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DarkTalon
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Damras come back on And dan smirks at nicholaa " Dan talon here And this just in A party just broke out at the with hous when a party of deligats Ate some Brownys sent to them Bye Fuz^3.. One Deligat was quoted in saying " This is some goood SHit"
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Speacil report
OOC: Was this party a trhead that I missed? I'm all concerned now.
*Yawns* What do you mean I'm on? What do you mean sausage weilding killer? *Turns around* Oh crap. *Gets slammed into the camrea by fling meat. *Screen is covered in static.*
OOC: Was this party a trhead that I missed? I'm all concerned now.
*Yawns* What do you mean I'm on? What do you mean sausage weilding killer? *Turns around* Oh crap. *Gets slammed into the camrea by fling meat. *Screen is covered in static.*
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Hello I'm Cats Furry you may Rember me from such trheads as Dragon Ball New Warriors, HighSchool Blues, Tenchi Art and Magic Suplies, and Holy Hole in the Plot Batman. But that not why I'm here.
I'm here to gain suport to run for the Govenor of Lit pending the Recall of our curent Govener. Once I'm in power I promise to give all the ladies on lit Plenty of time to relax and write in my harem and an excelent exercise regiment for the Guy weather they want to lose weight or jsut bulk up, both can be done by building Monolithic structures dedicated to reminding all of the greatness that is Cats.
So when you go into the voteing both onJanuray second 2034 vote Cats Furry for Liteacan Govenor.
I'm here to gain suport to run for the Govenor of Lit pending the Recall of our curent Govener. Once I'm in power I promise to give all the ladies on lit Plenty of time to relax and write in my harem and an excelent exercise regiment for the Guy weather they want to lose weight or jsut bulk up, both can be done by building Monolithic structures dedicated to reminding all of the greatness that is Cats.
So when you go into the voteing both onJanuray second 2034 vote Cats Furry for Liteacan Govenor.
DarkTalon
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Dan talon her Right now at this moment all the lit reporters are being brought in to sit at this table [camra pans to show large table] And we will discuse our views on th wrongful castration Of My good frind Rush limbugh. I fill that what he said was totely right the midiea did the same thing with Quincy Carter that they are doing with macnab Al though mac nabb has some talent but he is still overated. but this problem gos deeper that the media wanting a black qurter back to succeed. But il get in to that as my felow Colleugs Arive.
Dan talon her Right now at this moment all the lit reporters are being brought in to sit at this table [camra pans to show large table] And we will discuse our views on th wrongful castration Of My good frind Rush limbugh. I fill that what he said was totely right the midiea did the same thing with Quincy Carter that they are doing with macnab Al though mac nabb has some talent but he is still overated. but this problem gos deeper that the media wanting a black qurter back to succeed. But il get in to that as my felow Colleugs Arive.
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Nicholaa
"Who shot who in the what now? Huh? Rush who? Oh well... I report good news not gossipy trash!
"Yesterday in Las Vegas, Nevada, USA, the infamous Roy of Sigfried and Roy was mauled by one of his performing Tigers. We here at the Lit news would like to express our condolances- to the TIGER! I completely understand its lashing out at the basterd who forced it to learn meaningless tricks to amuse stupid drunk people. For those of you that would like to sign the petition that the tiger be given full pardon on grounds of self defense please come on down to the station and sign away.
"Now back to Dan and his little table...."
"Who shot who in the what now? Huh? Rush who? Oh well... I report good news not gossipy trash!
"Yesterday in Las Vegas, Nevada, USA, the infamous Roy of Sigfried and Roy was mauled by one of his performing Tigers. We here at the Lit news would like to express our condolances- to the TIGER! I completely understand its lashing out at the basterd who forced it to learn meaningless tricks to amuse stupid drunk people. For those of you that would like to sign the petition that the tiger be given full pardon on grounds of self defense please come on down to the station and sign away.
"Now back to Dan and his little table...."
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IC: On the subject of the Tiger I quote my girlfreind's father and say "I'm glad I don't work at that show any more." Personally I think we should treat this much like the Rodney King incident. The tiger should be placed ina minimum secerty prison until it has suffered enough for this hate crime agaisnt gays. Hate crimes jsut make me sick, that why I'm pushing for the Maxium sentence here.
As for Rush Limbugh, I really don't know exactly what he said but the people who hired him in the first place should of scene it comeing! It's Rush for heavens sake! When the hell dosen't he say something contraversail, especially about the media.
Honestly the media does make many things bigger then they are. he may infact be right or he may be wrong but can you really be fired for shareing ones own opion. In a non violent way I mean.
IC: On the subject of the Tiger I quote my girlfreind's father and say "I'm glad I don't work at that show any more." Personally I think we should treat this much like the Rodney King incident. The tiger should be placed ina minimum secerty prison until it has suffered enough for this hate crime agaisnt gays. Hate crimes jsut make me sick, that why I'm pushing for the Maxium sentence here.
As for Rush Limbugh, I really don't know exactly what he said but the people who hired him in the first place should of scene it comeing! It's Rush for heavens sake! When the hell dosen't he say something contraversail, especially about the media.
Honestly the media does make many things bigger then they are. he may infact be right or he may be wrong but can you really be fired for shareing ones own opion. In a non violent way I mean.
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Dan talon her disideing that Since every one seams to think that A tiger molling a Gay guy is More compelling news I Will give up on my debate And This Just In Gothem City Was Blown to ruble . The Only suspect Is Some Cat Like Guy .
Ummmmmm Sound like Cats Furry to me. But On The Good side The Gentelmens club The Cats Lair Was Just Out Side Of the Blast Raidius.
And On the Financil Report Pepsi's New Drink Mount And Do Seams to Be Of Flying Colors.
Ummmmmm Sound like Cats Furry to me. But On The Good side The Gentelmens club The Cats Lair Was Just Out Side Of the Blast Raidius.
And On the Financil Report Pepsi's New Drink Mount And Do Seams to Be Of Flying Colors.
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IC: you have no evidence it was me, you can't prove it was me, I may have exact gentic clones that act like me so you can't prove it's me I've been here for the entire time!
That's Slander! I''ll sue! I'll sue you all! but not the man.... he's jsut to strong.
IC: you have no evidence it was me, you can't prove it was me, I may have exact gentic clones that act like me so you can't prove it's me I've been here for the entire time!
That's Slander! I''ll sue! I'll sue you all! but not the man.... he's jsut to strong.
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Nicholaa
Looks at Cats. "You're going to sue me, Cats? Aww, I thought we were on better terms then that."
A slight sniffle before moving on, as any good reporter must. "Currently Roy, of that infamous Ambiguously Magical Duo, is listed in critical condition but he'll probably be okay. Which is more then I can say for the tiger. Who knows what he may have caught from Roy?
Moving right along, another idiot, this one in New York City, was mauled by a tiger. Yup- you heard me right folks- he was keeping it as a pet in his appartment along with an Alligator! After being mauled by his little puddy kat and being taken to the hospital, local animal control officials tranqued both animals and transported them to better homes.
Think of the animals people!!! They don't deserve to be treated like this! And now back to one of the boys here at Lit News...."
Looks at Cats. "You're going to sue me, Cats? Aww, I thought we were on better terms then that."
A slight sniffle before moving on, as any good reporter must. "Currently Roy, of that infamous Ambiguously Magical Duo, is listed in critical condition but he'll probably be okay. Which is more then I can say for the tiger. Who knows what he may have caught from Roy?
Moving right along, another idiot, this one in New York City, was mauled by a tiger. Yup- you heard me right folks- he was keeping it as a pet in his appartment along with an Alligator! After being mauled by his little puddy kat and being taken to the hospital, local animal control officials tranqued both animals and transported them to better homes.
Think of the animals people!!! They don't deserve to be treated like this! And now back to one of the boys here at Lit News...."
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Personally I think that creature should be put down for it's crimes against humanity. Makeing a cat angry enough to mual you! He should just be put to sleep in a pound let the Cat keep the aparment.
Oh Vix are you free tonight or is this going to cost me?
Oh Vix are you free tonight or is this going to cost me?
DarkTalon
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Hay you cat sew us or the station cat We pay you good to be contavercle and bad . Any Way Dantallon Here To That A gint card as been sent to roy aying get well And an even biger card was sent to the tiger that said way to go. great job.
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*is waiting for camerea to go off so Vix will answer...* Thats it I give up. Okay if your free tonight I won't sew you but if this is going to cost me I have to sew you in order to pay for it. It's jsut good buiness!
Wait a moment.... Dan, I'm being payed?
*the lights go out and come back on. Cats Furry is gone*
*is waiting for camerea to go off so Vix will answer...* Thats it I give up. Okay if your free tonight I won't sew you but if this is going to cost me I have to sew you in order to pay for it. It's jsut good buiness!
Wait a moment.... Dan, I'm being payed?
*the lights go out and come back on. Cats Furry is gone*
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New intern
*walks into the station, heels clicking against the floor as she makes her way towards the filming. she stops, blinking as the lights seem to flicker and she sees some guy run past her making her brow arch* Ok...
*continues on her way before finding the room and walking in, standing next to one of cameramen*
*walks into the station, heels clicking against the floor as she makes her way towards the filming. she stops, blinking as the lights seem to flicker and she sees some guy run past her making her brow arch* Ok...
*continues on her way before finding the room and walking in, standing next to one of cameramen*
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Joe Boss
Joe Boss Aka "Da Man"
Wallks in and walks up to the new Intern
"Here" he hands Her A Tiniey STring bikinie that would Bearly cover here Nipels and a even Skimpier Botums.
"this is your new uniform" And I know We hired you To Be An in turne But Could You Do The Wether. And enturtament news
Joe Boss Aka "Da Man"
Wallks in and walks up to the new Intern
"Here" he hands Her A Tiniey STring bikinie that would Bearly cover here Nipels and a even Skimpier Botums.
"this is your new uniform" And I know We hired you To Be An in turne But Could You Do The Wether. And enturtament news
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Vanessa
*turns around, brow arching as she eyes the little pieces of string in his hand* New uniform? *blinks looking up to him and taking it before giving a sweet smile* Weather and entertainment news? *looks over at Nicholaa* Can't you get one of them to do it?
*turns around, brow arching as she eyes the little pieces of string in his hand* New uniform? *blinks looking up to him and taking it before giving a sweet smile* Weather and entertainment news? *looks over at Nicholaa* Can't you get one of them to do it?
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Vanessa
*watches him go before looking back down to the string and little, itty bitty pieces of cloth* The things a network does for ratings. *sighs and looks back up, making a face* Channel 285... who in the hell actually has that channel?
*one fan standing outside the station with a posterboard that says "I love you Dan and Nicholaa"*
*watches him go before looking back down to the string and little, itty bitty pieces of cloth* The things a network does for ratings. *sighs and looks back up, making a face* Channel 285... who in the hell actually has that channel?
*one fan standing outside the station with a posterboard that says "I love you Dan and Nicholaa"*
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