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Uncle? ... The rules of this church are so confusing lol. Btw what"s the church called?
Hi Lily, the name of our congregation is The Church of the Three Holes.
Father Dirk.
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Uncle? ... The rules of this church are so confusing lol. Btw what"s the church called?
Next buy the rowing machine pleaseGood news! We have known some of the cardio equipment in the church gym had seen better days. So we brought in some new exercise bikes today. Here is one of them, demonstrated by @softsusan . Seems to be working fine.
Father Dirk.
I'm qualified to joing the church. I have three useful eager thirsty needy holesHi Lily, the name of our congregation is The Church of the Three Holes.
Father Dirk.
Come to my office sweet child and let the lord see these needy holes..I'm qualified to joing the church. I have three useful eager thirsty needy holes
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I hope you gonna do more than just see them. I need to be cleansed with creamy nectarCome to my office sweet child and let the lord see these needy holes..
The new exercise bikes are wonderful. I lost track of time during my training session. I fell onto the floor as my knees buckled when I got off. I was shaking like a leaf in the wind.Good news! We have known some of the cardio equipment in the church gym had seen better days. So we brought in some new exercise bikes today. Here is one of them, demonstrated by @softsusan . Seems to be working fine.
Father Dirk.
Hello i’m ready to ride anytimeThe new exercise bikes are wonderful. I lost track of time during my training session. I fell onto the floor as my knees buckled when I got off. I was shaking like a leaf in the wind.
I need to be there when you ride next time.Hello i’m ready to ride anytime![]()
I'm sure you will always enjoy your time on the new exercise bikes.The new exercise bikes are wonderful. I lost track of time during my training session. I fell onto the floor as my knees buckled when I got off. I was shaking like a leaf in the wind.
Sussy, It's good to see you dressed for your house calls. The brethern greatly appreciates all your efforts.Hello, sirs. I am now ready for house call to serve the brethren to spread the good news. I promise I wont tell the wifey![]()
Honey you’re one of our favorite volunteers. BTW I’ll come see you before going to our church ground's and give you some blessings.I'm qualified to joing the church. I have three useful eager thirsty needy holes
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Honey you’re one of our favorite volunteers. BTW I’ll come see you before going to our church ground's and give you some blessings.I'm qualified to joing the church. I have three useful eager thirsty needy holes
https://imagex1.sx.cdn.live/images/pinporn/2020/05/13/23016795.webp?width=620
Hello, sirs. I am now ready for
house call to serve the brethren to spread the good news. I promise I wont tell the wifey![]()
Can i be a member of the group. What does it take sir? Please. I know i look barely legal but I am not. Im 23!We have a house call volunteer group. Jim’s wife Nancy is the lead volunteer of the ladies making a home visit here.
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Nancy husband Jim volunteers for house call also. He is most liked by our senior ladies
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Oh id love for you to join. Ever kissed a girl?Looks like fun xx
Loads times, kissed a girl before I kissed a boyOh id love for you to join. Ever kissed a girl?
So I have heard.Hello i’m ready to ride anytime![]()
Those pesky kitchen appliances can give nasty bites.My wife woke up early all excited about going with the women’s group to the homeless shelter today. When she went a few years ago she came home exhausted and had a sore throat, she was very hoarse. She had stains all over her dress, and hose. When she got undressed she was covered in red marks and what looked like bite marks but she said it was from a kitchen appliance.