Church Secret Volunteer Group

[dirk2024]

I would not orientate the volunteers until I have tried it myself to see how it is. Best to be safe.

Your dedication to the volunteers is inspiring. However it looks like the one on the right could use some of your special attention.

 

[dirk2024]

@dirk2024
I would never be against Susan volunteering to try a new toy. Dirk, don't you think it would be a good idea for your wife and Susan to both try it out first? I think getting two opinions is a great idea. If it's okay with both of them, I would love that to witness this as well.

Then both your wife and Susan can bring in other volunteers and help them out.

My wife is always excited by the prospect of working closely with susan.

 

[Waiter519123]

My wife is always excited by the prospect of working closely with susan.

We would love to see your beautiful wife volunteering with Susan

 

[dirk2024]

We would love to see your beautiful wife volunteering with Susan

I think they make a very cooperative team.

 

[SparkyWalter]

Thats ok then.

@dirk2024
To be candid, I'm smiling and laughing a little but, Dirk's wife ordering that new toy, looks a little scary.

I think that only can be discussed with the female volunteers of the congregation that have been around at least a little while. The newer volunteers of the congregation, might be a little scared off seeing it. We don't want to do that.

That's why my recommendation was for only dirk's wife and Susan to see how it works.

 

[SparkyWalter]

I am so sorry that there is/was a mess at the G hole, usually at the end of my shift I clean it up, but recently it has been so busy and the shifts have been so long. It is hard to walk home after the recent extended shifts. Also there are always brethren making appointments which we volunteers need to attend. We do not like to fail in our responsibilities and duties to the brethren. I realize I deserve to be found lacking so I will volunteer for the "correctional direction treatment" from the Fathers. I will head to the benches now for my punishment. Due to my recent usage I will walk over to the punishment benches very slowly. I am sure the fathers will meet me there ..

Susan, I only heard about the big mess that was at the glory hole a few days ago. I clearly don't believe that it would be your full responsibility for the cleanup. There must have been others that were involved?

You are a tireless worker, and I feel bad that you had to walk all the way home after your long shifts, I can only imagine how difficult that is.

I never heard what happened with your punishment. What did happen? So you walked over to the discipline benches, and one of the Fathers met you & then strapped you in & administered the appropriate penalty. I know most times when you're disciplined, that your clothes are in complete tatters and you have to walk home almost completely naked. Is that what happened or did someone drive you home?

 

[MastersSlut1882]

I'm a little confused about the requirements for joining the volunteer group. Is it by invitation only, application form or is it a trial shift?

 

[softsusan]

https://ibb.co/5W3pz6zf Sally was telling me about last night volunteer work and mentioned talking to @softsusan and wants to visit cabin 6 now

Sally is a lovely lady, several of the brethren are aware. She is such a hard working volunteer.

 

[softsusan]

Your dedication to the volunteers is inspiring. However it looks like the one on the right could use some of your special attention.

It is always delightful to advise and be helpful to my volunteer sisters. They can come to me anytime if they have any doubts or questions.

 

[softsusan]

My wife is always excited by the prospect of working closely with susan.

She is a very wonderful lady, i love spending time with her.

 

[softsusan]

Susan, I only heard about the big mess that was at the glory hole a few days ago. I clearly don't believe that it would be your full responsibility for the cleanup. There must have been others that were involved?

You are a tireless worker, and I feel bad that you had to walk all the way home after your long shifts, I can only imagine how difficult that is.

I never heard what happened with your punishment. What did happen? So you walked over to the discipline benches, and one of the Fathers met you & then strapped you in & administered the appropriate penalty. I know most times when you're disciplined, that your clothes are in complete tatters and you have to walk home almost completely naked. Is that what happened or did someone drive you home?

I took full responsibility as my volunteer sisters were so exhausted after their shifts also. The punishment was deserved and i took it bent over the bench like the last time you were there. I think there were 7 or 8 brethren there to witness, but i a not sure of the exact number. maybe one of them can tell you. After the punishment they all blessed me and they all forgave me for being so lacking in my duties. I was so happy they blessed and forgave me.

 

[Proximus]

I'm a little confused about the requirements for joining the volunteer group. Is it by invitation only, application form or is it a trial shift?

Our membership is open to all who are willing to serve. By all means, please take a volunteer shift to see if you're a good fit. I'm sure you will be welcomed by all and given as many blessings as you need.

 

[MastersSlut1882]

Excellent I'm eager to get involved and I enjoy team work, also competent to go it alone once shown the ropes

 

[Mike130]

I'm a little confused about the requirements for joining the volunteer group. Is it by invitation only, application form or is it a trial shift?

We have 3 openings, hopefully you do too. That is the only requirement.

 

[MastersSlut1882]

Oh yes, I read that requirement. I'm fully accepting of that condition

 

[Mike130]

Excellent I'm eager to get involved and I enjoy team work, also competent to go it alone once shown the ropes

I’m Father Inn, one of the preachers here. I can give you a tour if you like. Show you the ropes, handcuffs and other paraphernalia. I can also show you my church organ, which I’m quite proud of. I’ve been polishing it all day!

 

[softsusan]

We have 3 openings, hopefully you do too. That is the only requirement.

Smiles.

 

[MastersSlut1882]

Father Inn, I'd be delighted to be guided by you. I bet you know all the books and cranies of the church building

 

[softsusan]

I’m Father Inn, one of the preachers here. I can give you a tour if you like. Show you the ropes, handcuffs and other paraphernalia. I can also show you my church organ, which I’m quite proud of. I’ve been polishing it all day!

The church organ is a wonderful instrument and it always makes the volunteers sound so lovely as they play it.

 

[Mike130]

Father Inn, I'd be delighted to be guarded by you. I bet you know all the books and cranies of the church building

Yes, I’ve been in many of those cranies myself. The only thing that’s off limits today is my confessional with its built in glory hole, which I’ve made a complete mess off. Some volunteers are on their hands and knees right now cleaning it up. Should be ready tomorrow. I plan to bless these volunteers with holy water later this evening.

 

[MastersSlut1882]

The church organ is a wonderful instrument and it always makes the volunteers sound so lovely as they play it

I've heard it's in need of a service. I'm happy to oblige

 

[Mike130]

The church organ is a wonderful instrument and it always makes the volunteers sound so lovely as they play it.

Susan, your musical abilities and talent are beyond measure. You can play my organ anytime you like. I enjoy watching you play with it,… er, I mean play it.

 

[Mike130]

I've heard it's in need of a service. I'm happy to oblige

It needs a tune up from time to time. And constant polishing. Some of the congregation like to kiss it also, I’m not sure why. But it is hard and thick, and many like to sit on it or pound on the … keys.

 

[Mike130]

The church organ is a wonderful instrument and it always makes the volunteers sound so lovely as they play it.

Sometimes they just sit on it Susan, and they moan a tune.

 

[MastersSlut1882]

I will follow in the footsteps of volunteers that know the drill. I would enjoy playing with such a big instrument. It's rare to have open access to one but this is why I desire to lend my body and soul to Christ and his church