Church Secret Volunteer Group

[PartyMart]

When we get behind in our appointments it is the only way to get back on track. Volunteers are busy.

Perhaps we need to have a recruitment drive?

 

[softsusan]

We have been lucky to have several new volunteers recently.

 

[PartyMart]

We have been lucky to have several new volunteers recently.

Indeed, the doors of the Church are open to all..

 

[PartyMart]

Perhaps we need to update the HR manual as well

 

[SparkyWalter]

I will keep our appointment Father Sparky and I'm very excited to receive your blessings as always. I feel I have to attain for my many sins this week and I do hope you have time in your diary for a full confession

I'm so very glad to hear that you will keep your appointment with me. You are so very good to receive the many blessings that I have for you.

Yes, I will always have time for you because I know you need to see me for your confessions and we agree that that's so important.

 

[SparkyWalter]

@Lipstickdiary I am sure you will find the confessional fulfilling

@Lipstickdiary

Yes, there's no question that every time she comes to confession, I make sure that she finds it very fulfilling. I have explained that it has to be satisfying for us both.

 

[softsusan]

Perhaps we need to update the HR manual as well

The HR Manual is always an interesting read with lots of topical ideas..

 

[dirk2024]

Announcement: The church softball tournament starts tomorrow at 10:00AM. Volunteers, please be at the church at 9:00m AM for warm-ups in the locker room. Afterwards, we'll hop on the popemobile for the drive over to the field.

Afterwards, team showers back at the church.

See you there!

Father Dirk

 

[tristantrotsky]

There was a knock on the door.
When I answered it, there was a tall young missionary from an American religious sect standing there. He said, 'do you want to talk about god?'
I said 'no, I already worship at the altar of Priapus.'
He looked confused for a moment. Then looked furtively to left and right and said, 'in that case, do you want to suck my cock?'
I said 'sure, why not, come inside.'
He had a deliciously meaty mouthful, I enjoyed sucking his big cock, and as he was cumming down my throat he was murmuring 'Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god...!'

 

[tristantrotsky]

On the remote Scottish island is Inisfree the dictates of an early fourteenth-century christian priest are still enforced, that gentlemen must wear kilts with nothing beneath them, and that when friends meet up on the street, in the local store or in the bar they greet each other by reaching up beneath their kilts and warmly shaking each other by the cock. This ancient tradition is still observed to this day.

 

[Waiter519123]

I myself Father Inn have many, many sins to confess and seek absolution. I will visit you and confess all in the sanctity of the confessional when you are ready to receive me

I recommend Pastor James also when he comes to preach. He has a good success in purifying your sole.

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[Darty20]

I recommend Pastor James also when he comes to preach. He has a good success in purifying your sole.

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Oh wow

 

[PartyMart]

There is an advantage to waking up and finding @KimberlyG already in the kitchen.

 

[Lipstickdiary]

I am ready to receive you in my confessional any time Lipstick…

Thank you Father Inn, I'll tell my husband i can't stay for lunch and head over straight away

 

[PartyMart]

It was my pleasure to assist @Lipstickdiary when she asked me get something from her Automobile

 

[Lipstickdiary]

It was my pleasure to assist @Lipstickdiary when she asked me get something from her Automobile

I was so happy you found it so quickly

 

[PartyMart]

@Lipstickdiary You are such a quick study, and know how to welcome me.

 

[Mike130]

Thank you Father Inn, I'll tell my husband i can't stay for lunch and head over straight away

That is proper attire for my rectory or confessional, but in the church pews, you should cover your shoulders. That’s it, only your shoulders, everything else can be exposed. It’s an ancient rule, I should ask the pope to change it….

 

[Lipstickdiary]

That is proper attire for my rectory or confessional, but in the church pews, you should cover your shoulders. That’s it, only your shoulders, everything else can be exposed. It’s an ancient rule, I should ask the pope to change it….

Thank you Father, I will make sure I am properly dressed as per the rules demand

 

[Lipstickdiary]

@Lipstickdiary You are such a quick study, and know how to welcome me.

I will ensure I am always open and welcome for the brethren

 

[Lipstickdiary]

I recommend Pastor James also when he comes to preach. He has a good success in purifying your sole.

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I look forward too making him comfortable and welcome as I do all our brethren

 

[Vitriolhack]

When we get behind in our appointments it is the only way to get back on track. Volunteers are busy.

In economics they call this supply and demand.

Sometimes, the supply is too little for the demand.

One must accept the sharing of our special order of nuns!

 

[PartyMart]

Participation by the volunteers is always encouraged, with active recruitment encouraged by the brethren.

 

[Finger8]

Such a thrilling surprise to have one of our volunteers drop by today.

 

[softsusan]

In economics they call this supply and demand.

Sometimes, the supply is too little for the demand.

One must accept the sharing of our special order of nuns!

As a volunteer I understand the demands required of us so when the sharing occasions arise it is always wonderful, to be of service to the brethren no matter how many.