Church Secret Volunteer Group

Lily, it's always so good to see that you come very well prepared. You bring your bible and then your toys. It seems like you enjoy a little oil as well.

Even though this is acceptable behavior I expect to see you in my office early tomorrow morning for your confession. Please come appropriately dressed and I have no doubt that you have sinned many times over and it will be a long confession!!
 
Attention Church Members:

Our softball team has made the seasonal switch to basketball, although the game wasn't always on the court.



Sunday service starts at 10:00AM. Hope to see you there. For those volunteers who don't think they can last through the service, please sit in the front row so you'll serve as a good example for the rest of the congregation.

There will be a little blowjob training right after the service for any of the volunteers who want to brush up before their shift in the Glory Hole.
 
My wife and I just started attending a new church and like at the former one. She volunteered to pick up the under privileged young men in the city and bring them for the service. I hope we can stay at this church longer. Such terrible rumours started about my wife out in the car in the parking lot with them.
 
The service in church today was wonderful. Go forth and multiply is a wonderful theme. It was so stirring to see the ladies who are Multi[lying present and keeping in practice. Their Special skills were really appreciated by the brethren. Thank you Father Sparky for my Attire once again. The brethren were full of compliments as I wore it and many Blessings followed. I think there were a record amount of blessings in the G hole after the service. What an exhausting and wonderful day. Confession I’ll take all night I think. Smiling.
 
My wife and I just started attending a new church and like at the former one. She volunteered to pick up the under privileged young men in the city and bring them for the service. I hope we can stay at this church longer. Such terrible rumours started about my wife out in the car in the parking lot with them.
Raveneye, I understand the rumours that surround the special car park visits. I have been the victim of many of these types of rumours. I am happy to say the rumours were wrong once. :)
 
Raveneye, I understand the rumours that surround the special car park visits. I have been the victim of many of these types of rumours. I am happy to say the rumours were wrong once. :)
Susan and Mrs Raveneye can use the Popemobile to entertain the underprivileged young men and release their spirit. The popemobile has no windows in the back for that very reason.
 
Thank you Softsusan, this is our third parish in two years. It seem 6-7 months after we are at one rumors start about her both with the young men and other things. We do like it here and she is quite fond of the pastor and volunteers her time around the parish. Just like at our first parish, but b he left suddenly.
 
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