Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[AmberLGreen]

Too add to the cheesy jokes

 

[Deadbed1968]

Too add to the cheesy jokes

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Nicely played!

 

[Deadbed1968]

Pssst... this is bad cheese. Very questionable.

If it was Gouda it wouldn’t be Dad jokes!

 

[Deadbed1968]

I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day…



It’s soda pressing

 

[Deadbed1968]

This year’s Fibonacci convention is going to be really special. Apparently it’s as big as the last two put together

 

[Deadbed1968]

Not to brag but I made six figures last year…



I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.

 

[Deadbed1968]

During my calculus test, I had to sit between identical twins…



It was hard to differentiate between them

 

[Cindy027]

Hey DB, good to see you again buuuut...... are you paying for all the real estate you are taking up

I feel I must take some of the responsibility because I did encourage you to post dad jokes, in all honesty I now wish I had just shut up . So you can imagine my surprise when I came here and saw all your funny, not so funny and really groan worthy jokes and TBH some I didn't get at all.

 

[Deadbed1968]

Hey DB, good to see you again buuuut...... are you paying for all the real estate you are taking up

I feel I must take some of the responsibility because I did encourage you to post dad jokes, in all honesty I now wish I had just shut up . So you can imagine my surprise when I came here and saw all your funny, not so funny and really groan worthy jokes and TBH some I didn't get at all.

A truly epic dad joke sometimes needs explanation

 

[Deadbed1968]

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Hike.

Hike Who?

Unsuspecting son.
Dad waiting with bated breath.
Sets the perfect trap

( I posted this one in another thread, but it deserved repeating)

 

[Deadbed1968]

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Hike.

Hike Who?

Unsuspecting son.
Dad waiting with bated breath.
Sets the perfect trap

( I posted this one in another thread, but it deserved repeating)

@Cindy027 why a Sad reaction? Is there something that upsets you about the joke?

 

[Cindy027]

@Cindy027 why a Sad reaction? Is there something that upsets you about the joke?

I don't get it, too much for my tiny brain.

 

[cheekygirl75]

I don't get it, too much for my tiny brain.

You have to say it in your head - “hike who” sounds like “haiku” and then the three lines after it are a haiku poem.

 

[PotNoodle79]

The man gets turned down
The man is sad for a while
His life will go on

 

[PotNoodle79]

Also, I heard there was tea here? Proper tea?

 

[Cindy027]

Also, I heard there was tea here? Proper tea?

What is considered to be proper tea?

 

[PotNoodle79]

Yorkshire Tea

 

[Cindy027]

Yorkshire Tea

I can't speak for the proprietors of this fine establishment but it's all about coffee, which to me is a far superior beverage than some leaves soaked in hot water, Yorkshire or not.

 

[PotNoodle79]

I can't speak for the proprietors of this fine establishment but it's all about coffee, which to me is a far superior beverage than some leaves soaked in hot water, Yorkshire or not.

Good for you.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Also, I heard there was tea here? Proper tea?

We can get whatever tea you’d like!

 

[PotNoodle79]

We can get whatever tea you’d like!

You are a wonderful host

 

[PotNoodle79]

We can get whatever tea you’d like!View attachment 2567744

*cums*

 

[cheekygirl75]

*cums*

Would you like something to go with your tea or are you spent?

 

[PotNoodle79]

Would you like something to go with your tea or are you spent?

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I didn't get to be fat by shying away from food....

 

[AmberLGreen]

Another bad joke…