
OOC: Do you realize how out of paw this has gotten? LOL oh well...
Nicholaa: "Down with the Union, down with tyranny!" Sexy protester woman.
Suddenly, after an interview, there's Dan with a ring and she's saying yes and he's giving up the Union and they're all back at work!
Yeah!
yea i know Ithink This show is over .At least we got Your new one . We better put A link in here Hay DOnt Ceth Jax Yet I want him To Stay as a double agent right now ok
Yeah, Cats, the Lit 285 News has died, sadly enough.
*sets a chair on a table.*
Sad to close the old girl down but it had to happen sometime. And we've got the Weekend news to do now...
*hits a light switch*
Goodbye Lit News- you shall live on in our hearts and nightmares.
*Que Giant scrolling Text that Say Channel 285 Lit News And The Punck song "Bouncing Of the Walls Again Plays in the back ground Camras pan over to The Ancors desk A young Musculer gothinc Puck style but good looking guy Sits News brifs in his hands.*
Hello peopel This is every ones Faverit Entertaiment reprter from The Weekend news here Chuck U Farlie With A great Anounce ment The man Has given me The head ancor spot here at the Big News Show wich they are Bringing Back Now Lets get this Party started Is they any news to report