Church Secret Volunteer Group

I realize I deserve to be found lacking so I will volunteer for the "correctional direction treatment" from the Fathers. I will head to the benches now for my punishment. Due to my recent usage I will walk over to the punishment benches very slowly. I am sure the fathers will meet me there ..

No doubt your punishment will be thorough.

My wife has already volunteered to heal any aches and pains you may feel afterwards.
 
Well, hopefully it works. Father Inn needs a hand once in a while. Or a warm, moist place for his holy staff.
I think Father Inn enjoys much more than a hand. I think Father Inn always should have a very warm, moist place for his holy staff. This needs to happen on a very regular basis. Of course he deserves it too!!
 
All the volunteers are so proud and happy that cgmissy has been has their ass recommended for Sainthood. It is thoroughly deserved. A big pat on the back for all her efforts.
https://www.redgifs.com/watch/feistyunsungamazondolphin
The requirements for sainthood are quite arduous.
I think a mircle is necessary for sainthood ...
like, it would be a miracle if I could walk after this intense pounding ... er, intense worship service.
https://www.redgifs.com/watch/cooperativerigiddalmatian
 
https://www.redgifs.com/watch/feistyunsungamazondolphin
The requirements for sainthood are quite arduous.
I think a mircle is necessary for sainthood ...
like, it would be a miracle if I could walk after this intense pounding ... er, intense worship service.
https://www.redgifs.com/watch/cooperativerigiddalmatian
This is quite true, but the pope himself has revued your… assets, and has endorsed my recommendation. You should be getting a letter any day now. When you do, please bring it to the rectory so that I can shoot some holy water on it. Not the letter, Christ, the holy water would destroy it. Your saintly ass is what I meant! I may also need to perform a deep exorcism on it also, perfectly standard procedure but it may take a few hours….
 
At the church summer camp David’s daughter from college was volunteering as a camp counselor. Becky asked me who was my favorite volunteer. I said all the volunteers are my favorites however your mother is special. Becky asked how special. She is an anal volunteer. Becky said I love that. I took Becky to cabin 6. I told Becky she would make a great volunteer just like her mother.

https://i.ibb.co/Q7Xj1hq5/IMG-7571.gif
 
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