AmberLGreen
Wise old cow
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- May 15, 2021
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Now your lazy arse has woken up, get into that kitchen and make me a full English, WenchWell thanks - what's @AmberLGreen having?
You missed it. Breakfast was over at 10.30.Now your lazy arse has woken up, get into that kitchen and make me a full English, Wench
Thanks but I have got pancakes and kippersYou missed it. Breakfast was over at 10.30.
Can I interest you in some baps?
You should have asked if she fancied a sausage in her baps. She doesn’t understand polite.My eyes are up... Oh, I see.
Anyway, I was attempting to be polite, and giving you a way out!![]()
About to google what baps areYou should have asked if she fancied a sausage in her baps. She doesn’t understand polite.
You are caught up in @Wand3rlust ‘s baps? Lucky boyAbout to google what baps are
Edited to add: Just looked it up and now I'm caught up.
No, I didn't get luckyYou are caught up in @Wand3rlust ‘s baps? Lucky boy![]()
Getting a lot of mileage outta thisMorning all! How’s the day going for you? It’s still cold and rainy here… I’m actually ready for a little sun & I hate the sun![]()
What are you confused about today?
The Sun is like..the best thing! It gives us vitamin D. And plants. It makes us warm and cozy.What are you confused about today?
I mean amongst other thingsWhat are you confused about today?
It also hurts my eyes, can make me sweat (not in a good way), and gives me sunburn.The Sun is like..the best thing! It gives us vitamin D. And plants. It makes us warm and cozy.
Don’t look at it! Silly.It also hurts my eyes, can make me sweat (not in a good way), and gives me sunburn.
Even without looking directly at it, it can still hurt my eyes… and the clothes vs sunburn issue is a problem - more clothes means less exposed to sunburn but also means more sweat. You see the problem? I can’t even imagine being a nudist - the places I could get sunburnt then!!Don’t look at it! Silly.
And clothes/sunscreen are things.
Wait, are you a nudist? With tactile issues?
I don’t. Maybe I need some diagramsEven without looking directly at it, it can still hurt my eyes… and the clothes vs sunburn issue is a problem - more clothes means less exposed to sunburn but also means more sweat. You see the problem? I can’t even imagine being a nudist - the places I could get sunburnt then!!
But the difference is, you can always put more clothes on if it’s cold - you can only take off so much & not get arrested! Even if I were a nudist, I would probably still sweat. It’s not a good lookI don’t. Maybe I need some diagrams
I’ll take sweat over chills and dry skin and snotty wind chapped noses and mud and winter. TYVM
But I’m happy you’re enjoying your winter
I’m dubious. And still confused. But it’s okay. I’m used to it.But the difference is, you can always put more clothes on if it’s cold - you can only take off so much & not get arrested! Even if I were a nudist, I would probably still sweat. It’s not a good look![]()
The moon!But... but who do you worship then![]()
I’m dubious. And still confused. But it’s okay. I’m used to it.

But the difference is, you can always put more clothes on if it’s cold - you can only take off so much & not get arrested! Even if I were a nudist, I would probably still sweat. It’s not a good look![]()