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Ivan the Terrible
ooc: why thank you!
IC: And back to hell he went. He went back to his estate, back to his private room, back to his chair. He sat, waiting patiently for his little victims to come here to hell. "Why time seem slow now?" He thought to himself.
On a brighter note, he would probably have first choice of playthings once the cheerleaders made their way down here. Normally, Satan would just take his first 5 wenches and leave us with the rest. But, he's been locked away in his chambers recently, and God-dont-even-know what he's doing there. Probably planning another attempt to take over heaven. Well, at least his efforts usually provide a good laugh or two.
So, with Satan away with his own bizarre little ideologies, there was no one really left to contend with his choice. He answered only to Satan, none of his other puppets could make him answer to them. None.
Sure, some have trieditler's always been one to try; claiming his slaves were superior to other slaves. But, since slave on slave wars were rare; the slave side starting the conflict would get slaughetered in hours, he wouldn't try that again. He got to power through killing 20 million + in the 20th century.
But, that was in the mortal world. He could comtrol a respectable army there, and could invade other nations. He has tried to threaten others himself. Seriously though, it's hilarious to watch a scrawny, weak, unclean little gimp try to boss around a well-built giant thats twice his size, and intelligent enough to pick his battles.
Oh, and Stalin's no exception. His little attempts to threaten others with his secret armies. "PLease" he thought to himself "Him and his stupid KGB. I, Ivan the IV, I create rule by fear. I make all Russia fear me. I create first secret police. And here, he, 700 years later, he use secret army and claim he is most evil leader? Imbecile! He Russian, is only reason I have not crushed him yet."
Of course, he thought, he'd need to listen to the usual ramblings of that Grace whatever. Who is she anyways? Sure, she's got some power in here. If she didn't, she'd be one of the slave girls in Satan's room now pleasuring him. She has earned her place.
But who did she think she was anyways? She tries talking to me, as if she thinks I, the great Ivan, recognize her prescence. I don't even recognize the prescence of my old sod, my wife, or even that fool father of mine, Ivan III, sitting as a no-named idiot in heaven. "Yes, look what stature give him now eh?"
Yes, many underestimate her power. I am not so stupid as the others. "She may have power" he thought to himself "But she does no realize my power. She does no realize who I am, that I am Ivan the Terrible. Americans, pfft."
"Great body though" he continued. Indeed, he would not mind getting her into the sack someday. He finished his thought and dozed off. He knew he had time before the victims would arrive
ooc: why thank you!
IC: And back to hell he went. He went back to his estate, back to his private room, back to his chair. He sat, waiting patiently for his little victims to come here to hell. "Why time seem slow now?" He thought to himself.
On a brighter note, he would probably have first choice of playthings once the cheerleaders made their way down here. Normally, Satan would just take his first 5 wenches and leave us with the rest. But, he's been locked away in his chambers recently, and God-dont-even-know what he's doing there. Probably planning another attempt to take over heaven. Well, at least his efforts usually provide a good laugh or two.
So, with Satan away with his own bizarre little ideologies, there was no one really left to contend with his choice. He answered only to Satan, none of his other puppets could make him answer to them. None.
Sure, some have trieditler's always been one to try; claiming his slaves were superior to other slaves. But, since slave on slave wars were rare; the slave side starting the conflict would get slaughetered in hours, he wouldn't try that again. He got to power through killing 20 million + in the 20th century.
But, that was in the mortal world. He could comtrol a respectable army there, and could invade other nations. He has tried to threaten others himself. Seriously though, it's hilarious to watch a scrawny, weak, unclean little gimp try to boss around a well-built giant thats twice his size, and intelligent enough to pick his battles.
Oh, and Stalin's no exception. His little attempts to threaten others with his secret armies. "PLease" he thought to himself "Him and his stupid KGB. I, Ivan the IV, I create rule by fear. I make all Russia fear me. I create first secret police. And here, he, 700 years later, he use secret army and claim he is most evil leader? Imbecile! He Russian, is only reason I have not crushed him yet."
Of course, he thought, he'd need to listen to the usual ramblings of that Grace whatever. Who is she anyways? Sure, she's got some power in here. If she didn't, she'd be one of the slave girls in Satan's room now pleasuring him. She has earned her place.
But who did she think she was anyways? She tries talking to me, as if she thinks I, the great Ivan, recognize her prescence. I don't even recognize the prescence of my old sod, my wife, or even that fool father of mine, Ivan III, sitting as a no-named idiot in heaven. "Yes, look what stature give him now eh?"
Yes, many underestimate her power. I am not so stupid as the others. "She may have power" he thought to himself "But she does no realize my power. She does no realize who I am, that I am Ivan the Terrible. Americans, pfft."
"Great body though" he continued. Indeed, he would not mind getting her into the sack someday. He finished his thought and dozed off. He knew he had time before the victims would arrive